Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[repentance]

Has he ever given a reason for why he doesn't drive, actually? Even back in the Googleshng days he always had to bum rides off of people to go anywhere.

Not really. He's claimed to have "mobility problems" due to "untreated Lyme disease", but the arthritis caused by Lyme disease is treatable so take that with a grain of salt. The real reason for Jake not doing things usually boils down to him not wanting to.

 

[Ruin]

Not really. He's claimed to have "mobility problems" due to "untreated Lyme disease", but the arthritis caused by Lyme disease is treatable so take that with a grain of salt. The real reason for Jake not doing things usually boils down to him not wanting to.

He's really fucking fat so I believe the mobility part. That doesn't explain why he can't work at a call center or something though.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I suspect that anyone who spent more than 5 minutes in the same room as Jake would conclude that he's unemployable.

i dunno fam you ever see the people that work at Walmart after like 1AM?

 

[AnOminous]

Not really. He's claimed to have "mobility problems" due to "untreated Lyme disease", but the arthritis caused by Lyme disease is treatable so take that with a grain of salt. The real reason for Jake not doing things usually boils down to him not wanting to.

That is some absolutely made-up bullshit.

 

[heathercho]

Probably that he can't drive so he can't get a job. He does stick to that insistently enough that he even gets "medi-cabs" to go to his therapy sessions.
Has he ever given a reason for why he doesn't drive, actually? Even back in the Googleshng days he always had to bum rides off of people to go anywhere.

I would guess not being able to "afford" to get a driver's licence let alone a car would also be one reason. Also having to be responsible for your actions like you have to with driving, it's Jake's cup of tea.

 

[flipper]

Also having to be responsible for your actions like you have to with driving, it's [not] Jake's cup of tea.

This seems like the most compelling explanation. Having a car and driving is *work*. Can you imagine Jake making sure to keep his insurance and registration up to date, changing his oil regularly, and getting his car inspected? Can you imagine him taking the time to resolve things if he got into an accident?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

"astoundingly pathetic"
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@repentance "I still haven't slept through the night thanks to the... let's call it "aggressive defense" of Riot directed my way (death threats, pressure on friends to denounce me, etc.)" http://archive.li/u0Ve2
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Jake mansplains about something that is an ocean away from him and he himself has no experience nor involvement in, and still uses our/we/us/etc. all over. http://archive.fo/uGqHA

Replace "men/women? with troons and "paralyzing venom" with alcohol/drugs, and that is exactly what Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey does, raping like 6+ trannies that way. "supposed to be using our scary powers of deception to lure unsuspecting men/women to our lairs and inject them with our paralyzing venom before having our way with them"

"something like 0.3% of the population, a hugely popular fetish for people, and far more likely than most to be bi or asexual"
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His "basic existence" is an unemployed neckbeard with gross fetishes that has described himself as a "parasite" and burden on his family, especially his mom.
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Philip Pullman got raked over the coals by a lot of tranny cows such as Brian Vissagio.

Graham Linehan showed up too, it was quite a hilarious thread.

 

[Haramburger]

We should actually put our heads together and make a serious TV pitch to TLC or another cable network/streaming service for a "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" like show where Jake is the star & filmed trying to make one of his games revamped & a hit at conventions with the sub-plot of going through transition/ conditioning for sexual reassignment surgery, but like the show's predecessor we're watching for the failure and egomaniacal reactions.

 

[John Wick]

He can't git gud, so he seeks to invalidate others' gitting of gud.
He can't win, so he tries to dismiss any game he loses as not worth his time.
He's beat to market in his own ideas, so he fucking gives up.
And most critical: He can't compete - so he fucking doesn't, and then lambastes anyone who can.

It applies to everything. To his home life, his hobbies, his romantic pursuits.

So basically, he failed so hard at being a man, he's going to try and become a woman and then fail at that even harder.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So basically, he failed so hard at being a man, he's going to try and become a woman and then fail at that even harder.

Yes, apart from the “trying” part.

 

[drtoboggan]

Jake doesn't know how to try anything. His only troon quality is laziness.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover. Jake got triggered by the genderqueer flag and thought it was Gamergate.




He's loving that viral troon drama thread he Googleshnged into, he keeps getting replies.





Jake is claiming he is on HRT. @repentance
"As it happens, said body has a flaw, in which chemical receivers in my brain require significant quantities of certain hormones, but my natural production of them is low."
"Another side effect of that low hormone production is that it effectively delayed my puberty, so that only recently, now that this has been corrected, am I properly developing breasts, and other secondary sex characteristics."
He describes himself as someone who just sits around at home in cheap dull T-shirts and sweats while being glued to Twitter. http://archive.fo/w2xdj http://archive.fo/lHJTj





Cow crossover. Rebecca is back on twitter after a 1-week lock for breaking the rules.


Cow crossover. Jake cries every time.

Cow crossover. JESSE SINGAL





"I am just so sickened that words are failing me"

 

[Kosher Dill]

He describes himself as someone who just sits around at home in cheap dull T-shirts and sweats

While also saying that people are massively wrong about his "mode of dress" Bro, we know exactly what's in your wardrobe.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"delayed my puberty" says the guy with a beard down to his chest... fucking lol

Also, color me unsurprised that Jake doesn't understand the law surrounding arbitration (not saying I like it, but opt-out and arbitration clauses are hardly 'illegal.') much like everything else he opines about.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I swear, if this freak could actually manage to find his microdick under all the fat he'd probably be a rapist.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I adore Jake’s condescending yet clueless attempts at science. Is he lying badly or does he genuinely think growing a beard and going bald are just default human experiences unrelated to sex? I’m inclined to think the former, because this tubster has obviously had moobs for a long, long time, and he’s just forgotten that he told everyone he has a beard.

Also worth noting: green and purple were associated with the Suffragettes long before any of this Tumblr bullshit. You’d think Jake would know that, being a woman and a feminist and all.

 

[Safir]

Cow crossover. Jake got triggered by the genderqueer flag and thought it was Gamergate.

Also worth noting: green and purple were associated with the Suffragettes long before any of this Tumblr bullshit. You’d think Jake would know that, being a woman and a feminist and all.

These days, the suffragette flag is widely used by anti-troon feminists (that lady is one, "GC" in her twitter bio stands for "gender critical"). It's weird he doesn't know this; he must not go anywhere on twitter beyond his own timeline (and perhaps the timelines of his stalkees who had him blocked, in anonymous mode).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

These days, the suffragette flag is widely used by anti-troon feminists (that lady is one, "GC" in her twitter bio stands for "gender critical"). It's weird he doesn't know this; he must not go anywhere on twitter beyond his own timeline (and perhaps the timelines of his stalkees who had him blocked, in anonymous mode).

Is there actually anything that he knows anything about? I mean, this is a man who obsesses about TERFs 24/7.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is there actually anything that he knows anything about?

I was going to say "Pathfinder" rules, but I think some people in this thread who actually play the game have said that his character builds and theorycrafting are garbage.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love how he claims to be developing breasts now. Those are moobs, Jake. You've always had those.