Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Derp Potato]

Didn't they try a random lolsuit threat earlier this year/last to try and bait a dox from him?

Bruh.

Sped-galore in the Skeptic and Kumite groups.

 

[Dickxon]

try and dox himself because they can't do it themselves.

What else do they have but the threat of Doxes? Think about it, Sargon knew that if he wanted a CHANCE to not be seen as a moron baited by people's shittalking, he'd have to get some supposedly horrifying new scoop on Jim. That's where the child grooming and faking illness bullshit came from.
But what do I know. I'm only saying things that might be true. Sargon and the skeptics say things that ARE true - and since they say that themselves, that must also be true.

 

[BananaBlue]

Sargon's followers are sperging out on twitter at Jim telling him he's a pussy if he doesn't fight Sargon

As we all know, the only way to be a real man is to beat up a man with a likely terminal disease

Not to mention, as previously stated by Jim, Sargon is a soy pacifist boy who believes violence can't solve conflict.
Seriously tho, this people are either pretending to be hypocritical retards or they are genuinely autists with short attention span

 

[DiceLord]

LOL so Tonkasaw has thrown the gautlet down on Boomer Jim. He's taken Sargons side and demanded Jim "Step up and fist fight Sargon you pussy" his words not mine. He is live right now getting BTFO as the chat is now eating his dumbass alive for saying Sargon is a "real man unlike Jim". Lol what the fuck is wrong with these ecelebs?

"All of our secret ops have failed. Initiate operation Libre."

 

[SuperDeeDuper]

"All of our secret ops have failed. Initiate operation Libre."

also love how he keeps fellating shitrat for saying 'if i'm ever in the us i'll fight you'

that's just an excuse to never come to the us, donga presents it as 'accepting the fight'

 

[MidUSA]

what the fuck is tonkasaw's obsession with getting people to fight? it's so weird. and jim has said more than once that he refuses to get baited into doxxing himself.

edit: https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1041447698241609731

It wouldn't be so pathetic if he at least once had managed to put a fight together.

Everyone know this fight won't happen, like almost everyone knew none of the countless other fights Tonka had "tried" to set up. He don't even believe it himself anymore.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Y'know, when Brittany Venti started going after shoeonhead, I thought it was some high school-level, petty, mean girl drama.

This is so much more petty.

Carl. Jim. You're both pretty. Chill.

 

[Spooky]

It wouldn't be so pathetic if he at least once had managed to put a fight together.

Everyone know this fight won't happen, like almost everyone knew none of the countless other fights Tonka had "tried" to set up. He don't even believe it himself anymore.

1. Donga is almost definitely not qualified or certified to set up a fight. This is typical hot air
2. Donga actually did get Xyrix to agree to come fight him, but then Donga pussied out

 

[HG 400]

This is a worse dox attempt than the time Vordrak tried to dox me by sending me a form to fill out and send back to him and insisting I'd get in some super legal trouble in England if i I didn't do it.

Like, at least he had a form.

 

[DiceLord]

also love how he keeps fellating shitrat for saying 'if i'm ever in the us i'll fight you'

that's just an excuse to never come to the us, donga presents it as 'accepting the fight'

I feel bad for anyone who bought into donga's persona, or seriously believed he "wasn't internet people". Just look at how ingrained he is in all this exceptionalism.

 

[MidUSA]

Please someone clean up that prototype of Tonka's lolcow thread and get it up.

 

[Done]

Wait, am I missing something? Did Sargon drop Jim's real dox?

LOL no, even if he had it, Sargon is incompetent enough to fuck it up.

We were talking about how Jim's actions may be viewed differently if his dox was known, but it seems this is kinda going off-topic from the cow in question.

 

[Dickxon]

"They're both big guys"
Tonka thinking Sargon is a "big guy" explains why he himself failed as a wrestler.

Edit: Anyway, I'm usually enough of a sperg to get emotional about online drama, but this is stupidly boring and I stopped watching. Seriously Tonka, IBS is dead, your stream's reputation for spice is dead, and you're only getting a fraction of the views of charismatic deadbeat Ethan Ralph. Stop.

 

[DiceLord]

Please someone clean up that prototype of Tonka's lolcow thread and get it up.

With each passing day, he proves himself more worthy of a thread

 

[HTL5N]

Who is the unfunny Amerifat that came up with Carl being an Applebee's waiter? This might come as a surprise to the ignorant fatty, but Applebee's is not in the UK, so it has no effect on Sargon, you dumb fat fuck.
If you had said Nando's waiter, it would at least have been geographically accurate, and might have done some damage.

Fuck you, the applebees meme is hilarious

 

[Spooky]

Who is the unfunny Amerifat that came up with Carl being an Applebee's waiter? This might come as a surprise to the ignorant fatty, but Applebee's is not in the UK, so it has no effect on Sargon, you dumb fat fuck.
If you had said Nando's waiter, it would at least have been geographically accurate, and might have done some damage.

Most of Sarg'n's audience are American, so I like it. It's a good dig

 

[Done]

Please someone clean up that prototype of Tonka's lolcow thread and get it up.

With each passing day, he proves himself more worthy of a thread

@Ride already addressed the "prototype" in the IBS thread:

You submitted an OP which was not written by you, nor did you actually try verifying any information about him. There were glaring errors which you didn't catch. The dox would be the only new part about Tonka. If someone wants to make an OP about Tonka that is actually researched, then go ahead.

Tonka Saw is up for grabs for whoever wants to take the time and make a actual OP that isn't written by someone seeking a personal army (in the prototype's case, it's actually two people who want personal armies).

Fuck you, the applebees meme is hilarious

I find the suit meme to be far funnier, it's amazing to me how those YouTube spergs immediately put their heads up their asses the moment they think they hit gold.

Sargon actually managed what I thought was impossible, he made his thread actually entertaining to read.

 

[nyess]

Tonka's been drinking too much fire water again hasn't he

TONKA NOOOOOO TONKA

 

[BoomerPhil]

Please someone clean up that prototype of Tonka's lolcow thread and get it up.

Talk to @neural about it. I got ahold of that prototype and tried to submit it but it was a mess apparently. Maybe neural can write it or research it instead as the original writer was from that anime mafia group when I was given it

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Someone ought to point Vee to the nearest shelter in Romania. That gypsy NEET has been battered by that yeti for far too long.