"DSP Get a Job" Sign at WWE Smackdown

yawning sneasel said:
Wow Paige is packing on the pounds.

I'd still eat her butthole.

DSP should get a job. Being a mid-30s dude dicking arond online means tenuous income at best. tbh the best he will do at this point is some 12-15 dollar an hour gig.
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I mean the problem is as he demonstrates for us in Stream, the dude cannot see fucking five feet in front of him. That's why he always pushes for the money that gets to him now. I mean any idiot child will tell you that the job that pays the most per hour is the best job. But, any smart adult will tell you it's all about them benefits.

I just had a thought. How much of all the Twitch stuff does Phil have to report? Like I did tipped work, so the government saw I made barely any money those years. So I got a really decent tax return. But more so, on any government paperwork, I made very little money. What are the odds Phil has been applying for welfare to get his living costs subsidized one way or the other?

Just an idle thought, I mostly wanted to agree with your second point in text, so there was no doubt which part I had clicked the agree sticker for.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I mean the problem is as he demonstrates for us in Stream, the dude cannot see fucking five feet in front of him. That's why he always pushes for the money that gets to him now. I mean any idiot child will tell you that the job that pays the most per hour is the best job. But, any smart adult will tell you it's all about them benefits.

I just had a thought. How much of all the Twitch stuff does Phil have to report? Like I did tipped work, so the government saw I made barely any money those years. So I got a really decent tax return. But more so, on any government paperwork, I made very little money. What are the odds Phil has been applying for welfare to get his living costs subsidized one way or the other?

Just an idle thought, I mostly wanted to agree with your second point in text, so there was no doubt which part I had clicked the agree sticker for.
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Please don't mention taxes in a DSP thread...
 
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Note: Phil most likely paid attention because tits were on the screen.

Side Note: nigga complains about people not having a life and jealous of him. Normal people propose at WWE events in front of a group of strangers for the well wishes and cheers. Phil proposed to his (Ex) Fiancee in his home watching wrestling on tv with just him and her. Super late but it still tickles me knowing that.
 
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CausticMinory said:
Note: Phil most likely paid attention because tits were on the screen.

Side Note: nigga complains about people not having a life and jealous of him. Normal people propose at WWE events in front of a group of strangers for the well wishes and cheers. Phil proposed to his (Ex) Fiancee in his home watching wrestling on tv with just him and her. Super late but it still tickles me knowing that.
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i didnt know that, thats pathetic and funny. prolly more romantic if someone proposed through a mcdonalds drive thru and said im lovin you.

like honestly, everyday phil seems to get lower and lower on the status pole, he knows no limits to his depravity. its disgusting
 
Sammy said:
That's-

Wow, that's some Kindergarten grade bait Phil's falling for. I know because I got into a screaming fit over someone calling me Steve or Bill or something instead of my real name when I was a tiny baby boy man in Kindergarten. (:powerlevel:)

C'mon Dave, you're not even making it hard for the detractors now. Soon they'll just say you have a smelly butt and that you can't read good. At least make them resort to some third or fourth grade tactics, don't go for the lowest of hanging fruit.
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"Detractors" already do that *sigh* REE: The troll tip Dave received that read 'Phil has gouty fatbutt' and then Dave read it outloud to mock it's immaturity, so now there is a clip of him out there saying it. He can't not address it. You could trigger the fuck out of him by calling him a dum-dum.

Also he recently insta-ragequit a CoD match in a spluttering huff because a child on his team called him 'Darksfidill' saying, 'Damn man, Darksfidill is trash.'
 
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Prince Lotor said:
"Detractors" already do that *sigh* REE: The troll tip Dave received that read 'Phil has gouty fatbutt' and then Dave read it outloud to mock it's immaturity, so now there is a clip of him out there saying it. He can't not address it. You could trigger the fuck out of him by calling him a dum-dum.

Also he recently insta-ragequit a CoD match in a spluttering huff because a child on his team called him 'Darksfidill' saying, 'Damn man, Darksfidill is trash.'
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he rly is. he gets all happy for barely breaking even on k/d. its fucking funny
 
gaarashatan said:
i didnt know that, thats pathetic and funny. prolly more romantic if someone proposed through a mcdonalds drive thru and said im lovin you.

like honestly, everyday phil seems to get lower and lower on the status pole, he knows no limits to his depravity. its disgusting
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Meh. Wrestling is a pop-culture phenom in the United States that regularly crosses over to the "mainstream." It's about as "pathetic" as someone proposing at Disneyland.

. . .and to harp more on Phil trying to shame the dude in the front row: just checked Ticketmaster and those tickets are >$500 so yea. . .Burnell wishes he had that kind of disposable income to troll someone (while also enjoying a wrasslin' show).
 
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Only Phil the Hermit would act like someone going out and enjoying themselves at a show was somehow pathetic, whereas staying inside so da haterz don't get you is super cool.
 
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ANDS! said:
Meh. Wrestling is a pop-culture phenom in the United States that regularly crosses over to the "mainstream." It's about as "pathetic" as someone proposing at Disneyland.

. . .and to harp more on Phil trying to shame the dude in the front row: just checked Ticketmaster and those tickets are >$500 so yea. . .Burnell wishes he had that kind of disposable income to troll someone (while also enjoying a wrasslin' show).
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500 bucks for a wrestling show and trolling phil is much better than a night in a hotel room watching TV and guzzling gin

Heckler1 said:
Only Phil the Hermit would act like someone going out and enjoying themselves at a show was somehow pathetic, whereas staying inside so da haterz don't get you is super cool.
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i think phil thinks that when someone trolls phil it's all they do
he does say that he thinks trolls are mentally ill and spend all their waking life thinking of ways to piss him off.. instead of you know, people that like to take potshots at the pigroach while doing whatever it is they do (barring the super dedicated autists who do actually do that)
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Wow Paige is packing on the pounds.

I'd still eat her butthole.

DSP should get a job. Being a mid-30s dude dicking arond online means tenuous income at best. tbh the best he will do at this point is some 12-15 dollar an hour gig.
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And that's being optimistic. Being officially unemployed for as many years as he's been leaves him with virtually no job experience.

He's basically qualified to be a Walmart greeter at this point.
 
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Sword Fighter Super said:
And that's being optimistic. Being officially unemployed for as many years as he's been leaves him with virtually no job experience.

He's basically qualified to be a Walmart greeter at this point.
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i know its walmart, but i think its highly exagerrated. never saw someone just downright awful at walmart. but if i saw phil greeting me, i would just go to a different store. prolly feel like hes trying to undress me with his eyes, piggys disgusting. prolly wearing the same underwear from a week ago and smell it as i go by to do my grocery shopping, noooo thank you
 
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ZehnBoat said:
tervin? lol is phil so dumb he can't come up with anything else? :hah:
even chris chan would say that's stupid
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"Phil Burnell? More like...uhhhh...umm...Poop Butthole! Yeah, ACKACKACKACK! Poop Butthole! 'Hay guyz, I'm Poop Butthole, and I'm stoopid!' *waves noodle arms around* Yeah, Poop Butthole, cuz you have shit comin' out yer asshole, ACKACKACKACK!"

(This continues for several minutes)
 
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