r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[Vorhtbame]

Child Free, incels, and atheists, they are interconnected.

And that connection? :autism:

 

[MagneticTowels]

And that connection? :autism:

They're united in their lack of something essential

 

[Nekromantik]

Why can't they just make good child free literature for a child free cat lady like me.

 

[Christopher Robin]

Why can't they just make good child free literature for a child free cat lady like me.

I don't care if your cat knocked over your book, if you are enjoying a book you can't just accidentally read a page at the end of the novel, you just have a short attention span.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Why can't they just make good child free literature for a child free cat lady like me.

More like, "WTF is this shit? Everything is supposed to be about meeeeeeee!"

 

[Nekromantik]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.

 

[RodgerDodger]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.
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I wonder if anyone has thought to tell her that you can disable those alerts on your phone under settings?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

"Anxiety" is the most worthless excuse this generation ever came up with.

 

[Brother Rabbit]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.
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Imagine being so entitled that you feel personally offended about an Amber Alert disrupting your sleep schedule.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.
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It's annoying to have it go off in the middle of the night, but... Why not just disable them? Don't most phones have the option to schedule them to stay silent at certain times?

"Anxiety" is the most worthless excuse this generation ever came up with.

And of course it's almost always used by people who self-diagnose, not anyone who actually has an anxiety disorder.

 

[Overcast]

I’m honestly concerned about the area she lives in if she’s getting that many amber alerts. Does not sound like a good place to raise your kids.

 

[NN 401]

Childfree twits channel all of their latent maternal and paternal urges into their dogs. Consequently they treat their dogs like human children and are always affronted when people don't actually treat them the same as an actual child.

They're often awful dog owners to top it off.

 

[queerape]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.
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I fucking hate the term "mombies". God forbid someone actually give a shit about the safety of their children and other's children. Also, it seems like none of these shitheads realize they too were once children. Hating children or teens is no different from hating 25 yr olds, or 40 year olds, or old people. You are going to be 25 someday (I know I will be sooner than I'd like), you will be 40, and you (probably) will be old someday too.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I get being annoyed about them going off in the middle of the night (apparently her spouse left his alerts on) and turning that feature off because hey, what are the odds you’ll see that kid, but wow that post was major :powerlevel: about her boo boo sleep problems. We get it you’re a delicate lil flower that gets to sleep until 10am.

 

[The Great Chandler]

If she's having that much trouble sleeping, maybe she should see a sleep therapist with all that money she saves from being child free. Maybe also ask your boyfriend to turn off his phone. But, you sure showed them mombies unfriending all 17 of them on Facebook.
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Judging by those likes, it comes to show just how, likely every subreddit, circlejerky it is.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

A recent r/fatlogic thread had this comment that seems to have escaped from r/childfree:

"your litter" i didn't know this was a term they're using but sounds like the childfree community to me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/c...llege_course_im_required_to_attend_a/e6zdaf4/

I tried to archive this but it just says "OC" in really big letters for some reason.

 

[Nekromantik]

I don't know if she's talking about children or babies. Either way I have never seen people just stop what they're doing to ogle a baby or a child in public. I would love to see a Child free person go up to a kid and say "Like good job, you shit your pants, Emily. I can do that too."

And yes humans are helpless til 18. Although given the maturity level of many child free posters I wonders.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Either way I have never seen people just stop what they're doing to ogle a baby or a child in public

I think it's more of a rural thing.

 

[Übertroon]

Is it cruel to point out to millenials that social security for the old is a relatively recent concept, and likely one not to stay around before the end of the century?

 

[Nekromantik]

Just shows what spoiled brats Childfree people are.