Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[NSA]

The crazy part is, that flyer is only 5 feet off the ground.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

I think the real Sargon of Akkad would have beheaded Carl for daring to impersonate him or use his name in any way without his permission.

As far as his attitude regarding Jim and the furry debacle. It wasn't about Jim destroying a community full of furries so much as it was about JIm exposing and destroying a community of absolute sick fucks who deserve every bad thing they have happen to them. And this is who he decided to defend in his haste to insult Jim anyway he can? Un-fucking-believable.

And as for GooberGrape 2.0, I beginning to be 99.999% sure that if by some cruel twist of fate Sargin actually did get an interview with Trump this is what he would waste not only just his own but every person that is a citizen of the U.S.' time with. Like he could ask him about literally anything ( idk Tax policy, the war in Syria, policy in general, etc.) and THAT'S what he considers to be the most pressing issue to bring to who is known in some circles arguably as the most powerful person on earth? A fucking "movement" that started around FOUR FUCKING YEARS ago because some fat fucking dangerhaired landwhale couldn't keep her legs shut, lasted all for 5 minutes in the minds of the public, and became an internet war of 2 groups of speds trying to out-sped each other. One "movement" that involved a whole galaxy of personalities which included a guy who thinks he's an Akkadian emperor, and a kid who thought he was an ex-marine who wielded a kitchen knife with the words "Semper Fi" written in magic marker.

I love life sometimes.

 

[Ask Jeeves]

Good call, just making sure I don't shit up the thread when I post god-tier edgy stuff like this:
...

Every time I see these skeptics/GGers faces for the first time I imagine someone in their early 20's or possibly in college angry at the world, but every time I'm wrong and it turns out to be yet another balding man in their mid 30's who got angry their video-games was been taken away. At least the shortfat part was as advertised.

 

[Miller]

does SycophanticFaggotOtaku have his own thread here?

No. That would make him an eceleb (something he desperately wants to be).

 

[Iron Father]

He will actually jump for joy if he ever gets a fucking thread here hahahaha.

Don't fully embed 1000px high images then you madman.

lmao my bad, still getting used to this place. Fixed.

 

[Miller]

And as for GooberGrape 2.0, I beginning to be 99.999% sure that if by some cruel twist of fate Sargin actually did get an interview with Trump this is what he would waste not only just his own but every person that is a citizen of the U.S.' time with. Like he could ask him about literally anything ( idk Tax policy, the war in Syria, policy in general, etc.) and THAT'S what he considers to be the most pressing issue to bring to who is known in some circles arguably as the most powerful person on earth? A fucking "movement" that started around FOUR FUCKING YEARS ago because some fat fucking dangerhaired landwhale couldn't keep her legs shut, lasted all for 5 minutes in the minds of the public, and became an internet war of 2 groups of speds trying to out-sped each other. One "movement" that involved a whole galaxy of personalities which included a guy who thinks he's an Akkadian emperor, and a kid who thought he was an ex-marine who wielded a kitchen knife with the words "Semper Fi" written in magic marker.

You raise some good points. To me, Sargon looks more and more like controlled opposition. He co-opted UKIP and helped destroy it. Trump is doing fine and now out of nowhere there's Carl of Swindon who wants the President of the United States to tweet about some random internet drama that happened 4 years ago.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Yeah, though I tend to think it's more uncontrolled drug-fueled autism, than controlled anything on Sargin's part. He's what I suppose in the Soviet Union would have been deemed a " useless idiot", dragged out to an alley behind a KGB center and a bullet planted behind his ear.

 

[Berrakh]

I don't know, but SFO is so boring & unimportant that I think we can just post things about him in Sargon's thread. He is like Sargon's mini-me.

Quartro seems like

I think the real Sargon of Akkad would have beheaded Carl for daring to impersonate him or use his name in any way without his permission.

As far as his attitude regarding Jim and the furry debacle. It wasn't about Jim destroying a community full of furries so much as it was about JIm exposing and destroying a community of absolute sick fucks who deserve every bad thing they have happen to them. And this is who he decided to defend in his haste to insult Jim anyway he can? Un-fucking-believable.

And as for GooberGrape 2.0, I beginning to be 99.999% sure that if by some cruel twist of fate Sargin actually did get an interview with Trump this is what he would waste not only just his own but every person that is a citizen of the U.S.' time with. Like he could ask him about literally anything ( idk Tax policy, the war in Syria, policy in general, etc.) and THAT'S what he considers to be the most pressing issue to bring to who is known in some circles arguably as the most powerful person on earth? A fucking "movement" that started around FOUR FUCKING YEARS ago because some fat fucking dangerhaired landwhale couldn't keep her legs shut, lasted all for 5 minutes in the minds of the public, and became an internet war of 2 groups of speds trying to out-sped each other. One "movement" that involved a whole galaxy of personalities which included a guy who thinks he's an Akkadian emperor, and a kid who thought he was an ex-marine who wielded a kitchen knife with the words "Semper Fi" written in magic marker.

I love life sometimes.

I was thinking the same thing. Jim destroys communities he isnt a part of, intentionally. Sargon ruins communities he is in unintentionally. Big difference.

 

[protomartyr]

Man, Dank's face in that first one just screams "does he ever shut up?"

The thoughtcrime prison sentence must have seemed pretty good around then.

You raise some good points. To me, Sargon looks more and more like controlled opposition. He co-opted UKIP and helped destroy it. Trump is doing fine and now out of nowhere there's Carl of Swindon who wants the President of the United States to tweet about some random internet drama that happened 4 years ago.

Crediting Carl with the death of UKIP is giving him a lot of credit, it started to go down the tubes two years ago. It's effectively a cartoon charging over a cliff at this point, just waiting to realise it's standing on empty air.

Also, feel free to hit me with those :late: but I only just saw his second mythcon debate. I didn't think I could be baffled by him anymore but good god it was atrocious. He behaved like a smug 5 year-old.

I couldn't tell what was more pathetic, Carl himself or the braying seals who packed themselves in to watch their favourite pop intellectual pwn some SJWs.

 

[Miller]

Also, feel free to hit me with those :late: but I only just saw his second mythcon debate. I didn't think I could be baffled by him anymore but good god it was atrocious. He behaved like a smug 5 year-old.

Dillahunty's story is also pretty good.

 

[Iron Father]

I was thinking the same thing. Jim destroys communities he isnt a part of, intentionally. Sargon ruins communities he is in unintentionally. Big difference.

Jim destroys communities by exposing the cretins in their midst, Sargon destroys communities by exposing his personality while in their midst.

Also, feel free to hit me with those :late: but I only just saw his second mythcon debate. I didn't think I could be baffled by him anymore but good god it was atrocious. He behaved like a smug 5 year-old.

I couldn't tell what was more pathetic, Carl himself or the braying seals who packed themselves in to watch their favourite pop intellectual pwn some SJWs.

I've actually been putting off watching it because I don't know if I can actually handle it these days. His Thomas Smith performance was so utterly bad that only Thomas Smith himself being a fucking twat made it watchable.

This is a guy that claims to be a Christopher Hitchens fan from way back and sometimes pines about how we need him and his debate skills now more than ever. Well, how about you take a few notes from Hitchens and actually debate like a competent adult instead of a fat mong untrained in the ways of talking offline.

 

[judgehate]

Sargon is just a parasite in my opinion and trys to latch onto anything for his ego /money /relevance its why Askjeeves didnt have much to list for the things he would prescribe for a manifesto he keeps himself vague so he can swap to what he wants to dependant on the company he is in or the way the winds blowing on a particular day .
He really doesnt have many views of his own that he actually beleves in (no backbone) apart from Sargonism, the problem with this is when he attaches to somthing he tends to strangle it by trying co-opt it to his own benefit.

you can tell alot from his video with Paul J Watson about the EGO he has in the first 5 mins of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCPudNJWOgw

 

[Zaryiu]

Sargon defended the furies because it's a group of degenerates that Jim went after just like Jim went after Sargon and the other degenerates in his group

 

[Monday Michiru]

Sargon is just a parasite in my opinion and trys to latch onto anything for his ego /money /relevance its why Askjeeves didnt have much to list for the things he would prescribe for a manifesto he keeps himself vague so he can swap to what he wants to dependant on the company he is in or the way the winds blowing on a particular day .
He really doesnt have many views of his own that he actually beleves in (no backbone) apart from Sargonism, the problem with this is when he attaches to somthing he tends to strangle it by trying co-opt it to his own benefit.

you can tell alot from his video with Paul J Watson about the EGO he has in the first 5 mins of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCPudNJWOgw

So, leftists get mad that nobody likes them while the right wing gets to be edgy and funny. Right? They then say edgy things out of spite, but the jokes never land. It's always forced, terrible stuff about killing cops or whatever with no real punchline.

That's Sargon. All his bizarre statements and actions like spamming interracial gay porn on Twitter, like the Kekistan everything, like taking a massive detour during the Anglin debate to big ups Adolf Hitler, like the white niggers rant, like insinuating Metokur is a boy raper (!) and continuing with that theme for a month despite being BTFO immediately. "It's absurd," he thinks, "it's heinous, so that's why it's funny!"

Sargon does not understand memes, nor actually even enjoy memes. His lack of dexterity and perennial outsider's degree of understanding have been shown numerous times. Sargon is a meme technocrat. And not even a good one. His credulous treatment of "meme magic" is a clue to the true scale of his grand delusions.

Spoiler

After Sargon's #Killstream appearance I sat and wondered whether he is more or less delusional than DSP. Tough talker DSP, I have come to reason, is a little bitch who knows his place deep deep down. DSP would have chickened out of that "groomer" exposed stream, knowing his bomb was a dud. While Sargon is actually peeling away from reality.

 

[oddish]

Might have to sub after this Roast of Akkad incident.

Edit: btw does SycophanticFaggotOtaku have his own thread here?

I don't know, but SFO is so boring & unimportant that I think we can just post things about him in Sargon's thread. He is like Sargon's mini-me.

No. That would make him an eceleb (something he desperately wants).

Let me go ahead and say what little there is to say about this guy-

His fight with Jim was such a hilarious disaster. You guys never watched his shitty streams, but I did, and every week, out of nowhere, he would mention Jim and start ranting about him for no reason, complaining over and over about his "Win condition" in arguments being that he doesn't care about anything. Then he got mad at /cow/ for making fun of him, so went there to try and troll them and got his whole family doxed within minutes. It was pathetic.

It seems he was mad at Metokur because daddy Sargon was mad at him, so he decided to sabotage IBS as a way to get back at Jim for making fun of Carl by trying to ruin something he enjoys. He mostly succeeded in annoying Andy and JF a couple of times, which was pretty funny. Then, when that didn't work, he made his Jim stream (which he hyped up for months). It ended up being shit. He claimed to have Jim's dox and flaunted a folder of them on the screen but wouldn't show them, he claimed he had old videos of Jim talking about atheism and being legitimately angry and totally not a troll like every other video he's made, but also wouldn't show them, and his big bombshell was a retarded furry that Jim hasn't talked to in half a decade who told them Jim was older than some of the people on METOKUR and divulged a story about a failed attempt by him to troll the other users of METOKUR, which he tries to paint as super embarrassing when it really isn't.

Then, for several days, he flip-flopped between agreeing and refusing to go on the Killstream, making up excuses, feigning outrage and accepting the invitation only to retract it. Eventually he did go on and did exactly what Jim said he would do to him if they talked - respond to everything with "Okay" because none of the criticisms SFO had for him (his videos are shit/he doesn't care about anything) were something he denied or cared about. That was the closest thing he got to a win, only to undo it hours later by sperging out on twitter when people told him he made himself look like an ass.

Scrump also got involved in this in a sad way, mockingly tweeting at Jim that he's an edgelord who's going to be lonely because he refuses to make internet friend (I'm sure Jim weeps in agony as Jade suck his dick when he thinks about his lack of e-friends), which was hilarious to me, because I watched Scrump that same week leaking DMs he got from some furry he used to be friends with because he told him he doesn't want to be friends anymore, only to then delete them and apologize while admitting he's petty and vindictive and will do this to anyone he perceives as hurting him, so being his e-friend sounds like a great idea. (His tranny GF is nice tho)

The sad part about SFO is his desperation to be an E-celeb. He's been at this for nearly a decade I think, once writing reviews for Reviewtopia. He apparently has 2 degrees (according to him), but chooses to work a part time job so he can focus on chasing his dream to make youtube videos for a living. I think recently he even quit working entirely and is trying to do this shit full time, which is why he also posted A FIFTEEN MINUTE VIDEO LISTING ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN GIVE HIM MONEY (there were like a dozen).
The problem is - he sucks at it! No one likes him, his videos are boring, no one watches his content, and he doesn't even know what good content is. Even Scrump knows it. You can almost hear him groaning in the background in some of the older streams when SFO starts talking about doing youtube full time. I even remember that, back before Scrump had to quit twitter, he went on a long rant once, talking about how stupid it is to try to make YT a career. And I remember reading it and thinking: "He's obviously talking about SFO".

Here's a story - Just as the #ChangeTheChannel controversy was going on, I got my hands on a copy of a part of the document that was deleted from someone here. I tweeted about it and Scrump DM'd me to ask me for it. I gave it to him and told him I won't make a video about it to not steal their thunder, because they had more subs than me and I'd rather more people see it, even if I'm missing out on an opportunity for me to have some fun. They ended up never doing it and I made the video long after everyone stopped caring when I realized they wouldn't. Instead, they spent that week's stream agreeing with each other over and over, for 40 minutes, that it's bad that Count Dankula got convicted.

The only good video SFO ever made were the Indiefiesable videos, which were mostly made by Camera Lady.
Some people claim he actually WAS Camera Lady, and I'm not sure which version is worse:
1. His only good videos he's ever put on his channel were made by someone else and he just acted as a glorified narrator.
2. He DID make those videos, but he did them while pretending to be a fat, mute, autistic lesbian that constantly and creepily flirted with chicks on twitter (what do you want to bet that if it turns out it was him, it'll also turn out he was doing it to try to get nudes?)

I think this best part of SFO's Jim stream was when that furry he invited to talk about Jim tells him that Habermann was jealous of Jim because he really wanted to become E-famous and would put a lot of effort into his videos that no one cared about, and Jim would effortlessly outdo him with videos he didn't give a fuck about that he made without even trying. And you can almost hear the lightbulb of self awareness turn on in SFO's head as he hears what is a perfect description of himself.

 

[PREACHERGOKU]

This fat moron thinks he's so slick. Does he not realise people can see through his bullshit, he just wants to bring goobergate back so he be relevent again. Zidane called it.

Regarding SFO, is there any proof of him pretending to be a mute autistic female bodybuilder or is it just speculation?

 

[JustStopDude]

If Sargon had different accent, he would have zero audience.

For some reason, with the right accent, many people are charged and do not notice the stupid shit a person is saying.

I love how Carl will make an argument which consists solely of asking oponent if he has read a specific philosopher. He never actual mentions the point of this. Never does he quote. It is lazy name drop. I am surprised Carl has internet career as long as he has because it is so fucking lazy.

He never has cognitive arguement for anything.

 

[PREACHERGOKU]

If Sargon had different accent, he would have zero audience.

For some reason, with the right accent, many people are charged and do not notice the stupid shit a person is saying.

I love how Carl will make an argument which consists solely of asking oponent if he has read a specific philosopher. He never actual mentions the point of this. Never does he quote. It is lazy name drop. I am surprised Carl has internet career as long as he has because it is so fucking lazy.

He never has cognitive arguement for anything.

I'm still waiting on someone to do his videos verbatim in a southern accent.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm still waiting on someone to do his videos verbatim in a southern accent.

I'm amazed Ralph hasn't already done one. They've said similar thngs on stream, and, well, Ralph's a Southerner whose accent gets pretty hickish when he's yelling.

 

[Bob Barker]

If Sargon had different accent, he would have zero audience.

For some reason, with the right accent, many people are charged and do not notice the stupid shit a person is saying.

I love how Carl will make an argument which consists solely of asking oponent if he has read a specific philosopher. He never actual mentions the point of this. Never does he quote. It is lazy name drop. I am surprised Carl has internet career as long as he has because it is so fucking lazy.

He never has cognitive arguement for anything.

I've actually read Locke and the premise of his entire argument is based in Christian theology, so while an atheist like sargon can like Locke's conclusions, they can't in good faith cite his arguments as proof of the conclusion because they don't believe in his premise.