Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Very little. She's only been on the independent circuit so far, with only two films under her belt. However, both have received good reviews and have seen some award nominations.

That seems to be the trend in Hollywood these days; getting young directors to make their follow up to a indie flick either a reboot, remake, sequel, and/or superhero movie. I imagine Bob loves this trend a lot.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

I have 2 theories. The Dunning Kruger Effect. ie. Bob is to stupid to realise how stupid he is, to ignorant to realise how little he knows. Or he has some kind of mental disorder. I keep forgetting this, but didn't Bob has mentioned that a doctor wanted to put him in therapy but his parents refused?

That or he's piss he never going to get any (I'm taking he tried paying for it, but actually got turned down. You have to be a special type of dude to get rejected even though you're offering money) or he's never going to be a father. Either or both.

 

[Gordon Cole]

YOWZA! Give up already!

 

[The Nothingness]

I can't wait to see Bob upset the black SJWs since he is favoring an Asian female who direct a MCU movie (The Externals) over a black female directing a DCEU movie (New Gods)

 

[RockVolnutt]

YOWZA! Give up already!
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What does tentpole even mean in this context? It's not like the Eternals were ever Atlas lifting Marvel up. They also already purged one of aspects that would've got normies more hyped when they decided to make Thanos an unrelated alien because they didn't want to explain his skin condition when he's from an offshoot of human.

 

[Jack Awful]

I agree with this and also think Bob thought all his Virtue Signaling during Gamergate would get him some female attention but I've said it before when you look like Jabba the Hutts and Paul Bearer's bastard love child no amount of Virtue Signaling on Earth is getting you laid.

Bob could regularly exercise and change his diet in order to lose weight and become more desirable to the opposite sex, but that would take effort and being healthy is only something Bob virtue signals for other people to do without following through himself.

I'd like to see what Bob would look like if he went from hyper-obesity to just obese because right now the man looks 1 free candy van away from stealing your kids. Either way, he'd have to change his haircut and wardrobe because if he doesn't, even if he sheds the weight it won't help him when he gets blacklisted from all major game outlets and he has to apply for babysitting jobs.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

How many consecutive days does Bob wear his t-shirts to get the neck holes stretched out that badly?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How many consecutive days does Bob wear his t-shirts to get the neck holes stretched out that badly?

I'm going to say a week or so. It isn't that hard to wash your clothes.

 

[Jack Awful]

How many consecutive days does Bob wear his t-shirts to get the neck holes stretched out that badly?

Maybe he bites his shirts as a nervous thing.
I used to do that... when I was 12...

I'm going to say a week or so. It isn't that hard to wash your clothes.

Yeah, but that requires having to carry a heavy laundry bin that's probably even heavier than normal due to Bob's size and that's just too much for him to handle.

 

[Jack Awful]

A bit? Have you seen what was dug up on his porn habits?

No, could you enlighten us? This should be good. No need to actually show anything, BTW, I'm past my degeneracy quota for the day.

 

[A Random]

He also has an Xbox 360 for some reason.

I think he said in one video that he owned 2 games for it. One was a Batman Arkham game. I'm guessing the other one was Bayonetta. You'd think he'd hate Batman games since they would be dude bro games in his eyes.

Okay so this is in his book too. A least, why he bothered to get one at all. It's ironic.

A second collection of friends came from Suncoast, and it was through them that I wound up reviving a small sliver of my gaming life after several years going cold (or, at least, lukewarm) turkey. Hanging out with them, the frequent activity of choice was firing up one of the GameCube “Mario Party” titles (the series reached 7 installments during its time on the Cube) or the game that had turned out to be the system’s most enduring title: “Super Smash Bros. Melee,” an improvement on the original whose potency as a Nintendo nostalgia-injection was even effective on an abstainer like me. It was in this way that I discovered what had been happening to my old digital friends while I’d been away: the GameCube had failed to make a real impact in a market now dominated by a new Console War between Sony’s Playstation 2 and Microsoft’s Xbox (An American console?? What madness was this?), but it was thriving as the console of choice for party games like these.
I would come to learn that GameCubes were a common fixture of college dorm life. (I was going to a local state college and commuting from home to save money, so communal collegiate life was somewhat lost on me.) To a generation of younger gamers picking up the Cube habit from the college-age older siblings, Mario and company were becoming better known as the fighting roster of “Melee” than as heroes of their own games.

DAYBREAK
For most of my time between the Blockbuster #2 and Best Buy eras of employment, part of my regular schedule included weekend nighttime hangouts with my Suncoast-originating group of friends which almost always involved playing some video games. Halo and Halo 2 on the Xbox were the games of choice at first (not my favorite thing, but shooting is fun) but soon it was discovered that the GameCube Mario Party titles and Super Smash Bros. Melee were better compatible with half-drunken revelry. But as much I as enjoyed them in that context, I didn’t rush out to get my own copies – it was something I did “over those guys’ house.”

No, could you enlighten us? This should be good. No need to actually show anything, BTW, I'm past my degeneracy quota for the day.

Spoiler: Not safe enough.

Linkara's a fan of big black dick fucking little sissies.

Also he jerks it to the green M&M and super heroines getting banged by women with dicks. And incest.

 

[Creep3r]

An attempt was made.
So long gay Bob - Copy.mp3

A Link one would probably be easier to make though.

 

[Judge Dredd]

That seems to be the trend in Hollywood these days; getting young directors to make their follow up to a indie flick either a reboot, remake, sequel, and/or superhero movie. I imagine Bob loves this trend a lot.

fftopic: This could be a good sign that films are recovering. Films like The Matrix, Jaws, Star Wars, Desperado and many other classic films came from film makers that only had a few films under their belts. I won't go into why, but this is better than diversity hires or leaning on out of touch old men who have no drive or creativity left.

 

[BScCollateral]

If we take Bob at his word, he read the DSM-IV and other scientific literature as an elementary school student to sabotage the therapist.

While this would predate the Internet, it's also quite possible Bob saw a copy of DSM-III or IV in his therapist's office, and looked for it in a library.

Lots of colleges in the Boston area, and I'm sure they had some excellent libraries in the 1990s.

 

[Red Hood]

fftopic: This could be a good sign that films are recovering. Films like The Matrix, Jaws, Star Wars, Desperado and many other classic films came from film makers that only had a few films under their belts. I won't go into why, but this is better than diversity hires or leaning on out of touch old men who have no drive or creativity left.

The difference is that these were original projects (or in Jaws' case adapted from a novel). They weren't the next in a series, they weren't based on comics, and they were all a significant risk. Capeshit, for the time being, is "safe".

 

[Jack Awful]

fftopic: This could be a good sign that films are recovering. Films like The Matrix, Jaws, Star Wars, Desperado and many other classic films came from film makers that only had a few films under their belts. I won't go into why, but this is better than diversity hires or leaning on out of touch old men who have no drive or creativity left.

Marvel is the only extended movie universe that's constantly profitable and well recieved by both critics and audiences and they've managed to keep it up for over a decade.

Except for maybe Iron Man 2, I can't think of a Marvel movie that was universally hated. There's ones that were mediocre and forgettable, but especially in the last few years, most of them have at least been good movies. There's a case for oversaturation, but these movies still make a ton of bank.

Not even Star Wars, the most legendary movie franchise of all time and is even owned by the same company as Marvel, can say that, so Marvel's studio heads are doing something right.

Unfortunately, studio heads are retarded, so instead of investing in original movies with smaller budgets, they're investing in massive extended universe films. They also don't want to slowly introduce their characters over the course of several stand-alone movies before they team up, which is what made The Avengers so popular, they want to get to the billion dollar team up ASAP.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Unfortunately, studio heads are exceptional, so instead of investing in original movies with smaller budgets, they're investing in massive extended universe films. They also don't want to slowly introduce their characters over the course of several stand-alone movies before they team up, which is what made The Avengers so popular, they want to get to the billion dollar team up ASAP.

That style of thinking for studios is why I think is the reason Netflix has risen in the last few years, since the Studios drive away filmmakers’ new content in favor of franchises and extended universes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS

Way to stick it to Marvel for shitcanning James Gunn.

Muh Ass Nation.

Please don't start thirsting after Bella Thorne.

And you still make jack shit.

What happened to the bad parts of Boston being safer than Iowa?

Another terrible idea from a terrible man.

"Fuck you for insulting my internet friends."

"I live in reality and approach the world logically."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Muh Ass Nation.

I just saw that movie last night and it was trash. It's all style no substance and none of the characters stood out. Bob loves it because it bashes Trump.

Please don't start thirsting after Bella Thorne.

Bella Thorne is shit in that movie, as she is in everything else. Also, even by her own standards of her being a nasty drugs hack celebrity, its embarrassing for a celebrity to endorse Bob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

While this would predate the Internet, it's also quite possible Bob saw a copy of DSM-III or IV in his therapist's office, and looked for it in a library.

Lots of colleges in the Boston area, and I'm sure they had some excellent libraries in the 1990s.

Even so, I have trouble imagining L'il Bob reading the DSM-III/IV for more than a couple minutes before giving up and going back to playing Nintendo.

Unfortunately, studio heads are exceptional, so instead of investing in original movies with smaller budgets, they're investing in massive extended universe films. They also don't want to slowly introduce their characters over the course of several stand-alone movies before they team up, which is what made The Avengers so popular, they want to get to the billion dollar team up ASAP.

We all know how that worked for Warner Bros. with Justice League, which was an epic clusterfuck because of executive meddling and too many cooks in the kitchen. Things may be changing with Walter Hamada as the head of DC Films (for however long that may last) because the Joker movie with Joaquin Phoenix looks like it's a low-budget affair. As for the MCU, I do have worries that it will eventually stagnate after Phase 3 ends with Avengers 4 and the Captain Marvel trailer gives the impression of complacency on the company's part. Granted, I shouldn't underestimate its pull because fanboys like Bob.

Bob is still butthurt that Disney shitcanned James Gunn and will not let up with his bitching, yet he plans to go see Captain Marvel and the MCU's future offerings. Yes, I know it's his job to review films, but he would boycott Marvel Studios if the firing of James Gunn was really that important to him. He is effectively Bob Iger's bitch and is under the delusion that he holds the leash.