حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

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Connor Bible used to PM me all the time to talk about his goings on, and if I didn’t immediately respond he’d get offended. It was really strange because we’d be talking about his book or movies he’d seen or how he was doing great in school and then “wow if you weren’t interested you could have said something!”. Dude, I was in a meeting, simmer down.

Maybe it’s something to do with Connors? Personally I think we should hook Connor Bible and Harriet Connor up so they can have beatitiful tard babies and be aggressively needy with each other. They can compare fungi and poke each other’s belly buttons.

People getting triggered over some arbitrary response expectation through the internet seems to be a very common trait among lolcow type personalities.

If there was a lexicon on general Lolcow traits, this should be included as such.

 

[KE 521]

Holy shit, this thread is on white hot fire. It has to be getting advertised some place. Since it went live at 11:00PM EST (it was in TTS for a few days before it was eventually approved), it has almost 96,000 views.

This is already the 169th most viewed thread in lolcow!

Lolcow for the ages

 

[Meowthkip]

This is insane to me. How common are Lagoona types around here? I'd be more inclined to start outing these users. That's just a bunch of poorly-executed emotional blackmail, which makes it impossible to retain any kind of sympathy.

Very common.

I've had multiple users on the site try and cozy up to me and they ended up Halal'd. If you're seen as a "nice" mod, I guess this sort of thing just happens.

You know you fucked up when other people who have been halal'd are laughing at you and said you had it coming...
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Woody was one of those users.

No lost love there.

Fan of dishwasher tablets as snacks
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Big oof.

Why would you admit that?

Also, does the girl she's thrown under the bus about the Jonathan Tronathan smut poem know about what she's doing? I'm kind of interested to hear her side of the story.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Has anyone posted tits yet? They have to exist.

 

[Black Waltz]

Has anyone posted tits yet? They have to exist.

They probably do, but I don't want to see them.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It's been fascinating seeing people get into this thread, mildly open-minded and prepared to defend her, and then finish it absolutely repulsed. I feel like I'm watching a potential horrorcow in the making.

For a fleeting moment I considered messaging her to try and give her advice on how to handle the wave of shit that's getting thrown her way, but thought better of it once I saw how long she'd been on the site. If she really had the capacity to listen and better herself, she would've done it years ago. I'm not even saying she needs to stop being a gross weirdo on the internet, I just want her to stop acting like such an entitled little shit.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Has anyone posted tits yet? They have to exist.

posted earlier in the thread

Spoiler: enjoy fapping you sick fuck

 

[American Chad]

People getting triggered over some arbitrary response expectation through the internet seems to be a very common trait among lolcow type personalities.

If there was a lexicon on general Lolcow traits, this should be included as such.

That could apply to IRL cows, too. Someone I know got hardcore sperged at because she didn't respond to the second volley of "hey, you don't have a problem with me, right" messages in a timely fashion.

For a fleeting moment I considered messaging her to try and give her advice on how to handle the wave of shit that's getting thrown her way, but thought better of it once I saw how long she'd been on the site. If she really had the capacity to listen and better herself, she would've done it years ago. I'm not even saying she needs to stop being a gross weirdo on the internet, I just want her to stop acting like such an entitled little shit.

Just look at @LagoonaBlue 's profile comments. It would be pointless to try to help at this point... or at any other, I reckon.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

since she likes jontron, does she like josh too? i wonder
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Josh deserves better.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Holy shit, this thread is on white hot fire. It has to be getting advertised some place. Since it went live at 11:00PM EST (it was in TTS for a few days before it was eventually approved), it has almost 96,000 views.

This is already the 169th most viewed thread in lolcow!

It deserves it. Every single day brings a new info dump.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

That could apply to IRL cows, too. Someone I know got hardcore sperged at because she didn't respond to the second volley of "hey, you don't have a problem with me, right" messages in a timely fashion.



Just look at @LagoonaBlue 's profile comments. It would be pointless to try to help at this point... or at any other, I reckon.

At this point I don't care if she gets help not. She's not going to suddenly stop being cringeworthy after getting outted. I'm more concerned with her decorum when engaging people here. She derails threads, she harrasses the staff and whines when no one wants to pay attention to her. If she were a gross perverted weirdo who managed to stay on her best behavior at all times, this thread wouldn't be as long as is.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

posted earlier in the thread

Spoiler: enjoy fapping you sick fuck

You're an absolute legend, mate.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm getting serious Connor vibes from the "abusive parents" stories. For those not aquainted with the Connor thread, he used to tell all these stories about his psychotic parents and how they would get drunk and scream at him in the middle of Applebees (or something) and how his dad tried to chop his penis off with a pool toy? It sounded nuts but then he'd post something that said the exact opposite, that his parents were fine and that they never hurt him.
Come to think of it, JonTron is her Molly Ringwald and that "boob infection" is like Connor's ubiquitous crotch fungus.

Personally I think we should hook Connor Bible and Harriet Connor up so they can have beatitiful tard babies and be aggressively needy with each other. They can compare fungi and poke each other’s belly buttons.

You guys both need to stop reading my mind, holy shit.
The difference between the two is I like Connor & actually miss that little shit. Harriet just makes me kind of sad & uncomfortable. She reminds me a lot of Pixy, actually.

Hey @yawning sneasel &/or @Smutley, any chance we can get Harriet unthreadbanned or nah?

What is with the constant need to "apologize"? Apologize for what? Being a sperg on the internet? No ones upset by it, and it's not gonna get the thread taken down.

I think she's of the childish/autistic mindset that if she just says the magic words, all will be forgiven. It's very Chris-like.

 

[Russtard]

I think she's of the childish/autistic mindset that if she just says the magic words, all will be forgiven. It's very Chris-like.

The aggressively begging for the chance to apologize for nothing to someone who clearly does not want or need it is a very selfish move that I've noticed in a few cows along with autismos with failed relationships who say they want "closure" but really want an excuse to fuck around in someone else's life again.

For someone who takes great pride in supposedly being "better" than Chris-chan, this chick sure does seem to mirror a lot of his worst traits.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Hey @yawning sneasel &/or @Smutley, any chance we can get Harriet unthreadbanned or nah?

I think the thread has passed its apex. Who cares if she comes in and spergs at this point? All these halal threads end up as corral threads in the end after the initial discovery anyways.

 

[Staffy]

So much for halal thread, most of the things you see here are pretty much haram.

Harriet is so ugly. Greasy hair, flabby tits, fat, and manface/pizzaface, combined with the sexual deviancy it creates the perfect ingredient for a haram content. Chris actually beat her there, I don't see Chris having pimples or boils in his videos and pictures, and he's a troon so he has an excuse, sorta. What's her excuse?

 

[GS 281]

Hey @yawning sneasel &/or @Smutley, any chance we can get Harriet unthreadbanned or nah?

Theres really no point, it will be her saying "sorry" and that we are "ableist".

 

[AnOminous]

Just look at @LagoonaBlue 's profile comments. It would be pointless to try to help at this point... or at any other, I reckon.

Anyone white knighting on that profile at this point is bucking for halal themselves.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

IMO you shouldn’t be able to get threadbanned from your own thread, it’s like getting kicked out of your own birthday party.

 

[CWCissey]

IMO you shouldn’t be able to get threadbanned from your own thread, it’s like getting kicked out of your own birthday party.

Considering Goons freaked out because she lost at Pass The Parcel I think she doesn't deserve cake.