Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

[Randall Fragg]

Cracked just trivialized domestic violence against men(among other things) in a parody article in response to people's complaints about their current articles being mostly SJW posts.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-society-sexist-against-men-and-how-we-can-fix-it/

Don't let the title fool you.

Fortunately, most of the comments were calling them out.

Cracked, this is the 3rd or 4th time you do this, here is a small hint:
- Does the author hide behind the title: "CRACKED Staff" to escape the well deserved sh*tstorm he/she is gonna get?
If answer is "YES" don't publish the article! It's 95% likely an unresearched and biased PoS, and it's an insult to your followers and fanbase.

 

[c-no]

Fortunately, most of the comments were calling them out.

Perhaps the comments are the only good thing about the SJW articles that Cracked has had.

 

[StallChaser]

Why??? It's necessary???? To type????? Like this??? Why?????

Trigger Warning: Question marks.

 

[Anonimo]

Pray tell, what was this oh-so-terrible-triggering-word? Something no rational person would consider, I'm sure.

 

[wheat pasta]

Pray tell, what was this oh-so-terrible-triggering-word? Something no rational person would consider, I'm sure.

Seriously though, if they are fae/elfkin it was likely 'iron' or something.

 

[Positron]

Pray tell, what was this oh-so-terrible-triggering-word? Something no rational person would consider, I'm sure.

Either work or shower.

 

[For The Internet]

Serious question: Do these tumblr fools go around irl screaming YOU TRIGGERED ME whenever they hear their 'trigger words' in conversations? Or do they only have the balls to tell off random strangers on the internet and their mums without the backing of 100 SJWs? Has anyone here ever been told they triggered someone in real life?

I'm pretty sure if someone tried that in Aus they'd be torn to shreds and mercilessly mocked.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Serious question: Do these tumblr fools go around irl screaming YOU TRIGGERED ME whenever they hear their 'trigger words' in conversations? Or do they only have the balls to tell off random strangers on the internet and their mums without the backing of 100 SJWs? Has anyone here ever been told they triggered someone in real life?

I'm pretty sure if someone tried that in Aus they'd be torn to shreds and mercilessly mocked.

Serious answer: probably the latter, because most of them know that if they spout this kind of nonsense in the real world, they'd be ridiculed and shunned, at best.

 

[For The Internet]

Serious answer: probably the latter, because most of them know that if they spout this kind of nonsense in the real world, they'd be ridiculed and shunned, at best.

I assume they don't, but I'm sure some poor bastard here has been confronted once or twice. I've seen people get upset over having the wrong pronoun used in the LGBT community, but since the response is always OMG I AM SO SORRY there are never any over the top confrontations. The most dramatic response I've seen is 'I'm FTM, I would have thought someone like you (ie from the LGBT community) would respect that'.

 

[Anonimo]

Why confront someone in real life where someone can tell you that you're wrong when you can immerse yourself in an echo chamber where everyone says you are right and of sound mind?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://hall8ws.tumblr.com/us
????????????????????

 

[Silver]

"newly-aware autistic" man there really are descriptors for everything

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

For the love of God what the fuck does any of that even mean, for srs.

When will we discover the tumblr Rosetta Stone?

 

[Coldgrip]

For the love of God what the fuck does any of that even mean, for srs.

When will we discover the tumblr Rosetta Stone?

It means "I'M SPESHUL GUYZ!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEE!!!"

 

[wheat pasta]

Ugh. Every word on that page makes me want to slap the um, author. HARD.
I know slapping isn't the way to solve stupidity, but boy it sure would make me feel better about that.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"newly-aware autistic" man there really are descriptors for everything

Sounds like a CWC-ism.

 

[Billpalazzo-sama]

I'll bet that "newly-aware" translates to "I self-diagnosed myself just last week"

 

[lolwut]

I'm not sure I understood a single word in that...mess. All I know is that if someone on the street hassles me to call them "faenself" I'm going to start headbutting things.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"Tolerant She looking for tolerant You" - Girl looking for an apartment sharing community for less than 5 Euros / month.

Ich, 31, bin eine fröhliche offen linke* und offen feministische Studentin der Geschichte (HU) und suche eine weltoffene und antikapitalistische WG in Friedrichshain/Kreuzberg. Ihr solltet alternativen Lebensmodellen gegenüber aufgeschlossen sein und Toleranz zu euren obersten Werten zählen. Ebenso wäre es super, wenn sich bereits eine Waschmaschine zur Mitbenutzung in der WG befindet. Ich halte nichts von Aggressionen und Machtspielen, daher suche ich eine 100prozentige Frauen-WG, in der mensch sich aktiv gegen Terror, Krieg, Rassenwahn, Faschismus, Chauvinismus und US-Kulturimperialismus einsetzt. Ich selbst lebe vegan und finde es für ein längerfristiges Zusammenleben sinnvoll, wenn tierische Produkte in meiner Wohnung kein "zu Hause" finden.

Ich bin grundsätzlich pflegeleicht, muss aber auch mal sagen dürfen, wo bei mir die Grenzen sind und wann ich niemanden sehen möchte. Das gehört für mich zu einem ehrlichen Zusammenleben dazu. Ich hatte in der Vergangenheit leider des Öfteren Erfahrung mit Menschen machen müssen, die geblieben sind, wenn ich sie darum bat, die Wohnung (temporär) zu verlassen.

Ich biete im Gegenzug für ein Zimmer (20-30qm) Arbeiten im Haushalt, Reparaturen und Gespräche an (auch therapeutisch). Geld ist ein Hebel des Stärkeren, womit ich mich nicht identifizieren kann. Da ich andere Haltungen aber respektiere, würde ich mich anteilig an WLAN und Strom beteiligen (auch wenn das zum Grundbedarf des Menschen gehört und damit unentgeltlich zur Verfügung gestellt werden MUSS.)

Ich freue mich aufs "Casting".

Mona

*Anarchosyndikalismus (aber nicht immer einverstanden mit der FAU

Translation:
I'm a 31 year old happy open-minded leftist* and openly feminist university student of history and I'm looking for a globalist and anticapitalist apartment sharing community in Friedrichshain/Kreuzberg [districts in Berlin]. You should be open-minded towards alternative ways of life and tolerance should be your most important value. It would also be awesome if there was a washing machine in the apartment. I do not like aggression and power play, therefore I'm looking for a 100% female community, in which people actively protest against terror, war, racism, fascism, chauvinism and American cultural imperialism. I myself am a vegan and if we are to stay together for a longer time animal products should not be welcomed in my apartment.

I am mostly "easy to handle", but sometimes I just have to point out my limits and that I don't want to see anyone. I see this as part of living together honestly. In the past I unfortunately had to have experiences with people who would not leave the apartment in spite of me asking them to do so (temporarily).

In exchange for a room (20 - 30 m sqr) I offer doing hosework chores, repairs and talks (also therapeutical). Money is a stronger person's means of blackmail with which I cannot identify. But since I respect different viewpoints, I would be willing to pay my share for electicity and internet (in spite of this being basic human needs which therefore MUST be delivered for free).

I'm looking forward to my "casting".

Mona

*Anarchist syndicalism (but not always agreeing with the FAU [an anarchist trade union]).


Actually, I sometimes ask myself whether she found an apartment and community of her specifications...

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

"Tolerant She looking for tolerant You" - Girl looking for an apartment sharing community for less than 5 Euros / month.



Translation:
I'm a 31 year old happy open-minded leftist* and openly feminist university student of history and I'm looking for a globalist and anticapitalist apartment sharing community in Friedrichshain/Kreuzberg [districts in Berlin]. You should be open-minded towards alternative ways of life and tolerance should be your most important value. It would also be awesome if there was a washing machine in the apartment. I do not like aggression and power play, therefore I'm looking for a 100% female community, in which people actively protest against terror, war, racism, fascism, chauvinism and American cultural imperialism. I myself am a vegan and if we are to stay together for a longer time animal products should not be welcomed in my apartment.

I am mostly "easy to handle", but sometimes I just have to point out my limits and that I don't want to see anyone. I see this as part of living together honestly. In the past I unfortunately had to have experiences with people who would not leave the apartment in spite of me asking them to do so (temporarily).

In exchange for a room (20 - 30 m sqr) I offer doing hosework chores, repairs and talks (also therapeutical). Money is a stronger person's means of blackmail with which I cannot identify. But since I respect different viewpoints, I would be willing to pay my share for electicity and internet (in spite of this being basic human needs which therefore MUST be delivered for free).

I'm looking forward to my "casting".

Mona

*Anarchist syndicalism (but not always agreeing with the FAU [an anarchist trade union]).


Actually, I sometimes ask myself whether she found an apartment and community of her specifications...

Sounds like the worst fucking roommate ever.