Containment Random Chris Updates

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Easy enough to trick him into thinking you're a boyfriend-free girl, though.

The first couple of times maybe. The trolls had to work harder and make the ruse more elaborate each time. Good luck trying it in current year.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'll have to disagree with your statement to a point. There's been multiple times in Chris life that he's been conned/scammed because of how niave and gullible he is. If Chris actually we're able to sense bullshit, then said cons/scams would've never happened because Chris would've called the person out, or he would flat out ignore them. That and Chris has a hard time telling the difference between when someone is joking, and when they're being serious.

Chris is more gullible than the average person, but that doesn't mean he'll believe anything you tell him. You still have to convince him what you're saying is true. Trolls in the past had to work hard to get him to believe them. Convincing a normal person that you're a character from cwcville is impossible. Convincing Chris of the same thing is difficult, but not impossible.

This is why Chris can still be interesting: you're both right or wrong on any given day. Like so many of the arguments about Chris.

On one hand he can be leery of somebody posing as a woman trying to buy their way into his life, on the other hand he easily fell for the captains story about his magic ring and immediately folded that story into his plot. So he's harder to catfish these days but will happily take the bait on anything involving CWCville.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is why Chris can still be interesting: you're both right or wrong on any given day. Like so many of the arguments about Chris.

On one hand he can be leery of somebody posing as a woman trying to buy their way into his life, on the other hand he easily fell for the captains story about his magic ring and immediately folded that story into his plot. So he's harder to catfish these days but will happily take the bait on anything involving CWCville.

He also fell for Jessica Quinn

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yeah - solely, it appears, because she claimed to be turned on by fatarses. Ol' Chris could eat all the McNuggets he wanted - hell, he probably imagined her buying 'em for him.

 

[Rip_In_Pepperino]

I just noticed that the CWCki lost Da Update; now I'll need to watch the Farms more often to find the latest newz.

 

[Mr. 0]

I just noticed that the CWCki lost Da Update

lazy bastards

 

[Meowzers]

chris tweeted this and deleted it less than 10 minutes later. HMMMM

 

[FinalSolution]

The fellah on the right has a huge cock, and something disturbing in the way of a tail.

 

[Hellfire]

chris tweeted this and deleted it less than 10 minutes later. HMMMM

It (or another deleted tweet) was allegedly location stamped as Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

 

[Pixy]

He probably has an account on one of those furry art websites, or at least browses them. Or it could be from DA. It seems he didn't understand the dig at him in that Fanta billboard.

It (or another deleted tweet) was allegedly location stamped as Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

Perhaps he's bought into the shilling of a VPN service by some YouTuber, though that is extremely improbable.

 

[White bubblegum]

The first couple of times maybe. The trolls had to work harder and make the ruse more elaborate each time. Good luck trying it in current year.

That's true, I hadn't considered that. Though I wonder if he'd ever stop falling for trolls at all. And as @Mason Verger points out:

This is why Chris can still be interesting: you're both right or wrong on any given day. Like so many of the arguments about Chris.

On one hand he can be leery of somebody posing as a woman trying to buy their way into his life, on the other hand he easily fell for the captains story about his magic ring and immediately folded that story into his plot. So he's harder to catfish these days but will happily take the bait on anything involving CWCville.

He's still pretty vulnerable concerning Cwcville.

chris tweeted this and deleted it less than 10 minutes later. HMMMM

He's not married to Mewtwo for nothing.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The fellah on the right has a huge cock, and something disturbing in the way of a tail.

You can see the outline of his dick through his shorts which is the worst part.

 

[DeathHeat]

I never knew Chris liked Mewtwo as a Pokémon in any sense

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Since when was Mewtwo built like the Incredible Hulk? I thought his astounding powers were purely (kick punch it's) all in the mind. Fucking furries.

Also -

I never knew Chris liked Mewtwo as a Pokémon in any sense

He had Mewtwo teach Magi-Chan all about psychic omnipotence, including farting while levitating.

 

[mertyville]

I wonder what Chris would say if somebody told him that Mewtwo was retconned to be female. He probably has seen the Genesect movie.

 

[White bubblegum]

I wonder what Chris would say if somebody told him that Mewtwo was retconned to be female. He probably has seen the Genesect movie.

Either he'd go along with it because he's a dainty lesbian ladee, or get offended and spit out a wall of text.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It (or another deleted tweet) was allegedly location stamped as Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.
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Could you elaborate? Was the post Chris made uploaded from Australia? I don't believe it. Sydney sounds like a rather large city that would be on a VPN.

 

[The Captain]

Could you elaborate? Was the post Chris made uploaded from Australia? I don't believe it. Sydney sounds like a rather large city that would be on a VPN.

Sounds like a VPN to me. I asked Chris about it and he didn't seem concerned about the location tag.

 

[chadmuska]

The tweet got reuploaded with more images:

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1051197141883019264
https://archive.is/dyRRd

If for any reason you were wondering:

yes that is a bulge

 

[Mason Verger]

Sounds like a VPN to me. I asked Chris about it and he didn't seem concerned about the location tag.

Australia comes up in christory a LOT.

I just like the idea that Australians have a disproportionate obsession with Chris, like how the French love Jerry Lewis and Germans love Leslie Neilson.