Great choice to feature this thread, I totally would have missed out on this bear-fest of autism and testosterone!
I simply cannot get my mind to comprehend the thinking of people who are not only willing to become a slave of another, but get satisfaction and enjoyment (sexual and otherwise) from completely abandoning themselves to another person's will.
I mean, I read that entire slave contract every single page, and each and every clause had me steaming angry with the thought that a number of big muscular beefcake dudes were such complete cucks that they not only found it appealing (including handing over all your salary in return for occasional dole-outs!) but appealing enough that they signed and lived this life, where a giant faggot autist got them to inject their nuts and dick with silicone!
*edit* okay, the rest of this really wasn't appropriate to this thread where what seems like a nice guy is dead because of a powerhungry muscle-midget. Never post drunk. I've erased it incase future readers wonder what all the PL and islamic votes are for. I'll get that answer elsewhere.