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Lipjan - 100 Cheer
Hypocrisy - 5000 Cheer (ads)
McCauley - 25k Cheer
Jake - Nothing
NewFace - Nothing
Koz - Nothing
ThirdEye (rip) - 10k Cheer

There’s really no one else that stood out to me as a true “troll cheerer” Personally, I think it’s a waste of time to troll cheer. When it is quite obvious that if you just @ darksydephil and say something, it will have the same effect. Possibly even a better effect, cause you save time from not having to watch ads, and you don’t have to buy the bloated bit prices.
Damn, those guys have actually given phil hundreds of dollars? That's a lot of money (or time if watching ads) to give someone that hates you.
How do they all keep getting their subs gifted to them? Are they all really good friends with true dsp fans who renew them every month (I think newface has a 6 month badge). Why do these true dsp fans keep gifting subs to people they know just use them as protection to get away with trolling and being negative in chat when they know phil wants his chat to be pahsitive and meme free? Why are they "friends" with people they know "harass" their favorite twitch personality? I know how stupid these questions are since it's impossible to make sense of the things people who hang out in dsp's chat do but it still seems weird to me.
 
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Hm, we're beginning to readjust the narrative back to the classic. The plug segment today opened with a reminder that this was a financially difficult year, and a reminder that Youtube ad revenue is still down. I was hoping he'd remind Youtube viewers that they still have to step up, but it's too soon for that. This was followed by yet another extended bathroom break at the end of prestream. He has become one of those people that only poops at work so they can feel like the company is paying them to do it. His manager isn't going to stand for this and all of that overtime lately.

He also banned a 'troll' in chat for asking about, as far as I can tell, when the next DSP Tries It will be. Apparently asking for what the subs were promised is now trolling. So for those of you that are insisting on wasting quarters by throwing them at the clown, that's a great sore spot because Phil has to know his position is indefensible on that one. The jimmy leg is going hard on the sofa again today as well, upgrading to the Vibrating Sausage Position.
 
Damn, those guys have actually given phil hundreds of dollars? That's a lot of money (or time if watching ads) to give someone that hates you.
How do they all keep getting their subs gifted to them? Are they all really good friends with true dsp fans who renew them every month (I think newface has a 6 month badge). Why do these true dsp fans keep gifting subs to people they know just use them as protection to get away with trolling and being negative in chat when they know phil wants his chat to be pahsitive and meme free? Why are they "friends" with people they know "harass" their favorite twitch personality? I know how stupid these questions are since it's impossible to make sense of the things people who hang out in dsp's chat do but it still seems weird to me.

Honestly, most of the time it’s random really. Mark loves gifting subs, or it’s just a random dsp fan gifting subs out. I honestly don’t know how they do it. Just luck, I guess
 
Hm, we're beginning to readjust the narrative back to the classic. The plug segment today opened with a reminder that this was a financially difficult year, and a reminder that Youtube ad revenue is still down. I was hoping he'd remind Youtube viewers that they still have to step up, but it's too soon for that. This was followed by yet another extended bathroom break at the end of prestream. He has become one of those people that only poops at work so they can feel like the company is paying them to do it. His manager isn't going to stand for this and all of that overtime lately.

He also banned a 'troll' in chat for asking about, as far as I can tell, when the next DSP Tries It will be. Apparently asking for what the subs were promised is now trolling. So for those of you that are insisting on wasting quarters by throwing them at the clown, that's a great sore spot because Phil has to know his position is indefensible on that one. The jimmy leg is going hard on the sofa again today as well, upgrading to the Vibrating Sausage Position.

Another key point for those throwing 50 cents at Dave is to ask about his Twitch payout coming up. Excellent way to detail his crying poor when ypu remind the cult Dave is gonna get several thousand dollars.
 
Honestly, most of the time it’s random really. Mark loves gifting subs, or it’s just a random dsp fan gifting subs out. I honestly don’t know how they do it. Just luck, I guess
That is lucky, they all get to be fence riding attention whores without spending their own money (except mark... that guy is beyond an attention whore). And not having to admit their they're friends with true dsp fans, very... very "lucky".
 
Phil's approach to wrestling is interesting. In a 4-way match, the first thing he did was run to get a weapon. It didn't work so hot, and he spent about half the match running around ambushing guys while they were fighting someone else. The other wrestlers beat each other up, Phil snipes one and pins him, wins the match and gloats. Accurate reflection of Phil's irl tactics.

Now we're getting vivid descriptions of him annhiliating a guy's head.
"I could just completely destroy his head!"
"I just opened his head up! Look how disgusting he looks! Covered in blood!"
This is all well adjusted, mature commentary. Are you imagining that it's a detractor and you've go the ol'hand axe Dave?

As a side note, this falls in line with Phil's ongoing... I don't know what you call it... obsession with visceral descriptions of the body. When he's hungry, we get descriptions of his saliva, when he is stuffed up, we get vivid descriptions of the mucous clogging his sinuses. If it was was because of pollen, we get an analysis of the pollen penetrating his body. If his throat is bugging him, we get medical descriptions of the swelling. Even when he is talking about shit we've got descriptions of dingleberries and turds dangling and fart noises. This weird preoccupation with the physical, especially the grotesque has always been one of the biggest red flags for me that Phil could be on the spectrum. Most people can grasp that these descriptions are not necessary and are off putting, but Phil seems to revel in them.

No matter how you try to justify giving him troll tips or cheers, it's still incredibly dumb.
I think most of us preface any comment about throwing money at Phil as it being a waste. But some people clearly like doing it, so if they're going to, they might as well take some advice about what to say instead of repeating "Is Kat liking the Jim?" for the 50th time.
 
I thought he was hyped for COD? but now he's shitting on it. Maybe he expected more donations. It wasn't always like this but I feel like DSP is terrible at figuring out what people want to watch. He's always playing boring games. For example, he's skipping SC6 like wut?
 
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I thought he was hyped for COD? but now he's shitting on it. Maybe he expected more donations. It wasn't always like this but I feel like DSP is terrible at figuring out what people want to watch. He's always playing boring games. For example, he's skipping SC6 like wut?

I think so far he has specifically focused his shitting on CoD to the multiplayer. He feels that it is not 'competitively viable' (again, this meme, I don't know why he thinks that is a credible assessment coming from him) because it doesn't focus exclusively on the shooting. Basically, he sucks at it. However, he is not shitting on the Blackout Mode, which is his new 'interaction' pay pony. He just wants people to stop asking him to play the other parts of the game because they didn't get the memo that we're he's here for the PUBG clone that he has a chance to win.
 
I mean sure COD was a big deal before and would have been profitable, but now it's FORTNITE ruling the game for kids. Why watch stale ass COD with stale ass Phil when you can watch Fortnite with a less cringy streamer?
 
Please tell me he's joking?
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Hmmm, let's see. A Twitter post at nearly 2 AM (Phil's time). Check. Fake positivity. Check. After a stream where he got exactly $0 in tips (and $3 for the day in tips, although subs and cheers were pretty good). Check. Yeah, we have ourselves a good old fashioned drunk pity tweet.

I thought he was hyped for COD? but now he's shitting on it. Maybe he expected more donations. It wasn't always like this but I feel like DSP is terrible at figuring out what people want to watch. He's always playing boring games. For example, he's skipping SC6 like wut?

He hates the multiplayer team-based stuff for the simple fact, as stated, that he sucks donkey dick at it. His reaction is slow and he can't keep up with the more frenetic pace. By contrast, he fucking loves Blackout, because he does his PUBG hide-until-you-can't tactic and is reliably making it into like top 20 or top 10 a lot. He routinely does so without even smelling a kill. Add in that he got one win (and subsequently got a $100 tip and $50 cheer), and Blackout is his new favorite "interactive" game.
 
Just accept that some morons are going to give Phil pocket change.

Bitching here will never solve it, just learn not to care.

Anyways, how long before he drops Blackout? Its amusing how much he rants about cods low skill ceiling but helpfully ignores thats why he can do well in blackout.
 
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Let's not forget Phil is streaming now.....

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He could not react in time and got signature-moved and lost the match

"fuck this game, it's cheating, ya, it is! It gives him a move out of nowhere that he shouldnt have, and I couldnt get out of any of his BOOLSHEET and he reversal me everytime, Fuck this game man, the game is terrible!"

"Whoever streamer said this game is good is a liar and paid by the devs, coz this game is a cocksucker! BTW guys it's pretty SLOW today,

PLEASE INTERACT MORE so that i can update the leader board (pointing upward)"

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He’s such a coward. He banned me for literally just asking what was up for DSP tries it. Watched him lean over and permaban me just for asking about it.

If you read this thread Phil, I hope I poisoned some minds today by pointing out that there is literally no incentive to sub since you just blow off sub goals anyway.
 
Just accept that some morons are going to give Phil pocket change.

Bitching here will never solve it, just learn not to care.

Anyways, how long before he drops Blackout? Its amusing how much he rants about cods low skill ceiling but helpfully ignores thats why he can do well in blackout.

I give it about six months maximum or until something better comes along in Phil's eyes
 
So we've basically got another Super Mario Sunshine happening, except this time, Phil's trying to keep everyone that is aware of the DSP Tries It quiet, instead of talking about it himself. Just keep the sheep in the dark, they'll not notice.

Seems like he got really assmad over getting pestered about Sunshine, tbh.
 
He just won a match and proclaimed that he 'abused game mechanics' to win, by forcing the opponent to keep reversing one attack so that he could do nothing else.
He seems to think this is a loophole he can reuse anytime he has a weapon, so we'll see if Phil tries it again and is willing to ride it into the ground at the expense of any entertainment for his stream, or if he'll make a genuine attempt. Haha, just kidding, we don't need to wait to see the answer to that. If the AI ends up finding a way to not get cheesed by that, he'll complain that the counter is bullshit.

Also, there have been about 8 goat laughs in the last 3 minutes. Jesus Phil, get a handle on that. Please. It genuinely sounds like a stupid bully/goon from a cartoon in the 80's.

EDIT: Does anyone know anything about the difficulty in this game? None of this appears to be much of a challenge.
 
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