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Sparkletor said:
I figured it out.

Since Dave has a full and lush beard that only appears patchy because of his camera he must have a super spooky Halloween setup that only appears lame because of the camera.
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They do say the camera adds 5 pounds... or 30, and a receding hairline, and an obvious bald spot, and uncontrollable belching, and post nasal drip, and autistic rocking, and gay video game tshirts, and a repulsive personality, and constant goat laughs, and a complete lack of talent and skill.
 
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To be honest, the whole set-up is sort of creepy in an unintentional way. A fat, balding guy sat in a tiny room with kid's Halloween and Christmas lights with a stuffed cat and a skeleton as stand-ins for human interaction for hours at a time, talking to no one and never leaving the house. You could make a decent movie out of that.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
To be honest, the whole set-up is sort of creepy in an unintentional way. A fat, balding guy sat in a tiny room with kid's Halloween and Christmas lights with a stuffed cat and a skeleton as stand-ins for human interaction for hours at a time, talking to no one and never leaving the house. You could make a decent movie out of that.
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Which has a lot to do with him being him, some stuff he does would be perfectly fine if not for the fact it's Phil who does it. Because we can already read why he does it (or at least have very good assumptions) and what his life has become. He puts out desperation-utilities and his life can't even be glued back to a whole.

I've red a comment from a white knight a few days back who defended Phil in the following style (add the voice of a whiny exceptionalist):
"You only focus on Phil because you hate him, when another public streamer/Youtuber does the very same you say nothing". I won't argue against a strawman so I'll restrain myself from dismantling arguments like this, therefore I will just continue with the previous thought-process.

Phil's without a doubt a notorious liar, can't keep up a positive friendly attitude, is "naturally jealous" of every single person who has more than him, bans people without a second thought and pisses on everyone's leg when he can't control his depression anger and his whole world resolves around money.

So, who wants to celebrate with a manipulative insincere asshole? Of course people start to flip the finger when especially Phil tries something positive.
 
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Honestly, the basic fact that he couldn't figure out how to use rations in MGS, even after he button-mashed he still somehow missed L1, is enough for me to know he should delete his channels and sunset himself. Worthless and anybody who gives him money should be endlessly mocked until they stop.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Honestly, the basic fact that he couldn't figure out how to use rations in MGS, even after he button-mashed he still somehow missed L1, is enough for me to know he should delete his channels and sunset himself. Worthless and anybody who gives him money should be endlessly mocked until they stop.
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He was unable to figure out on his own how to crouch in fortnite until someone in the chat told him. I think it was one of the shoulder buttons.
 
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Fucking wow
 
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xenomorph said:
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Double fucking wow.

And you can kinda finesse a reason for the Christmas lights being part of the Halloween decoration. Only if you're a dirty detractor, though.

Green lights for the sickness induced by looking at the pig.
Red lights for the anger people feel toward things (trolls with :autism: donating, scummy acts committed by Dave, etc).
Blue lights, to symbolise the blind trust and loyalty his fans have for Dave.

Horrifying symbolism you only see in a Silent Hill-tier production.
 
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Each day this plastic fool can somehow do something more mind bendingly stupid than the day before

It is like his super power

Those"decorations" are pathetic...but he will go "above and beyond" for his patreons!!

Hang out on stream, have fun and *interact* if you want him to be able to keep doing this as a job guys! Tip now (snort)
 
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johnny5150 said:
Could he being trying to get Kat to dresses up for his "spooky"stream?View attachment 567568
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If it's not a fog-machine I dunno what's so difficult to" get to work". But that being said, he doesn't even know the concept of "going to work".
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I do like the ahnest comments.
But do they get banned banned banned?

Cistern Rumbler said:
Honestly, the basic fact that he couldn't figure out how to use rations in MGS, even after he button-mashed he still somehow missed L1, is enough for me to know he should delete his channels and sunset himself. Worthless and anybody who gives him money should be endlessly mocked until they stop.
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The MGS playthrough (or rather the TIHYDP) will always be the monument of his inability to play videogames. I've never seen anyone playing this game series as shockingly dumb as he. Literally every approach was wrong, every helpful information skipped or mocked. Being a younger gamer (still like 30 years old?) has nothing to do with this inability, especially when he claims he is a lifelong gamer.
I guess my favorites are:
  • Hide an ass long time until the alarm is gone (and then re-alert them)
  • Can't find the L1 button and rations
  • Fails to understand how many items work (f.e. put on the silencer) because he won't read the instructions right in front of his face
  • Racism throughout the entire series
  • Kojima isafakn cahksucker
LyteSydeByll said:
Why does he bother trying to fulfill this sub goal, when he's banning people who ask about the DSP tries it he still owes them? Doesn't he owe them two by now?
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Either he forgot this subgoal and assumes everyone who asks is a troll, or he wants people to forget about DSP Tries It. My guess is the second as he normally yells at people for bringing up trollish detractor comments. This would go like "Whaht DSP trais it, I never ahnahnced that. Ack ack ack, when was this evah a goal? Ah mah gahd, seriously, get gouta here".
Fans should start to question him. I wonder how this will end. Probably with everyone banned who paid on patreon.
 
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Know what would be a fun way to salvage the "Halloween tree"? Pretend that it "died" and then have it start "sprouting" evil vines and barbed wire, and have pentagrams and scorch marks "appear" under the pot. It's absolutely possible to have some silly low-effort fun with this, even with gout.
 
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