DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DaveSydeBennet]

Remember the first few weeks after Kat moved in Phil would say she calmed him down or gave him advice like shutting the fuck up about taxes on a daily basis. She gave up on that pretty fast. Now all you hear about her is a vague outline of her work schedule. Kinda similar to Leanna near the end.

Maybe our December poll should be if Phil is going to reach into the medicine cabinet and pull out the engagement band aid for Christmas to try to get a few extra months out of this thing. Side bet can include if it's the same ring he gave Leanna.

He’s like a housewife tbh

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He’s like a housewife tbh

Phil could stare in desperate housewives of seattle, then I suppose

 

[johnny5150]

I could be wrong but I though Phil couldn't upload sponsored gameplay to YouTube?

 

[Heckler1]

He’s like a housewife tbh

The idea of Phil as a housewife, ACTUALLY having to take care of a house or (Heaven Forbid) children is horrifying. He'd IRL stream his mundane life and basically be a crustier version of Corrine. Please don't talk about such things.

 

[thebonesauce]

I could be wrong but I though Phil couldn't upload sponsored gameplay to YouTube?

I thought so too, but it must have been agreed upon in the sponsorship deal. I doubt Phil is THAT stupid to break TOS and upload that horrible fucking stream to the masses.

 

[samovski]

Anyone know the latest on his sub count? Didn't watch much today but I think I saw it at like 655-ish. Is that where he ended the day or did he drop more?

 

[actually]

Anyone know the latest on his sub count? Didn't watch much today but I think I saw it at like 655-ish. Is that where he ended the day or did he drop more?

635

Edit: Today, on "Wholly Uninformed Opinions", we have one Mr. Phil "Snort" Burnell:

 

[notquiteaperson]

Oh for fucks sake he's reading the ingredients of his energy drink again since no one's giving him money.

 

[thebonesauce]

This nigga is defending fucking Duke Nukem Forever. Said Extinction was the best game of the year. Taking a piss break not even 15 minutes into the stream.

The oddest thing is he talked about his garbage V8 energy drink, and actually said, “use that take a sip emote!”

That’s a Tevin thing... But he doesn’t follow detractors...

 

[Draza]

This nigga is defending fucking Duke Nukem Forever. Said Extinction was the best game of the year. Taking a piss break not even 15 minutes into the stream.

The oddest thing is he talked about his garbage V8 energy drink, and actually said, “use that take a sip emote!”

That’s a Tevin thing... But he doesn’t follow detractors...

50% juice, 60 calories, and has veggies inside dood. It's gonna keep him awake and fresh. Definitely won't kill him quicker in the future

 

[notquiteaperson]

This nigga is defending fucking Duke Nukem Forever. Said Extinction was the best game of the year. Taking a piss break not even 15 minutes into the stream.

The oddest thing is he talked about his garbage V8 energy drink, and actually said, “use that take a sip emote!”

That’s a Tevin thing... But he doesn’t follow detractors...

His new emotes that tut made possible are all pure dave. There's the banhammer, something he said multiple times he'd never do because it's just negativity. The "huh" emote is a reference to dave being stupid and sucking at games. The take a sip one, a detractor meme, which are not allowed in chat. And there's deathface, a character from project 7, that was played by rambo (Dave's voice but John in the suit). Great job Dave, like everything else, do the absolute worst possible job with every opportunity.
Also dave just said people have been "star struck" when they met him... he has 160 viewers.

 

[Haunter]

The take a sip one, a detractor meme, which are not allowed in chat.

DSP's emotes "Huh", "Wow Dude", and "Nothing I Could Do" are all "Detractor memes". God knows why those are acceptable and others aren't.

On Twitch there are popular emotes that quickly spawn knock-offs, such as the global emotes "Kreygasm", "Pogchamp", or "Kappa". Popular streamers will similarly spawn take-offs of their emotes, seeing a plethora of "Blind", "REE", "Cop", "Wut", and on and on.

Lately, I've been seeing a lot of takes on AdmiralBahroo's emote "RooSip" (I assume that's where it started). I think that Tevin's "Take a sip" is, incredibly, there as a "Detractor meme" by chance.

 

[Preferred Penne]

His geography skills came to the forefront too when he was setting up his character. Was trying to set his create-a-characters hometown to Seattle. A list of countries comes up. He then proceeds to exclaim ‘Where the hell is Seattle, it’s not here! They didn’t put Seattle in here!’ It eventually dawned on him that he needed to select the country first and despite the fact ‘USA’ was on screen for a good 5-6 seconds, he yelled ‘there’s no US! There’s no USA!’

Honestly as much as his lack of major drama has made him boring, just treat yourself to five minutes of a live stream now and then - some of the small incompetencies he displays are just as amusing. Undoubtedly if I watched more than 5 minutes I’d lose brain cells but it really was a treat watching a grown man genuinely and unironically struggle to tackle a menu list, let alone the complex game mechanic of ‘press a button when the screen tells you to press it’.

I know I don't have to ask, but did he create himself?

 

[actually]

Lately, I've been seeing a lot of takes on AdmiralBahroo's emote "RooSip" (I assume that's where it started). I think that Tevin's "Take a sip" is, incredibly, there as a "Detractor meme" by chance.

Nah. The phrasing of "take a sip" is absolutely a reference to Tevin. Popsicolo is usually the one who makes the emotes, and he has straight ripped off other emotes before (the fireball one, for instance). So that's probably what happened here.

Sidenote: I think Anony (who just showed up for the first time in a couple of weeks) is the one who donated the money for WWE2k19 back in the summer. Can't prove it, but he did say this:

[2018-10-11 03:47:27 UTC] thatanonybunny: i'm glad nick miller and shane thorne donated wwe 2k19 this year
[2018-10-11 03:54:08 UTC] thatanonybunny: okok forreal tho, i'll see you guys tomorrow, been loving Phil's WWE gameplay

And yeah, here's from back in July:

[2018-07-11 01:44:58 UTC] thatanonybunny: cheer25 Someone said you'd play WWE 2k19 if someone donated it? I' be happy to oblige again

[2018-07-12 02:18:19 UTC] thatanonybunny: Tanooki_Jumpman there's a guy in WWE who's a fan, Nick Miller iirc
[2018-07-12 02:18:30 UTC] thatanonybunny: or was it Shane Thorne? one of them


Second sidenote: Apparently tonight is yet another "extended" stream as Philbert will be going until 10 PM his time instead of 9 PM! Definitely not unusual.

 

[thebonesauce]

If he doesn’t want the detractors speculating about his relationship with Kat, he sure is doing a really bad job of hiding it. Extended streams that he would NEVER do 2 months ago, midnight release streams that he hasn’t done for 2 years now, not giving any real, solid responses to Kat appearing for Halloween/Christmas...

 

[actually]

Phil has died twice to a boss he is pretty clearly not at the right level for (not badly underleveled, but low enough that the boss's triple attacks are destroying him). The game is now fucking stupid and garbage. And chatter hitachisensei is feeding Phil info straight from a guide.

Edit: shoutout to the dumbass troll who tipped Phil $5. Good job giving Phil $5 stupid.

 

[thebonesauce]

Dooshkid, King Of Hypocrisy, TheHonestTroll, and whoever else tips and cheers to get Phil riled up...

You are immense faggots and are supporting Phil, no matter how small the amount. Phil doesn’t deserve a fraction of a penny from me and I’ll be goddamned if I give him anything of monetary value.

 

[samovski]

Every time I consciously choose to check his viewer count it gets worse. I know he always pulls less on his 2nd stream but fuck me sideways. Amazing that more people (detractors) watch his pre-stream than his actual fans watch his gameplay.

 

[notquiteaperson]

Dooshkid, King Of Hypocrisy, TheHonestTroll, and whoever else tips and cheers to get Phil riled up...

You are immense faggots and are supporting Phil, no matter how small the amount. Phil doesn’t deserve a fraction of a penny from me and I’ll be goddamned if I give him anything of monetary value.

Yes these fucking guys don't get called out enough. If you give dave one penny you are a faggot cuck just like waggins, infinite, sidella, and the rest of them. You also deserve to be ridiculed and made fun of just as much as they do because you are taking away from Dave's entertainment value. Every time you give dave any amount of money dave wins and you look like an idiot, troll cheers and tips never work and aren't funny when he just ignores them. What is funny is dave squirming in the desperation of his failure.

 

[actually]

Phil can't do math at all, but he streamed for a full extra hour and a half tonight (more or less), including wasting some time travelling after beating the dragon boss that was pushing his shit in. Doing another 3rd stream tomorrow. He could have gotten off (*goat laugh*) at his normal 9 PM PST time, having lost to the boss. But he continued on with it. Something's up.