Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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I don't think "I trolled you, I was only pretending to be rëtarded" is going to save the soyfather from embarrassment. He can't really back down now. He must think he has enough dirt to ruin Jim's reputation in the eyes of his own fans, but it's hard to imagine how that could be.

Is this about Jim making fun of the EU and your suit, Sargon? Here you go:

Sargon, I am super impressed that you got into the EU senate or whatever it's called. Well done, nice job.
The thing I have heard is they think Jim is faking his medical condition. Which i don’t think would matter to his fans anyway
 
Sargon wanting a mainstream political run
I think he is living in a bubble, he lost that opportunity the second he started talking about "white niggers" and making antisemitic jokes, that kind of thing is a big "no no" in real life politics. No matter how many times he says that he doesn't want drama or participate in a drama, he is always involved in drama indirectly thanks to his lapdog and his capos doing all the work while he plays D&D or Ark.
His recent decision to abandon his Liberalists™ and take over a dead political party because he can't rebrand his little group every 6 months showed how out of touch with reality he really is.

Hell, even when it comes to SJWs, Sargon still ends up looking stupid when he tries to debate them since the SJWs in question are able to explain their ideas a little bit more outside of said echo chamber.
This is why Sargon got completely assblasted by Kristi Winters and why he has never won an actual debate besides the one against that Thomas Smith cuck.
He also lost the debate with the woman who appeared in that video with Peter Hitchens. He was thinking with his penis that day and really thought that she was acting during the Peter Hitchens debate.
 
Don't forget that Jim did say some very spicy things when talking to Vee on the Killstream before this went down - Jim said he didn't trust Sargon and thinks Sargon is heavily involved in discord ops, and sends minions like Vee or Louis out on PR missions. The Soyfather can't abide by that kind of accusation.

I didn't believe this at first but with warplanpurple being him and him bitching about Jim being bad for not having a suit made me convince he really was dumb enough to be a part of all that.
 
Going to apply a bit of merchant-mindset to this, but it's giving the soyfather too much credit as far as putting him at playing a chessboard rather than sitting in a corner with a dunce cap on. Either way, Ralph from TRR and others have mentioned both [possible] Saturday and Sunday streams to talk about what might come of it, and those streaming play into this possibility as well.

Even if it wasn't his initial intention for the stream, as I think it more-likely he was just going with something of a bad dox/random shitting-on session, what I figure it'll turn into is a scouring of various social media platforms and forums, including this one, and screen grabs aplenty over all the debating over what it is that he might have on Metokur-guy. That alone will become his point, fashioned into something like:

*fake, posh accent engage*

"You see, Jim, this is what you stepped away from when you abandoned GooblyGot, and you could have been the leader which affected [real], positive change that extended past just the internet, into the real world. Unfortunately, because of your cowardice, someone like....well someone like ME, had to step in and fill the roll that you'd abandoned. Much like a stepfather has to play second-fiddle, and fill a role where he gains nothing, as the child isn't his, and never will be. I'm trying my best, and it's difficult, Jim, it's difficult to be me right now; you can't imagine how much. I mean, have you even read Locke?"

"Now, I know what you're saying, and it'll be a 'people can choose to do what they will,' or 'it's not my responsibility for those that cheersubtip, and follow me,' but it is, Jim. You're responsible for not only your fans' actions, but those across Twitter-sphere and elsewhere, who, while maybe not hanging on your every word, do take the ball you've thrown and run with it. You've admitted to it in your own videos, in your own acknowledgment of their actions following one of your videos, and your intentions with cases ranging from sperging shooters, to speds wanting outlines."

"I want you to read all of these along with me, Jim, as I know you're stream-sniping and trying to yuck it up, but look at all these anonymous people, YouTube 'influencers,' and social media personas who are glued to what's going on with you. Not me, YOU, Jim. This isn't a take-down of you, Jim, or a doxxing, it's a spotlight on your weakness, and cowardice as a whole, and unwillingness to lead the community that you've been very much a spokesman for, with an elevated voice that seems immune from being deplatformed, as they'll follow wherever you lead."

*entirely contrived, fake accent, disengage*

Now, goofy-guy Carl's [possible] - agian, this is what I'd go with if I'd gotten drunk and did some exceptional stuff while on the internet, drunk off my own over-inflated ego and copious amounts of alcohol - rant stream would be thoroughly-laughed away by Jim, and likely the plurality, if not majority of viewers on both streams who are familiar with both him, and the situation as a whole, but it'd still be enough to appeal and satiate to his core fanbase that he 1.) had a plan, and 2.) still knows what he's doing. At this point, scraping by with the skin of his teeth still intact, would be considered a win.

Not even going to charge the goyish droves for my input, as this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY will be pay-off enough, regardless how it goes.
 
"You see, Jim, this is what you stepped away from when you abandoned GooblyGot, and you could have been the leader which affected [real], positive change that extended past just the internet, into the real world. Unfortunately, because of your cowardice, someone like....well someone like ME, had to step in and fill the roll that you'd abandoned. Much like a stepfather has to play second-fiddle, and fill a role where he gains nothing, as the child isn't his, and never will be. I'm trying my best, and it's difficult, Jim, it's difficult to be me right now; you can't imagine how much. I mean, have you even read Locke?"

"Now, I know what you're saying, and it'll be a 'people can choose to do what they will,' or 'it's not my responsibility for those that cheersubtip, and follow me,' but it is, Jim. You're responsible for not only your fans' actions, but those across Twitter-sphere and elsewhere, who, while maybe not hanging on your every word, do take the ball you've thrown and run with it. You've admitted to it in your own videos, in your own acknowledgment of their actions following one of your videos, and your intentions with cases ranging from sperging shooters, to speds wanting outlines."

"I want you to read all of these along with me, Jim, as I know you're stream-sniping and trying to yuck it up, but look at all these anonymous people, YouTube 'influencers,' and social media personas who are glued to what's going on with you. Not me, YOU, Jim. This isn't a take-down of you, Jim, or a doxxing, it's a spotlight on your weakness, and cowardice as a whole, and unwillingness to lead the community that you've been very much a spokesman for, with an elevated voice that seems immune from being deplatformed, as they'll follow wherever you lead."


Honestly that's not really much different from "I'm not mad, look at how mad you are, I totally trolled you kek".
 
Honestly that's not really much different from "I'm not mad, look at how mad you are, I totally trolled you kek".

With the addition that he gets to spin it as "everything I did, I did intentionally, to set your fans and followers scurrying about, wondering what was going to happen just as I knew they would, as I am so forward-thinking," and not look like a complete asshole. Spin is important to core political demographics, and that one is half-credible. Sure, looks goofy to outsiders, but appeals to his audience. Gets to play up the sympathy card too.
 
I like how Sargon kept going on during the Jim/Louis stream about how he was chosen to lead the Liberalists and he didn't want to but he had to, then proceeded to--

1. Let his group splinter into a million different subgroups because he couldn't be bothered to think up core principles besides "we like free speech and property rights."
2. Let Vee do all the heavy lifting as a "leader" getting people together while he played ARK.
3. Did absolutely nothing to try and establish his party besides a few social media posts (aggressive campaigning would have required him to walk around and stand outside a lot, and he's kind of fat so that would have been hard for him).
3. Left the group that he insisted had to have him as a leader to hang on the coattails of a dying party because the Liberalists were even more irrelevant.
4. Couldn't even get a nice suit for his trip to meet actual politicians
5. During all of this, engaged in gay passive-aggressive shots against an old internet troll who used to make Sandra Lee and Spax3 videos and may or may not be dying of AIDS.
6. Insisted that he wasn't obsessed with said troll despite talking about him like a jilted lover, which led to--
7. Engaging in Kraut-tier ops, complete with retarded name, against a guy who laughed at him (all while still trying to make it in politics).

Did I miss anything?

I don't think Sargon really wants to be a politician or change anything. I think that he just wants power and respect from others. He couldn't get enough respect doing just YouTube, so he tried to pick some serious career path that people would look up to. I don't think the Jim hate has anything to do with GatorGrape, I think that Sargon just can't stand that a non-SJW that he had amiable chats with at one point laughs at his dumb ideas and doesn't take him seriously. All the skeptics have this big ass ego and can't stand being disrespected. It's as bad or worse than the angry dangerhairs they scream about.

I honestly think his big Jim stream isn't going to have anything (I think he'll pussy out and just threaten nonexistent dox like SFO), but I can't wait to shitpost in his chat if he does. It's going to be a trainwreck.
 
I honestly think his big Jim stream isn't going to have anything (I think he'll pussy out and just threaten nonexistent dox like SFO), but I can't wait to shitpost in his chat if he does. It's going to be a trainwreck.
I'm convinced at this point that itll be one big self promo for Sargon not realizing he looks like an idiot the whole way. He's just using jim and jim drama as way to get his name out there just like every other two bit YouTube "content creator" does

Edit: to be a bit more specific Sargon is trying to pull a trump move. Trump had a press conference where he said he would come out and admit Obama was in fact born in America and the media was treated to like an hour of vets endorsing trump it was hilarious. Sargon is trying the same thing the stream will be like 10 minutes on old bullshit about Jim's past and an hour on how Sargon is a big boi politician now followed by some hurr Durr trolled you fuckers good
 
you guys are giving him way too many d's in his chess playstyle, he can barely figure out the 2d's that nailed his wife the night he was at the eu parliament.
imho he's just going to try to smear shit on him, focusing on metokur's past bad hombre behaviour to gain sympathy towards his political endevour "see? jim is a bad influence for you muh boys, im doing important euro-stuff, support me and dont forget to pledge on my patreon on the way out".

anyway, however this is going to pan out on sunday, that stuff in the description still make him look like the bitch that he is, i think it is meant in an intimidatory way, even instigating his goons out there to "do something about it". a true don dont need to say anything....

He's going hard on his Thinkery Channel in the chat right now. Sargon's ego is way too big to even realise this is a really bad idea. He's not capable of humor, he's too angry, so this is going to fuck him up.
big boi 20-years plan politician here cant even wait 2 days without blowing his load at random spergs, what an amateur.

The thing I have heard is they think Jim is faking his medical condition. Which i don’t think would matter to his fans anyway
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https://twitter.com/WarPlanPurple/status/1040435591098322944
https://archive.is/VzDgV

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LMAO what a quintessential sped.
 
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you guys are giving him way too many d's in his chess playstyle, he can barely figure out the 2d's that nailed his wife the night he was at the eu parliament.
imho he's just going to try to smear shit on him, focusing on metokur's past bad hombre behaviour to gain sympathy towards his political endevour "see? jim is a bad influence for you muh boys, im doing important euro-stuff, support me and dont forget to pledge on my patreon on the way out".

anyway, however this is going to pan out on sunday, that stuff in the description still make him look like the bitch that he is, i think it is meant in an intimidatory way, even instigating his goons out there to "do something about it". a true don dont need to say anything....


big boi 20-years plan politician here cant even wait 2 days without blowing his load at random spergs, what an amateur.


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https://twitter.com/WarPlanPurple/status/1040435591098322944
https://archive.is/VzDgV

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LMAO what a quintessential sped.

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Sargopocalypse How

Following the Sunday stream he is banned from Youtube for doxxing and also disavowed by UKIP for his 'white nigger' comments, using an official UKIP account for internet drama and general inability to do anything political without it being a massive shitstorm of exceptionality.

Though if I were Jim I'd worry all the people he's mocked (Kraut, Sargon, Bunty etc) aren't all meeting up in secret like Batman villains plotting to unmask him and take him down. A sort of Autistic Illuminati to mix metaphors.
 
also disavowed by UKIP for his 'white nigger' comments
About that, how come they never kicked him out after he made those comments? I know they're all old people who don't understand the internet but when someone says something about "niggers" or makes antisemitic remarks, that usually doesn't end well.
 

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using an official UKIP account for internet drama
What's this about? I've heard several people mention this, but not seen it myself.

That really sounds retarded to the max, considering he wasn't really welcomed into UKIP with open arms to begin with.
 
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