Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't see the extra 50-60 lbs from three years ago. And that's because you still look the same size now and days you fat fuck.


Oh, so when you said you were in fact fired from The Escapist back in 2015 after they rehired you this past summer you were obviously lying correct?

I love how the story with him leaving The Escapist is constantly changing depending on what somebody says to him. If I sent him a tweet right now saying that he's a quitter for leaving The Escapist he would automatically change the story back to him being fired.

The Obsolete and Inferior Ogre will try to hold onto that position so he can feel superior, despite his tastes, actions, and skills being shit. Gleaming Wikipedia of mainstream shit isn't a job, it's cheating.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Remember when he went through mental gymanstics regarding the Inhumans' dumbass costumes?
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Obligatory.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Obligatory.
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I just had a realization: how much you want to bet that Bob grew a mustache just so he could look as much like Mario as possible?

 

[Mola Ram]

I just had a realization: how much you want to bet that Bob grew a mustache just so he could look as much like Mario as possible?

Eh, it's just as likely that on some level he realizes he looks like even more of a fat pedo without the 'stache, impossible as that seems.

 

[GarthVader]

And why does this bloated manbaby still cry REHIREJAMESGUNN? What, you want him to work at DC AND Marvel?‽

All hes missing is the Nintendo Power Glove.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[The Nothingness]

Remember when he went through mental gymanstics regarding the Inhumans' dumbass costumes?

I need some context. Is that suppose to be a character in an upcoming DC movie or current TV show?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I need some context. Is that suppose to be a character in an upcoming DC movie or TV show?

That is Bane on Fox’s Gotham TV series. It is a DC show.

 

[Red Hood]

"I wasn't fired, I quit!"
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It's obviously not a good job if you're rehashing year-old content.
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THIS IS MY JOB!

Wtf I support outsourcing now

Eh, it's just as likely that on some level he realizes he looks like even more of a fat pedo without the 'stache, impossible as that seems.

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Jesus Christ, how has he not sued Wayne Knight for paternity yet?

I take that back, Newman looks like Chris Helmsworth compared to Blob.

 

[Rathkor]

My god, did Bob legit just argue "We only have laws about illegally crossing our borders, crossing MULTIPLE borders isn't in there so it is legal"? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Intellectual titan right here.

I think what he's saying is "they are just walking towards the border, not crossing it."

The global equivalent of "but I'm not touching you."

 

[GeePee]

Bob is once again feeling butt-hurt by GOG...

 

[Mr._Blonde]

And why does this bloated manbaby still cry REHIREJAMESGUNN? What, you want him to work at DC AND Marvel?‽

Hmmmmmm. Why doesn't he have a holster for that light gun? He could have gone with a thicker belt. That looks uncomfortable. If I was cosplaying Captain N and I was making the belt, I would have used a tactical belt. And for the love of all that is holy, get a bigger jacket! That jacket looks like it's going to rip if he even moves in it! I wonder if it's a turtleneck shirt. I can't tell because of the double chins. Maybe lose a few pounds too.

He'll still be an asshole though, but a somewhat decent Captain N cosplayer. But an punchable asshole nonetheless.

 

[BubbleButt]

I guess to Bob good leadership means agreeing with his politics.

Well, DUH.

I take that back, Newman looks like Chris Helmsworth compared to Blob.

Apologize to the guy named Chris Helmsworth who constantly thinks you're talking about him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

How's this any different from a good day?

Like you were ever going to buy stuff off GOG.

"I'd kill you instead if I was in charge, Marco Rubio!"

My name is Not Important.

"Some of us aspire to worldlier things" - Moviebob, a man who lives in a basement with a Mario shrine.

 

[BubbleButt]

... I don't get it...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How's this any different from a good day?
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Like you were ever going to buy stuff off GOG.
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"I'd kill you instead if I was in charge, Marco Rubio!"
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My name is Not Important.
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"Some of us aspire to worldlier things" - Moviebob, a man who lives in a basement with a Mario shrine.
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1. Bob getting his ass kicked is just a normal day.
2. I'm surprised Obsolete Ogre knows that GOG even exists
3. Stupid people? You talking about yourself again?
4. Damn, I can feel the edge from my computer screen.
5. Bob has to be feigning stupidity, there's no way he doesn't know that our is supposed to be the US.

... I don't get it...

GOG doesn't want old games to be lost media. You'd be surprised on how many games are either lost or in private collections, thus making them hard to find.

 

[BubbleButt]

GOG doesn't want old games to be lost media. You'd be surprised on how many games are either lost or in private collections, thus making them hard to find.

Right, but why are people getting agitated about it?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Some of us aspire to worldlier things" - Moviebob, a man who lives in a basement with a Mario shrine.
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You could literally add “in this moment, I am euphoric” to that tweet.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You could literally add “in this moment, I am euphoric” to that tweet.

"In this moment, I am euphoric because some of us aspire to worldlier things." - Bob Chipman, 2018

 

[The Valeyard]

Right, but why are people getting agitated about it?

Because #WontBeErased was created by troons to REEEEE about Trump.