Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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his stock response is to chuckle, of course.
 
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Battler said:
Sargon chuckling at people laughing at him for his gamergate 2.0 idea and compares gamergate to #metoo and black lives matter in statistics. Ends the video saying he doesn't want to restart gamergate, but #Gamergate 2.0 is the first part of the title
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God, what a master of social manipulation! I would've sworn that him spending an hour looking like a complete fucking 'tard was ACTUALLY him being reetarded! Boy, I'm not gonna make that mistake again.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
God, what a master of social manipulation! I would've sworn that him spending an hour looking like a complete fucking 'tard was ACTUALLY him being reetarded! Boy, I'm not gonna make that mistake again.
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How pissed must he be that Jim avoided talking about GG2 as much as possible and mostly focused on Sargonisms, which people will now be counting via superchat every time he streams on any channel?
 
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As stupid as Sargon is acting now, does that make the SJWs and liberals he mocked for years feel terrible that THIS was the guy that gave them so much trouble?

I mean does Thomas Smith see what Sargon is up to these days and go "How did this guy make a fool out of me at Mythcon?"
 
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Even The Borg didn't assimilate and destroy things as effectively as Carl does with memes.
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We are the Borg. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
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"We are the Liberalists. Relevance, as you know it, is over. We will add your cultural and memelogical distinctiveness to our own. Memeing at us is futile."
Cube explodes in chuckling
 
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On Jim's stream he started a list of "Sargonisms" So I wrote up the list and added a few more potential ones below:

Sargoonisms:

1. Sargon will always be intentionally late showing up to your live stream.

2. Sargon will always leave a live stream early because he is “very busy” or “very tired”

3. Sargon will explain his ideas in very vague terms and prompt you to fill in the blanks. When you don’t, he will act disappointed in you for being a brainlet.

4. Smug chuckles, a.k.a. “smuckles”.

5. If you repeat one of his dumb talking points back to him, he will claim you misunderstood, then refuse to explain how you are wrong.

6. When Sargon scores an interview with someone important, it makes him feel big-brained. His dopamine & soy levels are fully recharged.

7. If you don’t care about Sargon’s dumb ideas, his dopamine levels go back down. Laughing at Sargon causes his soy levels to drop & he goes back into hibernation.

--Some more OC (TM) below: (I expect royalties if Jim uses any of these)

8. Sargon will do a live-stream with his cappos immediately after leaving.

9. Sargon references a famous philosopher but never directly quotes that philosopher or explains why he brought them up or what his point was. Have you read Locke?

10. Vee appears “voluntarily” to reinforce the Don’s talking points or deliver messages.

11. Sargon attempts to draw some parallel to SJWs or feminists. (horse-shoe)

12. Sargon wears his one good shirt: the black button-up one. Very professional appearance.

13. Sargon kills a good meme by being a try-hard normalfag

14. Sargon pretends that he is black.
 
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Any highlights from the Carl/Vee stream? I tried, but Carl is so fucking boring when he's acting like an intellectual and more than counteracts the entertainment value of Vee's accent, high pitched voice and slightly broken english
 
NSA said:
On Jim's stream he started a list of "Sargonisms" So I wrote up the list and added a few more potential ones below:

Sargoonisms:

1. Sargon will always be intentionally late showing up to your live stream.

2. Sargon will always leave a live stream early because he is “very busy” or “very tired”

3. Sargon will explain his ideas in very vague terms and prompt you to fill in the blanks. When you don’t, he will act disappointed in you for being a brainlet.

4. Smug chuckles, a.k.a. “smuckles”.

5. If you repeat one of his dumb talking points back to him, he will claim you misunderstood, then refuse to explain how you are wrong.

6. When Sargon scores an interview with someone important, it makes him feel big-brained. His dopamine & soy levels are fully recharged.

7. If you don’t care about Sargon’s dumb ideas, his dopamine levels go back down. Laughing at Sargon causes his soy levels to drop & he goes back into hibernation.

--Some more OC (TM) below: (I expect royalties if Jim uses any of these)

8. Sargon will do a live-stream with his cappos immediately after leaving.

9. Sargon references a famous philosopher but never directly quotes that philosopher or explains why he brought them up or what his point was. Have you read Locke?

10. Vee appears “voluntarily” to reinforce the Don’s talking points or deliver messages.

11. Sargon attempts to draw some parallel to SJWs or feminists. (horse-shoe)

12. Sargon wears his one good shirt: the black button-up one. Very professional appearance.

13. Sargon kills a good meme by being a try-hard normalfag

14. Sargon pretends that he is black.
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*15. Anytime someone fails to understand Sargon's Machiavellian machinations he will comment about failing to see the bigger picture / failing to look to the future.
 
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How is it that Carl can recognize that getting Trump to tweet #1488 is a dumb idea not worth pursuing, but can't stop trying to force Trump tweeting #gamergate?
 
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Sargoon is on Andy "race" Warski's stream right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpI2uP0EEgw
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For the first time ever, Andy is the smartest guy in the room.

How the fuck does Sargon not see how intensely fucking autistic this "get Trump to tweet Gamergate!!" shit is? I thought he'd move on after a day or two, as soon as he sobered up.

It's like the rationalist skeptic liberalismistism version of "Bernie can still win, guyz!!!"

LMAOOOoo GG2.0 will cause an "International firestorm" and "the Death of Social Media"?!? jfc...
 
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