Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[andywhorehol]

*warning: islamic content*

real talk here, and jokes aside.
How do you all think amber uses the restroom? The toilet in their house looks very tiny like one from a cottage home. even normal people find those kinds of toilets uncomfortable. Also, most toilets don't have a 550lb+ weight capacity, and if she does somehow manage to maneuver herself to use it it must be incredible effort which we know our gorl doesn't like. My theory is she uses her underwear as diapers, at least for taking a piss, I don't see another way, I'd like to know your opinions.






this haunts me at night

 

[Tiny Clanger]

There are two bathrooms, maybe the boys' one is more accessible? Do we have any pics of their bathroom? I'm sure I saw in a video once where the loo is actually recessed and it looked really narrow but I could've interpreted wrongly.

She's also got massively wide legs, meaning she'd have to somehow have enough room to part them or she'd get terrible urine scald, especially as she can't wipe easily (if she can't reach down into a washer because of her stomach, she certainly can't reach under it.) Short answer....don't know. We speculated before about blankets, as occasionally her blanket would slip and she'd appear to have nothing on, or just undies, on her lower half but whether she'd be comfortable doing that with the queens who knows?

She likely does spend a lot of time in bed and only with a t-shirt on - another reason she never buys trousers, cos she rarely wears them. Supermorbidly obese people, men as well as women, have been known to forego the throne altogether and just pee down the shower drain. But yeah, her particular fat distribution can't make it easy.

 

[London Raine]

Diapers. I thought it was just a bad joke at first but people really do fly in from all over the world to stand in a pen in the cold and piss themselves for hours. Finding a warm bar with drink specials (or some bars charge $15-25 for a bottle of champagne) and watching the ball drop on TV is a much wiser choice.

Or get a pricey high rise hotel room facing times square. That's really the only way one should see the ball drop in New York.

 

[Make Believe]

Is it even possible for her to sit on the toilet without smashing it?

 

[Turd Blossom]

So AL tweeted this today. Thought it was interesting that she didn't actually deny it or use her usual laughing emoji deflection.

But I don't know, maybe it's the fact that there's been no weigh in after explicitly promising to be accountable, Eric's food orgy/shopeeen Lexington birthday extravaganza, the failed-and-forgotten 2000 step plan, or the deep-fried sushi platter she posted this weekend. Or perhaps it's the fact that in her latest vlog she's somehow gained another chin and her pants are so overburdened they are actually see-through now.

Also, (apologies if this is :late:, it may have been mentioned in another thread but I don't see it here) I believe Michael Lawrence deduced this by looking at her myfitnesspal tracker. It says she has 341 elbees to go in order to reach her goal- which has always been the elusive "199 lbs".

One last thing of note, she's removed bolth her SW and CW on her CurvyCaloriess IG. Not a good sign, if she had lost even a single ounce she'd be screeching that shit from the rooftops.

Edit: my stupid fat fingers made me misspell words with a fierce

 

[Twinkie]

The shower is her toilet, now

 

[pickleniggo]

There are two bathrooms, maybe the boys' one is more accessible? Do we have any pics of their bathroom? I'm sure I saw in a video once where the loo is actually recessed and it looked really narrow but I could've interpreted wrongly.

She's also got massively wide legs, meaning she'd have to somehow have enough room to part them or she'd get terrible urine scald, especially as she can't wipe easily (if she can't reach down into a washer because of her stomach, she certainly can't reach under it.) Short answer....don't know. We speculated before about blankets, as occasionally her blanket would slip and she'd appear to have nothing on, or just undies, on her lower half but whether she'd be comfortable doing that with the queens who knows?

She likely does spend a lot of time in bed and only with a t-shirt on - another reason she never buys trousers, cos she rarely wears them. Supermorbidly obese people, men as well as women, have been known to forego the throne altogether and just pee down the shower drain. But yeah, her particular fat distribution can't make it easy.

And yet everything you just described isn't enough for her to stop gaining.

 

[Strine]

One last thing of note, she's removed bolth her SW and CW on her CurvyCaloriess IG. Not a good sign, if she had lost even a single ounce she'd be screeching that shit from the rooftops.

She actually removed those more than a week ago now. Her weight seems to be ballooning out of control now, if that 541 reading is real. Removing her weight does accord with the idea that she's weighing herself and just not telling anybody.

And yet everything you just described isn't enough for her to stop gaining.

At this point she will not stop gaining unless she is forcibly denied food. Her mind is broken and the inconveniences and bodily horrors incurred by being 540 elbees make her want to eat more rather than less, because she deals with any confrontational thought whatsoever with food. She's trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

 

[Dutch Courage]

So AL tweeted this today. Thought it was interesting that she didn't actually deny it or use her usual laughing emoji deflection.View attachment 543238
But I don't know, maybe it's the fact that there's been no weigh in after explicitly promising to be accountable, Eric's food orgy/shopeeen Lexington birthday extravaganza, the failed-and-forgotten 2000 step plan, or the deep-fried sushi platter she posted this weekend. Or perhaps it's the fact that in her latest vlog she's somehow gained another chin and her pants are so overburdened they are actually see-through now.

Also, (apologies if this is :late:, it may have been mentioned in another thread but I don't see it here) I believe Michael Lawrence deduced this by looking at her myfitnesspal tracker. It says she has 341 elbees to go in order to reach her goal- which has always been the elusive "199 lbs".
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One last thing of note, she's removed bolth her SW and CW on her CurvyCaloriess IG. Not a good sign, if she had lost even a single ounce she'd be screeching that shit from the rooftops.

Edit: my stupid fat fingers made me misspell words with a fierce

She asks "what makes you think I am 60 from 600?" as if it were an absurd statement, so far off the mark as to be ridiculous. However, she admitted on video to being 531 at the end of August, which is 69 from 600. Even if the guy is wrong about 541, we're talking only 10 pounds out of 531, or an error of less than 2%. Either way, she can end up 6 feet under.

 

[sis no]

Speaking of tiny things that tip people over the edge, which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you? Not the obvious stuff, the teeth-gritting do-that-again-and-I-will-fucking-STAB-you (Er....I can't be the only one, can I?)

I have a long list, but top is probably the way she says "and." I've never heard any American snuffle out "eeeeayurnd" down their nose the way she does eeeeayurnd it drives me round the bend. I know its petty, but its often the petty stuff that counts.

probably obvious, but i really hate when she puts an accent on the "t" in words like kitten or carton. it makes her sound stupid and i don't know why she would think it sounds better than saying it normally

 

[Catnip]

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She's actually 59 lbs away from 600, which is why she's appalled by the accusation

 

[Soda Sink]

Speaking of tiny things that tip people over the edge, which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you? Not the obvious stuff, the teeth-gritting do-that-again-and-I-will-fucking-STAB-you (Er....I can't be the only one, can I?)

I have a long list, but top is probably the way she says "and." I've never heard any American snuffle out "eeeeayurnd" down their nose the way she does eeeeayurnd it drives me round the bend. I know its petty, but its often the petty stuff that counts.

The way she says "um". It's always louder than whatever nonsense she's talking about, and she uses it so much. "UUM so yeah I ate 5,000 calories whoops. And UUUM"

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Okay I may be way off the mark with this theory but here goes:

1. She did a casting call for MSHPL but they told her she needed to gain more weight before they could cast her. Let's face it, TLC is hardly the most ethical of channels and they know she would probably draw in a big number of viewers given her social media presence and the fact she is young and female. This would explain why she has gone into hiding in order to gain those elbees. Gorl's got a JOB to do.

2. The shopping spree at Torrid is so she will have enough outfits for filming. Gotta wear a pretty dress when the camera crew is filming you reeeeeeeeeeeing around Walmart on a scootypuff.

Not really a theory, but the gaslighting of Becky shows how nasty AL really is. By filming Becky she is ensuring that she also gets her own share of nasty comments (to further quash any existing self-esteem) , while also reinforcing to her that everybody is just a nasty haydur and that Amber truly is the victim in all of this. Becky hasn't got a chance in hell of escaping.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

I don't know if it counts as a 'tiny thing', but if Amber's everyday conversation involved transparent evasion, projection, and deflection of simple (though confronting) questions, like she does on her askfm account, it would drive me absolutely bonkers and probably to violence.

Aren't you bothered that you're 60 pounds from 600? What makes you think I'm 60 pounds from 600?
Why don't you care for your cat, he looks bad. If you cared you'd know she was a she.
Why haven't you had a weigh in like you promised? I've been so busy writing in my journals I liderally don't have five seconds to step on a scale.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I don't know if it counts as a 'tiny thing', but if Amber's everyday conversation involved transparent evasion, projection, and deflection of simple (though confronting) questions, like she does on her askfm account, it would drive me absolutely bonkers and probably to violence.

Aren't you bothered that you're 60 pounds from 600? What makes you think I'm 60 pounds from 600?
Why don't you care for your cat, he looks bad. If you cared you'd know she was a she.
Why haven't you had a weigh in like you promised? I've been so busy writing in my journals I liderally don't have five seconds to step on a scale.

Totally this and her overuse of the laughing crying emojis when she thinks she's being clever but is really caught in a lah.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Why haven't you had a weigh in like you promised? I've been so busy writing in my journals I liderally don't have five seconds to step on a scale.

lol, this is one of the worst in a long tradition of pathetic excuses. I bet even Stephen King manages to find time to step on a scale. I guess it takes her hours to formulate literary gems as "I want to swim in the waters of Bora Bora"

 

[Malibougie]

And yet everything you just described isn't enough for her to stop gaining.

It’s like any addict who can’t stop the train even though they want to get off. Like it was said, the fact that she continues to gain only brings on shame which is what the disease of the mind uses to keep them using.

I believe she is sincere about wanting to lose, but she isn’t in enough pain yet to say “enough!”. She is surrounded by enablers- Becky, Kermit with the bad hair, and ALL of her viewers. She needs an intervention, a big scare, or to lose everything. She isn’t anywhere near her rock bottom. Unfortunately death can and will come first in this case.

 

[Hrothgar]

Aren't you bothered that you're 60 pounds from 600? What makes you think I'm 60 pounds from 600?

She's skirting that the reason people might think that is because she lied about weighing 540. However, this one is actually sort of accurate because she's far less than 60 pounds away from 600. Such a clever gorl.

 

[Make Believe]

I believe she is sincere about wanting to lose

I disagree. she doesn't.

amberlynn isn't depressed because she's morbidly obese. she's depressed because she doesn't accept herself. amberlynn is and always will be a fat girl. she loves food and to binge. that's just who she is. but she's in denial and makes herself believe she wants to loose weight. that's what makes her depressed. her wants and needs are in conflict. if she accepts her fat life, she'll be happier.

she will never be skinny. even with gastric bypass, she'll eventually gain all the weight back.

 

[FitBitch]

Petition to update thread title to say 600 pound vlogger instead of 500?