Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Looks like the penguin got an interview slot on Radio 4. Not airing until next month though, will he manage to stay relevant not fuck everything up until then?
 
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Technically more, since Nando's is multiple countries. Started in South Africa, by white niggers.
More than 1/5th? Maybe.
1,186 Nando's in the world, only ~350 of those being in Europe/North America.
1,782 Applebee's in the US alone (though Applebee's is in multiple countries as well).
 
That was indeed a weird episode. I didn't expect Sargon to land a slam dunk on Jim (I don't think anyone did), but neither did I expect him to fuck up this much. When it comes to his (potentially inappropriate) relationship with children and if I really had to take a wild stab in the dark I would, based from that I've seen so far, speculate Jim to be a manchild who prefers to interact with kids and teenagers (and other internet fuckups) since his peers and most adults probably consider him to be a very boring and vapid person IRL. That theory may or may not be very well substantiated, but personally I think that this is less of a fantastical claim than the theories about Jimbo grooming kids to be his personal troll army to him being a fucking Disney villain. Seriously Sargon, WTF man...

In the end Jim is just another internet nobody and a random faggot like the rest of us, which to an impartial third party observer makes it even more bizarre why Sargon would decide to make such an ass out of himself because of some faceless rando, especially when considering Sargon's political aspirations. Given the current state of the EU and the painfully slow pace of Brexit one would expect Carl the suit wearing (!) UKIP politician to have his priorities somewhere else than petty Twitter vendettas.

I can understand Sargon's bitterness about the debate he had with Spencer way back then. I too would be booty bother if I was publicly humiliated by Richard Spencer, a guy who makes Milo Yiannopoulos look like Charles Bronson.

Speaking of Richard "Get in the Van for the White Man" Spencer, both the alt-right and Sargon's delusions of grandeur are yet another reminder that what works on the internet isn't necessarily applicable in real life.


How did he land a "slam dunk"? Wasnt that Jim trying to expose a pedo?
 
Looks like he needs the stepfather to fight his battles for him.
That's what I think too. He reminds me of the way Shitrat and his pals are using Kraut. I wonder if (like Shitrat in regards to Kraut) he thinks that Carl is too dumb to notice it.
 
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Not even DSP is this pathetic. He doesn't do gay discord ops on people he doesn't like. He just laughs like a seal, insults then then proceeds to be shit at simple video games and ask for help in his chat conspicuously. Even he doesn't have time for that.
I know this is :offtopic:, but this is debatable, remember the night that he was on his stream chat with a few guys from his Boy’s Club? Not long after, Tevin, BhilPurnell and someone else ended up getting booted indefinitely from Twitch. So there is that.

On topic, that stream was too hysterical not to rewatch which I am currently doing. I did a spittake when Jim showed why Sargoy’s, “traps,” comment was so ironic.
 
I know this is :offtopic:, but this is debatable, remember the night that he was on his stream chat with a few guys from his Boy’s Club? Not long after, Tevin, BhilPurnell and someone else ended up getting booted indefinitely from Twitch. So there is that.

On topic, that stream was too hysterical not to rewatch which I am currently doing. I did a spittake when Jim showed why Sargoy’s, “traps,” comment was so ironic.
To this day I have a hard time wrapping my head around that. It seems too funny to exist.
 
He says the interview lasted for 3 hours and the format was a question with a 60 second answer so there may be around 100+ questions and answers and they're only going to use 4 minutes of it.

He thinks it is going to go well :biggrin:

"You are acting like a bunch of niggers, just so you know" is only 3 seconds. They can squeeze that in.
 
He obsessed over trump so much he forgot trump is the exception instead of the rule.

He somehow thinks that makes him cool because "lol so inappropriate for a normie boring politican amirite? i'm not like this old boring boomer frauds, I'm young and hip and cool and not an optics cuck and into the internets"

You can bet your ass he envisions himself as a trump 2.0, britain's prime minister, sitting with legs resting on the desk retweeting pepe memes on twitter from the office wearing a kekistan tie in press conferences.
Trump managed to get away with being inappropriate for a variety of reasons but it still hurt his polling and he did barely win. Sargon is kidding himself.

It would be like me assuming I can beat people up with only one arm after seeing a black belt tie one arm around his back and still beat someone up
 
no I'm not in favor of doxxing (even though about half of this site doesn't give a shit on the matter), but if it were to happen to Jim I wouldn't feel bad for him.
I actually just watched the part of Jim's stream where he explains that the reason that he interrogated a 17 year old about his boyfriend is that he believed that he may really be 19, and wanted to use that as leverage to "fuck with him" and potentially tell his parents, who didn't know that he was gay/pansexual. Now I'll be clear that a 19 year old dating a 14 year old is creepy af and I would never condone it, but if Jim were genuinely concerned about the victim you'd think that he would just do the mature thing and report it to the police. That would be the easiest and quickest way to help, no? Instead, he apparently wanted to relish in the joy of blackmailing someone and potentially getting him disowned by outing him to his family. That tells me that he didn't actually care about the victim at all and just thinks that it's funny to wreck lives, as long as he has the excuse of doing it to a "creeper" or whatever. If he's the type of person who thinks that outing people to their families is some hilarious for the lulz prank, you bet I won't feel sorry for him if he gets "doxxed," though I also wouldn't encourage anyone to do it.
 
I actually just watched the part of Jim's stream where he explains that the reason that he interrogated a 17 year old about his boyfriend is that he believed that he may really be 19, and wanted to use that as leverage to "fuck with him" and potentially tell his parents, who didn't know that he was gay/pansexual. Now I'll be clear that a 19 year old dating a 14 year old is creepy af and I would never condone it, but if Jim were genuinely concerned about the victim you'd think that he would just do the mature thing and report it to the police. That would be the easiest and quickest way to help, no? Instead, he apparently wanted to relish in the joy of blackmailing someone and potentially getting him disowned by outing him to his family. That tells me that he didn't actually care about the victim at all and just thinks that it's funny to wreck lives, as long as he has the excuse of doing it to a "creeper" or whatever. If he's the type of person who thinks that outing people to their families is some hilarious for the lulz prank, you bet I won't feel sorry for him if he gets "doxxed," though I also wouldn't encourage anyone to do it.
I dont know. I cant really feel bad for a pedophile getting fucked with and black mailed. It's not just "creepy" dude. Its fucked.
 
IMO the TL;DR video was very telling of just how far up his own ass sargon is. It starts out with sargon making some comment about about how glad he is to have the opportunity to have a "real argument" instead of people making fun of his suit (even though he started the suit drama) and ends with "you are a shallow cowardly pussy who's driven by his own ego and is projecting that on to me because you're jealous cuz no one watches your channel because you're boring as fuck deal with it." (exact quote) Real intellectual argument there thats not just shit flinging.

He also unironically says "I mean when I get an interview with Donald Trump in the White House are you gonna be like 'well I mean anyone can get an interview with Donald Trump' are you gonna do that? Because you're acting like this isn't gonna happen." (exact quote, emphasis mine)

He also goes on tangents about how he never ever gets jealous over other people's success, because thats somehow relevant even though TL;DR didn't call him jealous of others. Even when he's throwing out ad hominems he can't help but toot hist own horn first.

I guess you can add "I know you are but what am I" to this list:
Teal Deer’s content is way more factual and objective than Sargon’s is if anyone is unaware. When a smaller channel criticizes Sargon it is because they are jealous they’re so boring, when a larger channel or more active subscriber base attacks him they are mad and only popular by serving out lowbrow content.
 
He obsessed over trump so much he forgot trump is the exception instead of the rule.

He somehow thinks that makes him cool because "lol so inappropriate for a normie boring politican amirite? i'm not like this old boring boomer frauds, I'm young and hip and cool and not an optics cuck and into the internets"

You can bet your ass he envisions himself as a trump 2.0, britain's prime minister, sitting with legs resting on the desk retweeting pepe memes on twitter from the office wearing a kekistan tie in press conferences.
Does Carl really think Trump just lucked and shitposted his way into being president with no forethought? Does he think Trump was just some schlub like him?
Trump was a top tier cultural icon, went to the premier business school, has been manipulating the media for decades, has a net worth in the high 100s of millions, and has been rubbing shoulders with this country's elite his whole life. I can't believe this guy thinks his life trajectory mirrors the most powerful man in the free world's in any way shape or form.
 
They probably will show the white niggers clip and all the other embarassing shit Sargon did not to be an "optics cuck" and then some of these questions that they will spin to make him look bad, and UKIP will distance themselves. He has no future in politics.

I wonder how they would present it considering they cant actualy let the word nigger go out uncensored
 
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I found this on Sargon's "You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Rookie" video. He is right on the nose with this one.

If Sargon doubles down after the events of yesterday's Metokur stream, he is going to be in big trouble. If Sargon knew any better, he would heed this poor commenter's wishes.
 
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