Twitter 10/6 - Cryzel's backstory - 15 years old, married to Chris

[The Other Chandler]

Rereading his tweets, it says that Cryzel's egg "went into the future, [into our Earth dimension], here." Then he mentioned she aged quickly because of the prophecy, evolved in only a week, and spent some undetermined time learning carpentry with Gregora and learning basic skills like speaking via mind-link with Magi-Chan. Chris's tweets leave it vague, but with the time travel it's entirely possible that Cryzel could be under a year old. She's definitely way under 15.

I'm going to toss this in since some one asked what was with Burn Hills..

Chris long ago went hiking in various places. Maybe Burns Hills was one of them?

I was under the impression Chris has only left Virginia a few times? And he's never mentioned visiting New Hampshire, which would be odd, given how much importance he gives to life events and how much he overshares.

 

[Guardsman42]

Rereading his tweets, it says that Cryzel's egg "went into the future, [into our Earth dimension], here." Then he mentioned she aged quickly because of the prophecy, evolved in only a week, and spent some undetermined time learning carpentry with Gregora and learning basic skills like speaking via mind-link with Magi-Chan. Chris's tweets leave it vague, but with the time travel it's entirely possible that Cryzel could be under a year old. She's definitely way under 15.



I was under the impression Chris has only left Virginia a few times? And he's never mentioned visiting New Hampshire, which would be odd, given how much importance he gives to life events and how much he overshares.

I have no idea where he went when he left the state. This does lend credence to the idea some one is manipulating him I suppose.

Though it legitimately looks alot like the video he once did of hiking. Who knows. Maybe he thinks because it's similiar it's some sister demension bride shitter device.

 

[The Captain]

Rereading his tweets, it says that Cryzel's egg "went into the future, [into our Earth dimension], here." Then he mentioned she aged quickly because of the prophecy, evolved in only a week, and spent some undetermined time learning carpentry with Gregora and learning basic skills like speaking via mind-link with Magi-Chan. Chris's tweets leave it vague, but with the time travel it's entirely possible that Cryzel could be under a year old. She's definitely way under 15.



I was under the impression Chris has only left Virginia a few times? And he's never mentioned visiting New Hampshire, which would be odd, given how much importance he gives to life events and how much he overshares.

I can't remember exactly what but Joshua Wise was trying to get Chris to do some sort of New Hampshire based backstory. I think it originally involved Cunty Nuggets but I pretty much let it go in one ear and out the other.

 

[Zarkov]

Man, the new season of The Autist and the Restless is impossibly hard to follow.

 

[Gooby]

People keep saying she's 15 but it's way worse than that. Her egg went from 2003 straight to "the future" here. If the egg hatched and she lived since 2003 she'd totally be about 15, but that's not what happened because the egg went to the future FROM 2003.

After hatching, she evolved within a week, and only stayed in New Hampshire long enough to learn the basics from both Magichan and Gregora, notably she learned speech but since she evolved within a week and was supposedly the fasted most special learner ever, learning a language and all of that probably only took her a few weeks if not a few months. Then she met up with Magichan, and notably married Chris and the gang in under a month from leaving home.

My best guess would be that she was "born" just before Chris first learned about her from Idea Guy, making her about 1 year old tops.

 

[Mrs.Garrett]

All this fantasy and magical bullshit and it culminates at a Target.

Way to dream big, Chris. Even thier imaginary friends want to meet up in a public place...

 

[Venom Snake]

I sort of just filtered that out the first time I read it. But Target is a really strange place to meet your child-bride for the first time.

One of the few places Chris isn't banned from

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

One of the few places Chris isn't banned from

Guess again, lol..

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Target

 

[Picklechu]

Is Magi-chan not 15 too if they came from the same rainbow egg thing?

The rainbow shot the eggs through time and space. Magi-chan got aged up along with the rest of the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu and Rosechu when Chris was accused of being a pedo for drawing porn of all of them. :autism:

I was under the impression Chris has only left Virginia a few times? And he's never mentioned visiting New Hampshire, which would be odd, given how much importance he gives to life events and how much he overshares.

He went to California to visit Cole once (the only time he's been on a plane), to DC and Maryland a handful of times, and through West Virginia and into Ohio when he went to "rescue" Julie. He's never been to New Hampshire. Definitely something Idea Tard was doing.

 

[muh_moobs]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

I just want to know why the ages have to be mentioned... Also, why hasn't Shoemaker or ANY other adult called VA's Social Services/ A-PS on this yet?
I want CWC put in a home or something before he's beaten to a pulp or killed in a gas station

 

[Marvin]

I just want to know why the ages have to be mentioned... Also, why hasn't Shoemaker or ANY other adult called VA's Social Services/ A-PS on this yet?
I want CWC put in a home or something before he's beaten to a pulp or killed in a gas station

They can't put him in a home. He's a full, legal adult. All social services can do is show up, talk to Chris, and he's perfectly within his rights to tell them to fuck off, which if he doesn't immediately do, Barb will do for him.

 

[Mr. 0]

I just want to know why the ages have to be mentioned... Also, why hasn't Shoemaker or ANY other adult called VA's Social Services/ A-PS on this yet?
I want CWC put in a home or something before he's beaten to a pulp or killed in a gas station

The only thing that will beat up chris or kill him in a gas station is either heart disease or irritable bowels

They can't put him in a home. He's a full, legal adult. All social services can do is show up, talk to Chris, and he's perfectly within his rights to tell them to fuck off, which if he doesn't immediately do, Barb will do for him.

the only home chris will ever go to without protest is one staffed by ponies and sonichus in cwcville, and he'll just throw that in the face of anyone who suggests he go to one

 

[SheCameForNecky]

They can't put him in a home. He's a full, legal adult. All social services can do is show up, talk to Chris, and he's perfectly within his rights to tell them to fuck off, which if he doesn't immediately do, Barb will do for him.

I think what Seregios was referring to was making Chris a ward of the state, which is actually a complex process, even when the person legitimately can't perform any ADLs. It can take months, or even years, to make someone a ward of the state, or to give someone POA. I'm actually in favor of making you or Null POA, but I sincerely doubt either of you want it, or that Chris would willingly give it. Making him a ward of the state is a terrible idea. I know some people like Chris who have had both parents pass and ended up wards of the state, and their self-care skills decline sharply, as does their personal happiness.

The best thing right now, in my view, is to leave Chris where he is. I wish the people who genuinely care about Chris lived closer.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Does anyone actually care about Cryzel besides Chris? I couldn't find a single fanart on Deviantart and they usually draw everything from him.

I can only think of @Manajerkop added Cryzel in that story.... If he resumes writing it

 

[Mason Verger]

I think what Seregios was referring to was making Chris a ward of the state, which is actually a complex process, even when the person legitimately can't perform any ADLs. It can take months, or even years, to make someone a ward of the state, or to give someone POA. I'm actually in favor of making you or Null POA, but I sincerely doubt either of you want it, or that Chris would willingly give it. Making him a ward of the state is a terrible idea. I know some people like Chris who have had both parents pass and ended up wards of the state, and their self-care skills decline sharply, as does their personal happiness.

The best thing right now, in my view, is to leave Chris where he is. I wish the people who genuinely care about Chris lived closer.

Not that they'd ever want to take it on, but I highly doubt any court would grant them POA over Chris. Their history with Chris is.. suspect.

Plus I don't think they want their info out on public court documents. Still, the idea of Marvin and Null doing a "My Two Dads" thing with Chris is too delightful not to consider.

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

He

"A kind black gentleman."

He's either virtue signalling or the Idea Guys are back again.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Nothing beats a chick with a great hairy chest

Hey now, it's not cryzals fault there's no electroalysis clinics in CWCville prior to the Sonichu-to-Rosechu sex change she had.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I sort of just filtered that out the first time I read it. But Target is a really strange place to meet your child-bride for the first time.

For a normal person but this is someone who's ideal first date is going to a McDonalds.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

what tf am i reading