The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I stumbled upon thIS

Spoiler: not bad, but the patterned fur confuses me

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Jesus it doesn't even have the cartoony mascot eyes, so you're gonna be stuck staring at those black pits of satan.

Burn it.

 

[Meowthkip]

https://twitter.com/lemonbrat/status/1017532092425621504

At least archive it, you dungus.

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Pretty sure those face stripes are sharpied on.
And again, why does every fursuiter who tried to look sexy have an awful, awful suit.[/SPOILER]

OH FUCK, IT'S ZIGZAG.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Spoiler: There were attempts

Spoiler: What they were aiming for

This one is actually fucking adorable and you can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Spoiler: There were attempts

Spoiler: What they were aiming for

This one is actually fucking adorable and you can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

I love moths, so to see those sad, sad attempts is just awful. The good one is definitely adorable though.

 

[Meowthkip]

That one reminds me of Teddy Ruxpin's caterpillar friend Grubby after metamorphosis.

 

[MysticMisty]

I love moths, so to see those sad, sad attempts is just awful. The good one is definitely adorable though.

Oh, they were supposed to be moths? I thought they were just attempts at making up an animal.

 

[CaptainuWu]

That one reminds me of Teddy Ruxpin's caterpillar friend Grubby after metamorphosis.

Nightmare fuel

 

[Meowthkip]

Nightmare fuel

80's kids make do.

 

[James Howlett]

Spoiler: Piss and shit

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Spoiler: Starhusky

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First real content this thread has had in weeks. Way better than the furfags shitting up the place with "OMG LOOKAT FABRIC STRETCHING. BRUSH YOUR SUIT. LOL."

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Way better than the furfags shitting up the place with "OMG LOOKAT FABRIC STRETCHING. BRUSH YOUR SUIT. LOL."

Exactly. If you have to nitpick or explain why a suit is bad, it's not bad enough for this thread.

 

[Bugaboo]

Furry amino is a wonderful place to find stuff for this thread, it's mostly full of 13-18 year old furs who will buy ANYTHING

Spoiler: Made with yarn

Spoiler: Big ol' head

Spoiler: Box face Mcgee

Spoiler: Standing ominously in a field

Young furries, save your money.

Older furries, save your money too. You need it for food

 

[Bellsprout]

I feel like everytime I stop checking this thread for a few weeks, I come back to some furfuck shitting and pissing himself in the suit.

Aren't these thousands of dollars? What possesses people to shit on something that costs that much money?? What is arousing about that.

(Moth suits are cute as shit, though. Yes, even the goofy ones.)

 

[Sockpuppet Of Doom]

Crap Chinese fakes from eBay.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

What's with knock-off suits ripping off this one character?

How easy is it to make this design?

 

[Sockpuppet Of Doom]

Starhusky 2

Spoiler: Soiled diaper on fursuit

Spoiler: Fursuit head among soiled diapers

 

[NoFeline]

I get the sinking feeling that that fur used to be white...

 

[Tigerwatch]

Spoiler: Starhusky

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I thought that white wolf plush on the bottom left was a real dog at first....
I'm really curious as to how he managed to shit the worth of two cows with diarrhea, though.

 

[Azafran90]

I thought that white wolf plush on the bottom left was a real dog at first....
I'm really curious as to how he managed to shit the worth of two cows with diarrhea, though.

You can do anything if you put your heart on it

unless you're this guy

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't know if it's a trick of the light or if there's actually glue there, but it looks like it has a runny nose.

 

[Bani]

good 'ol roxxykat

Why is literally every single Roxikat suit awful? Is it one really autistic dude, or a bunch of his really autistic fans making these things?