Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The pill-pushers is my new favorite. I wonder where he picked it up, and what meaning he has spun around it over the years, like with being an "only child".

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Gotta go outside to sit on the floor of a car and eat french fries.

After that, he'll rub his hands together and make some new chocolate wagons.

 

[Super Collie]

Apparently Erik likes monster trucks now.

Spoiler: One guess as to which character actually owns the truck!

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Ha ha, that's a screenshot from the Bigfoot NES game. I'd be curious to know if Taz has actually played it or if he just got it from a google image search. He seems to like retro gaming so there's a chance he's tried it before. That game is beyond awful.

 

[Name]

Pill pushers was an actual wrong Wheel of Fortune solve. Mokracek probably thought it was funny and decided to remake it.

 

[Violet Alfheim]

I've never seen so much Islamic content in one thread, holy fuck.
Whatever this little homunculus really is, he sure is fucking exceptional.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12006955/5/The-Baby-Sandy-Story

The fact that this guy wrote the only piece of Noozles fanfiction ever written makes me cry inside. I know that show looks like a lame Care Bears clone at first glance, but it was actually a dubbed anime series that was co-created by the same guy who created Starblazers (Nick Jr showed lots of kodomo in it's early years). It had a surprisingly dark overarching storyline, and has potential for MUCH better fanfics than this garbage.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12006955/5/The-Baby-Sandy-Story

The fact that this guy wrote the only piece of Noozles fanfiction ever written makes me cry inside. I know that show looks like a lame Care Bears clone at first glance, but it was actually a dubbed anime series that was co-created by the same guy who created Starblazers (Nick Jr showed lots of kodomo in it's early years). It had a surprisingly dark overarching storyline, and has potential for MUCH better fanfics than this garbage.

All his fanfics just repeat the process of pants-shitting over and over again, word for word. I don't even know what to make of them.

 

[Nekromantik]

All his fanfics just repeat the process of pants-shitting over and over again, word for word. I don't even know what to make of them.

Sandy felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.

Sandy sat down on her inch worm ride-on, she made a banana.

Sandy stood up.

Mrs. Brown took sandy into the bathroom and touches the seat of her pants gently and changed her.

This is the first thing that happens.

Sandy felt a corn on the cob come from her butt, and it dropped into her pants.

Sandy then sat down on her sit 'n play desk bench, she made a banana.

Sandy then stood up.

Mrs. Brown touched the seat of her pants gently then took her to get her pants changed.

Sandy walked over to the sofa and sat down.

Sandy stood up.

Sandy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like a drum

"What Was That" said Mrs. Brown

Sandy walked over to the sofa and sat down.

Sandy stood up.

Sandy suddenly felt a corn on the cob drop into her pants.

Sandy walked over to the sofa and sat down, she made a banana.

Sandy stood up.

Sandy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like a drum

"What Was That" said Mrs. Brown

Sandy walked over to the sofa and sat down, her banana was the same

Mrs. Brown touched the seat of Sandy's pants.

"Oh Poo-Poo In Your Pants" said Mrs. Brown.

Oh wow, he actually said poo poo and not a type of food.

Mrs. Brown promised not to spank Sandy for pooping in her pants and would let her do it.

Mrs. Brown took sandy to the supermarket to get groceries, then Mrs. Brown got sandy a pack of life savers, Sandy decided to eat them at home.

Sandy suddenly passed gas, it sounded like a drum

"What Was That" said Mrs. Brown

The last name was dropped and Mrs. Brown was now named "Sandy's Mom".

Sandy ate her life savers and did some drawing at her sit 'n play desk.

I so wanted to change that last line to shit n' play.

 

[BurningG;aive572]

I withdraw my previous supportive words. Somebody kill this guy.

Dude, calm down. This guy probably has the mental strength of a three-year old. He won't hurt a fly.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I withdraw my previous supportive words. Somebody kill this guy.

The man's about as dangerous as a stunned gerbil, with a similar brain-power. Calm down.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I withdraw my previous supportive words. Somebody kill this guy.

lol calm down, he couldn't hurt an ant if he tried.

 

[atari]

I withdraw my previous supportive words. Somebody kill this guy.

Yeah, that's a little much, this guy wouldn't hurt anyone. He's too busy being holed up in his house making "artwork" and all of his 3 brain cells are focused on sitting in the back of cars and talking.

 

[White bubblegum]

This is the first thing that happens.





Oh wow, he actually said poo poo and not a type of food.


I so wanted to change that last line to shit n' play.

This is copy-pasted from his other fanfics, just change the names.
(Sans that one story where berries cure incontinence)

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Who says I'm angry?

You're calling for the murder of a retard for the crime of being a retard. Either you're angry or you just want to kill tards.

 

[fenny]

The last name was dropped and Mrs. Brown was now named "Sandy's Mom".

This is my favorite part of that fanfic. Maybe any fanfic.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This is my favorite part of that fanfic. Maybe any fanfic.

It's clearly a feminist statement protesting the way our society expects women to restrain their entire identities to motherhood.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I wasn't being serious you nigger tranny faggots. Come on now.

It's also funny having someone else mention The Noozles because I used to watch the show all the time as a very young child. My memories are extremely faded by this point but I remember the story was indeed pretty dark for Nick Jr. I remember specifically that Sandy was constantly looking for her father and trying to keep him from dying, but in the end he dies anyway and she says goodbye to his spirit who talks in a creepy whispering voice.

“I was only pretending to be re.tarded.”

 

[Ilikeoreos]

I wasn't being serious you nigger tranny faggots. Come on now.

It's also funny having someone else mention The Noozles because I used to watch the show all the time as a very young child. My memories are extremely faded by this point but I remember the story was indeed pretty dark for Nick Jr. I remember specifically that Sandy was constantly looking for her father and trying to keep him from dying, but in the end he dies anyway and she says goodbye to his spirit who talks in a creepy whispering voice.

Your memory is slightly off. Sandy was actually searching for her paternal grandfather, who mysteriously vanished and died when her father was a kid. Her father does come close to suffering the same fate in one episode, but Sandy saves him.

There were some rather creepy scenes of Sandy and her father talking to his spirit, which was trapped inside of some kind of neutron star-type thing in another dimension. He's still stuck that way at the end of the series, but there's also a hint that the silly frill-necked lizard that kept popping up to deliver one-liners was somehow him

Most of the show was made up of light-hearted filler, but even those episodes were a step beyond crap like Care Bears and Popples. The show features the same kind of fast monotinic dubbing as Robotech (even moreso since two of the voice actors were in their early teens), and features the same pieces of Shuki Levy music repeated at nauseam, but that's part of its charm

 

[Clicky]

i was reading this and found some odd things

Sandy stayed awake forever, she drank coffee and ate baked goods with no-sleep pills (both whole and in pieces)

The coffee Sandy drank had a lot of caffiene and no-sleep powder like the littles from dragon tales

Sandy shopped at all stores with her mom, her grandparents and dad died.

Sandy had a good array of clothes, toys, etc.

"I am glad i am 4 years old forever" said Sandy to herself.

Sandy then winked at the audience.

THE END

... fuck dude why do I feel sad for this man-child

 

[Bassomatic]

i was reading this and found some odd things


... fuck dude why do I feel sad for this man-child

how can't you?

The lights aren't all on for him and when they are they seem to be even darker.