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" I don't know why it hits me! I didn't see that attack coming at all!"

ya no shit Phil stop looking at the chat while playing a fighting game round............

"ugh.........its been 3 hours in and there are still no tips, you can get on the leaderboard easily, and TIPPING helps me the most now"

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N0thingICanDo said:
A few cam shot of Phil now...........

Does he look like a sick pig? More like a sleepy bored Pig to me.....

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Playing video games literally everyday will take toll on anyone mentally and physically. It coming to the point now for him, that his "job" sucks balls and it's not fun anymore. His pursuit of the high life and money ruined not ruined his job but also his hobby of playing video games for fun. I can't really see him continue to do this for another ten years straight,regardless of money coming in, without him losing it(ex.going crazy and breaking down) or killing himself.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
" I don't know why it hits me! I didn't see that attack coming at all!"

ya no shit Phil stop looking at the chat while playing a fighting game round............

"ugh.........its been 3 hours in and there are still no tips, you can get on the leaderboard easily, and TIPPING helps me the most now"

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Brand new game, same old bullshit. He has to be aware he's talking shit right? He can't believe it's really lag or input delay or dropped input or cheese tactics. He has to know it's degrading skills. I wonder how much he's aware of. Does he know he's just lying or does he believe the things he says?

It's amazing how so many streamers don't have the problems he does with the exact same games, sometimes on the exact same platform.

Suspicious that.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G


Chat keeps saying the story gameplay is boring and urging DSP to play online,

DSP, of course, doing what he does best, insulting the chat (isnt this against Twitch TOS?)

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Phil always gets away for things (like insulting the chat collectively, begging for tips and calling it "charity", verbally insulting a sub) yet if he singles someone out for their looks THEN its' a problem. Twitch is super weird about their partners and affiliates.

It really makes you think whenever he says he doesn't want preferential treatment (cause hes a normal gaymer just like you and me, dood) but then he cries that because he's trolled so much he deserves to be in a separate bubble
 
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FallGout said:
It includes detailed pictures to prove he had his foot, google "Taco feet AMA" for the reddit post if you don't believe it. Just be warned it's gross as fuck.
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Yeah, I’ve seen them. Don’t believe it. Believe he got his leg snipped, but don’t believe hospital let him keep it.
 
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I wonder what the breaking point is gonna be. I wonder when twitch is finally gonna put their foot down and ban him for good. He insults his chat because they want to see him do something entertaining and he is too scared of losing or being trolled. He’s a pussy bitch coward who talks a big game but will cry victim the second it becomes convenient.

He’s just such an interesting specimen. He’s a dumpster fire.
 
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samovski said:
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The status quo has been restored. I called this a while ago. So did near enough everyone here. This right here is his actual plateau, this is where be belongs when exceptional individuals don't inflate his numbers.
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Actually he was at 425 subs exactly when the gifted subs began a few months ago.

thebonesauce said:
Considering he pounded a Kickstart (reminder: the SHITTIEST energy drink on the market, actually worse than 99 cent Venom/Rip It) at the start of his stream, I would imagine he very likely has low blood sugar... it would explain the feeling better of nausea, exhaustion, the incoherent rambling at 3 am about some garbage Netflix series, headaches, etc. It would explain why he started feeling better almost immediately after.

Low blood sugar is linked to diabetes, which based on his shit diet and said-entry lifestyle, it’s very likely he has it.
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I'm thinking a combination of low blood sugar and dehydration. Do you think he's drinking the half gallon to gallon of water it would take to hydrate and compensate for the energy drinks and liquor he consumes daily?

thebonesauce said:
I wonder what the breaking point is gonna be. I wonder when twitch is finally gonna put their foot down and ban him for good. He insults his chat because they want to see him do something entertaining and he is too scared of losing or being trolled. He’s a pussy bitch coward who talks a big game but will cry victim the second it becomes convenient.

He’s just such an interesting specimen. He’s a dumpster fire.
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I actually think he's more that like that Russian mine fire that they used a nuke to put out after it burned for years.
 
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Destro1986 said:
I'm thinking a combination of low blood sugar and dehydration. Do you think he's drinking the half gallon to gallon of water it would take to hydrate and compensate for the energy drinks and liquor he consumes daily?
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i'm sure if phil ever drank water he'd start yelling about how he's melting, and what a world, and his beautiful wickedness.
 
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Its crazy how much success Phil might have if he just admitted he was bad at games. Embrace that he's a weird scrub, and just play off that. Who cares if you go 0-80 online, when you have people paying you to do so. But because he dindu nuffin, he will just sit and cry in his big boy office
 
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Commander Keen said:
Yeah, I’ve seen them. Don’t believe it. Believe he got his leg snipped, but don’t believe hospital let him keep it.
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:offtopic::offtopic::offtopic: You can keep your body parts that the hospital removes https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/psa-yes-you-can-keep-your-surgically-removed-body-parts you should probably ask first if you care about the condition you receive it in, but as long as there are no communicable diseases there are no federal laws against it.

My friend had the aborted fetus of his son in his freezer, sealed in a biohazard jar, preserved in alcohol for years. His girlfriend at the time was a legit psycho and gave it to him as a present.

Edit: Also in the US there are no specific laws on the books regarding the consumption of human flesh. The laws on the books are about corpse desecration and restrictions on the shipping of human cadavers. The guy maybe could get hit with impoper handling of medical waste or something. I would find it hilarious listening to a states attorney argue that case.
 
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