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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So I'm suggesting that we should have a new poll for this thread. I tried to make this funny and amusing.

Here's my recommendation. I pitched this to @neural in a private message a while ago:

If Bob eve came across Trump, what would he do?
  • Call him and his supporters mediocre white men and wasteland obsolete ghouls that are holding America back from the Superior Future.
  • Accuse him of getting James Gunn fired from directing Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
  • Sperg about how he prevented Hillary and the Democrats from installing a full liberal Supreme Court and government that gives him free shit and censors people he doesn't like politically.
  • Make him sign executive orders that benefit him and put farmers on the moon to grow moon wheat.
  • Try to fight him in his Mario costume while imaging Trump as Bowser.
  • Preach how SJWs are the true American patriots and how Trump and his conservative ilk are scared of the future they can't compete in.
  • Try to creep on Melania Trump while he pictures her as Princess Peach.
  • Islamic Content (be specific).
I hope this is a good recommendation. A bit autistic, but useful hopefully.
I have a different poll in mind that I want to do 1st, but I need to get to a computer and screencap the the results of the previous one before implementing a new one.

Sadly, so many chose the :islamic: result and then refused to share with us the fruits of their :deviant: autism.
 
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I have a different poll in mind that I want to do 1st, but I need to get to a computer and screencap the the results of the previous one before implementing a new one.

Sadly, so many chose the :islamic: result and then refused to share with us the fruits of their :deviant: autism.
That's alright. I just wish we could have a poll related to Bob and Trump.
 
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So I'm suggesting that we should have a new poll for this thread. I tried to make this funny and amusing.

Here's my recommendation. I pitched this to @neural in a private message a while ago:

If Bob eve came across Trump, what would he do?
  • Call him and his supporters mediocre white men and wasteland obsolete ghouls that are holding America back from the Superior Future.
  • Accuse him of getting James Gunn fired from directing Guardians of the Galaxy 3.
  • Sperg about how he prevented Hillary and the Democrats from installing a full liberal Supreme Court and government that gives him free shit and censors people he doesn't like politically.
  • Make him sign executive orders that benefit him and put farmers on the moon to grow moon wheat.
  • Try to fight him in his Mario costume while imaging Trump as Bowser.
  • Preach how SJWs are the true American patriots and how Trump and his conservative ilk are scared of the future they can't compete in.
  • Try to creep on Melania Trump while he pictures her as Princess Peach.
  • Islamic Content (be specific).
I hope this is a good recommendation. A bit autistic, but useful hopefully.
The question is, what would Trump be doing in a random basement in Boston? He has no reason to go there.
 
Kanye sperging.
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"I'm not a loser, TREY AND MATT ARE!"
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REEEEEEEEE JOHNNY DEPP.
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After all that celebrity baiting, "Notice me David A. French" is a bit of a comedown.
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Today in "mixed signals: political edition"
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"Stupid idiots coming at me for unprofessionalism."
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Is this like when he thought the Gamer Joker meme was real?
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Stay salty, Shitman.
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"EVERYONE LOVES ME FOR REALSIES."
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Wow, Bob has openly insulted a black man's intelligence, his manhood, and even his wife. It's amazing that he'd do something that he calls "racist" if anybody else did it. I'm so shocked.
Don't forget penis size, which is about as smart as Hitler opening an Eastern Front.
 
I can't even tell exactly what Bob's beef with Trey and Matt is anymore.
Matt and Trey don't think all Republicans are evil subhumans, and yet somehow they're still generally well-liked and successful. This contradiction damages Bob's "Democrats = Good and Republicans = Evil" worldview, and that hurts his poor tired overworked diabetes-rattled brainmeats.
 
I was just about to ask if he was a big fan of Chuck’s.
Star Wars' Comic Writer Says Marvel Fired Him For Social Media Behavior
Chuck Wendig, the New York Times-bestselling author of the Star Wars: Aftermathseries of novels, has been fired by Marvel Entertainment, he said on Twitter Friday. That leaves the fate of a number of previously announced Star Wars projects he was attached to left uncertain as a result.

In a series of tweets, Wendig, who was working on both the five-issue Shadow of Vader mini-series and an additional, as-yet-unannounced Star Wars series for the publisher, revealed that he had been fired by Marvel in the middle of his work on the titles because, in his words, “of the negativity and vulgarity that my tweets bring. Seriously, that’s what Mark [Paniccia], the editor said. It was too much vulgarity, too much negativity on my part.”

Previously, Wendig had written Hyperion and an adaptation of Star Wars: The Force Awakens for Marvel.

Wendig has been outspoken about his liberal political views on Twitter. On Oct. 7, he drew the attention of well-known conservative personalities such as Ben Shapiro and filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza with a series of tweets surrounding the confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who had been accused of sexual assault. In one tweet, which he later deleted because he saidit had become a "funnel for harassment," he wrote, "Winter is coming, you callous fucknecks, you prolapsed assholes, you grotesque monsters, you racists and rapists and wretched abusers, you vengeful petty horrors."

Wendig's firing comes three months Marvel parent company Disney fired James Gunn as director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 over old, offensive tweets that had been resurfaced by conservative personalities.

Wendig is no stranger to controversy within Star Wars fandom, with the writer being targeted by a vocal minority after introducing one of the franchise’s first canonically gay characters in his 2015 novel Star Wars: Aftermath. His outspoken response to that pushback — calling those that complained “the shitty, oppressive, totalitarian Empire” — combined with his openness about discussing real-world politics on social media, made him a lightning rod within the more conservative elements of the property’s fanbase.

Marvel’s removal of Wendig comes a month after the publisher canceled the six-issue miniseries The Vision two months ahead of launch, with the creative team — which included another bestselling novelist, Chelsea Cain — only getting a few days’ notice, and little explanation as to why, beyond a change in publishing plans surrounding the characters being used in the series. Notably, Cain is as vocal about her politics, and equally visible as a target for rightwing trolls on social media, as Wendig, although that was not given as a reason for the series’ surprise cancellation.

Marvel Entertainment declined to comment.
 
He retweeted him from time to time. Before his profile pic became way more forlorn, it was a beaming soyboy smile.

Says everything you need to know, really.
I like how he included Chelsea Cain despite literally never talking about her before outside one instance where he said the "Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda" shit was a joke despite other statements or the content of the series itself. I extremely doubt Bob has read Mockingbird, Maneaters, and/or especially not Cain's YA novels.

A 60 year old woman who thinks she's still 25 that wrote a comic about preteen menstruation and hosted a party where punch was served out of an uterus shaped bowl when you're not eating tampon cupcakes is not someone you should use as a beacon of morality.
 
Tweet shit, get hit.

Chuck Wendig is a terrible hack writer anyway, they were probably just looking for an excuse and these chuds are always happy to vomit up something on social media that makes it easy to find a reason to can them.


Exactly the kind of idiot Bob would align himself with, and exactly what's gonna happen to Bob at the Escapist (again).
He retweeted him from time to time. Before his profile pic became way more forlorn, it was a beaming soyboy smile.

Says everything you need to know, really.


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Speaking of tick-tock we should start making bets on when Bob's ticker is gonna stop from the stress of having to support so much dead diabetic weight.
 
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