Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BerriesArnold]

Remember a few months ago how she was harping on about how she liked watching My 600lb Life to feel better about herself? Because "at least i'm not doing as bad as the people on the show"?

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I think (and hope) that the snap was taken while someone was holding the picture at an angle. It could account for the teeny tiny baby hands that look like they could both fit in Becky's mouth. The image really does make Becky look like a little person.

If they are baby hands, she can start claiming she's a long lost relative to Trump.

 

[Fiddledee]

I'm guessing you mean this?

I am certain that if Becky visited a genetic counselor that pictures of her short arms and strange head/face would be taken to be added to possible unidentified chromosomal disorders/mutations that just haven't been discovered or named yet. There is definitely something abnormal going on. I can only assume that whatever disorder she has, also affects the brain. It's a good good thing that she likely won't have children.

 

[pickleniggo]

I am certain that if Becky visited a genetic counselor that pictures of her short arms and strange head/face would be taken to be added to possible unidentified chromosomal disorders/mutations that just haven't been discovered or named yet. There is definitely something abnormal going on. I can only assume that whatever disorder she has, also affects the brain. It's a good good thing that she likely won't have children.

Inbreeding?

 

[Twinkie]

Inbreeding?

I mean, duh. She's royalty after all

 

[pickleniggo]

gorl

Jesus fucking lord, this is just sad. But you know, Amber knows everything about dieting and health so she'll totally lose the 40 elbees of water weight in no time and then she can start her true journey to 200 lbs.

 

[Dovahshit]

Remember a few months ago how she was harping on about how she liked watching My 600lb Life to feel better about herself? Because "at least i'm not doing as bad as the people on the show"?

"not doing as bad" she is doing worse for a long, long time now.
because i dont see those other 600 lbs-ers lying about getting raped as far as i know.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Jesus fucking lord, this is just sad. But you know, Amber knows everything about dieting and health so she'll totally lose the 40 elbees of water weight in no time and then she can start her true journey to 200 lbs.

Her Journey is someone who drives a car up a hill for about 89 miles, but then the engine explodes, alle the tires burst and the car makes multiple rollovers down the hill while taking up more and more speed.

Then it falls down the hill and hits the cliffs, twice.
Now it‘s stuck there and will slowly die.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Has she ever gained this fast, this continuously and this relentlessly before? I know she's lazier than ever, got even less motivation, doing even less than ever before but I'm really starting to wonder if she's absolutely given up.

I know we all speculate about Becky ditching her, but I think Becky either loves her, persuaded herself she does, or has decided to settle. But I don't think Albert is happy at all, yet has boxed herself into a desperate situation. I really don't mean this just to be unkind but Becky is very, very boring - we laugh at Big Al ignoring her or eye-fucking herself when Becky's talking but I think she gets jumpy in dual videos because she knows Becky will just ramble on, it won't be funny or interesting, she'll never get to the point and Amber's right about that. Its like she's signalling "hurry up or shut up." The only thing she gets wrong is that SHE is just as mind-bendingly tedious, but in a different way. Destiny could be funny with chippy little comments or oddities, but have any of you ever sniggered over anything Becky says?

I've already said my bit on this whole set of vids Becky has made and I think it served a number of purposes. And now the like ratio has changed, Amber can use that to take charge of the channel and chip Becky out - she won't have liked Becky constantly getting praise in the comments so tested it out with the expected results which I'm sure she'll let Becky know, which will make Becky retreat from the camera in every way (except the back of her head when she's chauffering AL.) I could be totally wrong, but I'm getting distinct resentment vibes from AL - she's absolutely stuck, they have no common interests, she's outside the clique with things like films and games, there are no other friends and they spend every waking hour together. Anyone whose been in that situation whether with partners, housemates, whatever, knows that edge-of-your-teeth feeling as previously tiny annoyances drive you utterly round the bend.

And she's too massive to do anything about it unless she can snag another sped and hitch on to their life but that's way harder now than it was last time. Everything from her attitude, her interactions with Becky, her depresshuns, the boredom - eating out is possibly the only bearable thing left where she can almost ignore the fact she's doing so with someone she's utterly bored with. You can be far more lonely when surrounded by people than you are alone...

Dunno. Tinfoil, I know. But that's what I picked up from their last snore-fest together - boredom, annoyance and resentment. But if only part of that is correct, what the hell can she do about it? Cos I can't see any way out. She's eaten her way out of any agency in her own life.

Other thunks - how the HELL can she get into the back seat of the car? I know there's room to spread once she's squished all her lumpage in there, but those size cars have a smaller area to actually get in to the back. Is Becks greasing her up and dropping her through the sun roof? A vuhlooorg of our gorl getting in the car would be fascinating!

 

[Twinkie]

Tilt the seat back of the front-passenger seat to the forwardmost position, then slide the seat itself up to the dash.

I have experience in urban livestock transport because that's how I fit my dog's XXL crate into my car. :powerlevel:

 

[Strine]

Does anyone else wish Amber would upload some of her "wrideeeeeen"? We all know the journal hoard is just a panoply of naked pages but she must have done SOME scrawling. It would help to alleviate the content drought, and if she read aloud from it she would have a video premise she could do sitting down - everybody wins!

She would know of course that it would get torn to pieces here and on YouTube, but everything she has recently uploaded already does. I think she should go for it. I'd much prefer it to this dead-eyed hell of "here are clothes I look terrible in" and "I'm definitely going to lose weight this time probably maybe I think".

P.S. Becky has mentioned that she's also a "wridur". I'd pay three figures to read a single page of the fruits of her musings.

 

[ADHD]

Does anyone else wish Amber would upload some of her "wrideeeeeen"?

Have fun.

 

[497]

Has she ever gained this fast, this continuously and this relentlessly before? I know she's lazier than ever, got even less motivation, doing even less than ever before but I'm really starting to wonder if she's absolutely given up.

I know we all speculate about Becky ditching her, but I think Becky either loves her, persuaded herself she does, or has decided to settle. But I don't think Albert is happy at all, yet has boxed herself into a desperate situation. I really don't mean this just to be unkind but Becky is very, very boring - we laugh at Big Al ignoring her or eye-fucking herself when Becky's talking but I think she gets jumpy in dual videos because she knows Becky will just ramble on, it won't be funny or interesting, she'll never get to the point and Amber's right about that. Its like she's signalling "hurry up or shut up." The only thing she gets wrong is that SHE is just as mind-bendingly tedious, but in a different way. Destiny could be funny with chippy little comments or oddities, but have any of you ever sniggered over anything Becky says?

I've already said my bit on this whole set of vids Becky has made and I think it served a number of purposes. And now the like ratio has changed, Amber can use that to take charge of the channel and chip Becky out - she won't have liked Becky constantly getting praise in the comments so tested it out with the expected results which I'm sure she'll let Becky know, which will make Becky retreat from the camera in every way (except the back of her head when she's chauffering AL.) I could be totally wrong, but I'm getting distinct resentment vibes from AL - she's absolutely stuck, they have no common interests, she's outside the clique with things like films and games, there are no other friends and they spend every waking hour together. Anyone whose been in that situation whether with partners, housemates, whatever, knows that edge-of-your-teeth feeling as previously tiny annoyances drive you utterly round the bend.

And she's too massive to do anything about it unless she can snag another sped and hitch on to their life but that's way harder now than it was last time. Everything from her attitude, her interactions with Becky, her depresshuns, the boredom - eating out is possibly the only bearable thing left where she can almost ignore the fact she's doing so with someone she's utterly bored with. You can be far more lonely when surrounded by people than you are alone...

Dunno. Tinfoil, I know. But that's what I picked up from their last snore-fest together - boredom, annoyance and resentment. But if only part of that is correct, what the hell can she do about it? Cos I can't see any way out. She's eaten her way out of any agency in her own life.

Other thunks - how the HELL can she get into the back seat of the car? I know there's room to spread once she's squished all her lumpage in there, but those size cars have a smaller area to actually get in to the back. Is Becks greasing her up and dropping her through the sun roof? A vuhlooorg of our gorl getting in the car would be fascinating!

She could be gaining rapidly because Dusty moved so she's just letting herself go to an early grave. I don't know how often she weighed herself on camera in the past but she also had a broken scale, no batteries in scale, scale only went up to 300elbees, etc... so she could of been gaining just not weighing herself. And since her pants and bra are made from some bionic material they just grew with her and she couldn't tell she was gaining from clothes getting too small.

Yeah... it's been said, she moved to Kentucky for Dusty and then Dusty met Dana and moved out to Florida with hot new gf and left Amber with a thumb. Amber thinks Kentucky is boring...plus she thinks Becky is boring but she is stuck. She can't walk, drive, take public transportation... fuck, she can't even take an Uber or Lyft because she can't buckle her seat belt which I think they require. Plus
whosever car would have to adjust to fit her. They might refuse because they don't want to risk the damage to their car lugging a 600 pound blob.

 

[Strine]

Have fun.

No, of course I know about her brilliant extant works (Nabokov WHO?) but I mean more recent stuff. She alleges to actually write in the hundreds of journals she buys, and although I'm sure 99% of them are empty, I think her extreme boredom of late might have prompted her to write a NEW masterpiece. I'm being here. I really just want content that isn't "here's something fakedeep/frivolous lol no weigh-in"

 

[Dutch Courage]

Does anyone else wish Amber would upload some of her "wrideeeeeen"? We all know the journal hoard is just a panoply of naked pages but she must have done SOME scrawling. It would help to alleviate the content drought, and if she read aloud from it she would have a video premise she could do sitting down - everybody wins!

She would know of course that it would get torn to pieces here and on YouTube, but everything she has recently uploaded already does. I think she should go for it. I'd much prefer it to this dead-eyed hell of "here are clothes I look terrible in" and "I'm definitely going to lose weight this time probably maybe I think".

P.S. Becky has mentioned that she's also a "wridur". I'd pay three figures to read a single page of the fruits of her musings.

Here is one of her masterpieces, you can send my three figures to the charity of your choice. This is from the vlog "Reading from My Journals" of July 26, 2018. Despite the title, she did not actually read anything from her journals, but she did have a page in one journal written on it, and I took a screenshot. It is very anaphoric:

"Creating My Own Story (See the World)" seems to be the title, although I call it "Amberlynn's Impossible Dreams"

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Year's Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from these ways. I want to create my own story and not have anything hold me back....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBqOJVpnmw4&t=1s

 

[Catnip]

My knows no bounds and I bet on next summer. Figured it should take a human a while to gain what was, at the time, 70 elbees - especially considering her TDEE is way higher than a normal person's. My first mistake was trying to apply normal human anything to AL.

EDIT: With the holidays coming up and her activity level taking a huge nose dive (shocking, considering she already did the bare minimum) I'm guessing we'll see 600 in the December/January time frame. Fuck, maybe even that's being optimistic at this point. I don't know anymore. It's almost painful to watch.

I guessed 3rd week of December 2018, it looks like I'm not off the mark with her progress

 

[Strine]

Here is one of her masterpieces, you can send my three figures to the charity of your choice. This is from the vlog "Reading from My Journals" of July 26, 2018. Despite the title, she did not actually read anything from her journals, but she did have a page in one journal written on it, and I took a screenshot. It is very anaphoric:

"Creating My Own Story (See the World)" seems to be the title, although I call it "Amberlynn's Impossible Dreams"

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Year's Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from these ways. I want to create my own story and not have anything hold me back....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBqOJVpnmw4&t=1s

Technically speaking I didn't read the page in gaudy gold print (no Kursive in Kentucky) but instead your transcription, so I'll spend my money on counselling for the trauma induced by seeing a 27yo woman show me what she did in 2nd grade English today.

I am not surprised at "want" characterising her every sentiment.

 

[Twinkie]

She could be gaining rapidly because Dusty moved so she's just letting herself go to an early grave. I don't know how often she weighed herself on camera in the past but she also had a broken scale, no batteries in scale, scale only went up to 300elbees, etc... so she could of been gaining just not weighing herself. And since her pants and bra are made from some bionic material they just grew with her and she couldn't tell she was gaining from clothes getting too small.

She is weighing herself. She updated her MFP, that's how Michael Lawrence figured out her current weight. Her profile was showing that she had 341 lbs to go to reach her goal weight of 200. 200 + 341 = 541.

She's weighing herself. She's just not showing us or even acknowledging it on social media. This, just after she promised to weigh in every Monday.

 

[Phalanx]

Oh shit so if she was 541 then our gorl must easily be 560; come on gorl 600lb for xmas.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Dusty met Dana and moved out to Florida with Shrek and left Amber with a thumb.

FTFY