Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Repeating an old point but... Bob apparently doesn't understand the difference between ignorance and intelligence. Which makes them being his sole measure of human worth hilarious.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

His constant shitting all over religion like a “I am enlightened” asshat really annoys me in a way I can’t quite describe

 

[Emperor Julian]

The bible doesnt say shit about trans people bawb. Sky dad can't take the blame on this one.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Fuck Bob and the Trannies I use to be for Trans Rights but now half of it are dudes with dicks and still dating chicks who want to be called a woman because they like wearing Prada fuck you you're not a woman you're a guy playing dress up because it's your kink.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The bible doesnt say shit about trans people bawb. Sky dad can't take the blame on this one.

Back then there was no such thing as trans people that could have undergone modern surgery or HRT, but there is a prohibition on cross-dressing and cutting off your junk. Just sayin'. Cuz at the time, cutting off one's junk and then crossdressing was very much a pagan religious practice, and God didn't want anyone doing the pagan religious practices.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

BONUS: The sky is falling. THE DEATH CAMPS ARE COMING FOR SURE.
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This tweetstorm is bordering on porn. It's almost as if these women fantasize about being LGBTQ Anne Frank, cowering in an attic with her woke transfriends, straining to hear the distant siren of the Gestapo paddy wagon coming closer and closer. Also, I notice there is no mention of the fact that Stalin and the Communists adopted the Nazi's stance against homosexuals around the same time they did. (Why would they want to leave that bit of information out, I wonder?)

 

[Mola Ram]

This tweetstorm is bordering on porn. It's almost as if these women fantasize about being LGBTQ Anne Frank, cowering in an attic with her woke transfriends, straining to hear the distant siren of the Gestapo paddy wagon coming closer and closer. Also, I notice there is no mention of the fact that Stalin and the Communists adopted the Nazi's stance against homosexuals around the same time they did. (Why would they want to leave that bit of information out, I wonder?)

For the same reason that whenever Bobby smugly tweets "Brownshirts" he neglects to mention the elderly Bernie bro who shot up a Congressional baseball game.

 

[Flexo]

For the same reason that whenever Bobby smugly tweets "Brownshirts" he neglects to mention the elderly Bernie bro who shot up a Congressional baseball game.

And that's just the memorable one. There's been more examples, but apparently in Bob's world "attempted murder" isn't really that bad.

"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?" -Sideshow Bob​

Oh. Guess that explains it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

His constant shitting all over religion like a “I am enlightened” asshat really annoys me in a way I can’t quite describe

If you have to state something for it to be true, then it isn't true at all. Which means that Bob is an unenlightened snob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

In case of a losing argument, say "bad faith".

Cow crossover with Arthur Chu.

Way to stand up to those evil brownshirts.

There also aren't any rules that say a dog can't play basketball.

I wouldn't be shocked if Boston Dynamics has a restraining order against Bob.

"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"

You're right Bob, let's laugh at that bitch Shoe for...seeing the error of her ways?

Also, please stop fighting, you're both exceptional.

BONUS: I look forward to Bob never mentioning any of these things.

 

[BR55]

Why Bob acts like a etlist, he sure isn’t one. He’s not rich nor notable enough to be a elitist. Sure, he spews “Love Trumps Hate”, political-correctness, pro illegal immigrant, anti-Russian hysteria like the rest of them, but he’s in a basement and not in a mansion.

There’s two upcoming things that would make Bob whine harder than Trump’s election that are happening all in the same time in two weeks.

1. The Republicans retain majority of both the House and Senate and have more seats thanks to the Kavanaugh shitshow, which pretty much torpedoed any last hope for the Democrats and despite the sperging from the super liberal millennials and gen-Z’s about voting. November 6 will be a great night to see his twitter.
2. The Chinese regulators vote to either block the Disney-Fox merger or not. It was supposed to be on last Friday but it got pushed back because of EU stuff. (Off-topic: Hollywood Reporter just did a article about it on Wendnesday https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ho.../will-china-try-block-disney-fox-deal-1152832). Not sure how blocking the deal would damage the economy and both companies, but I would love to see Bob twist it to blame Trump and his supporters in whatever mental gymnastics he’ll pull out.

They are have happening on the week, so we would get great salt from him.

If you want a special treat on November 6th pay attention to Massachusetts in particular.
Because by all indications the filthy Republican who currently Governs Bob's beloved, progressive and Superior home of Massachusetts will be reelected with 60-70% of the vote.
Keeping that little factoid in mind does a lot to make Bob's screeds more bearable.

 

[Mola Ram]

In case of a losing argument, say "bad faith".

There's something hilariously condescending about addressing him as "Mr. Bob."

 

[The Nothingness]

Why would you ever be a fangirl of MovieBob?

 

[RockVolnutt]

My god, did Bob legit just argue "We only have laws about illegally crossing our borders, crossing MULTIPLE borders isn't in there so it is legal"? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Intellectual titan right here.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

My god, did Bob legit just argue "We only have laws about illegally crossing our borders, crossing MULTIPLE borders isn't in there so it is legal"? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Intellectual titan right here.

I think what’s he’s trying to say is that these people haven’t committed a crime in America yet and therefore we shouldn’t be worried, even tho these people have clear intent to commit a crime and cross the borders illegally.

So basically what he’s saying is that threatening to do a crime is okay up until the point you do it. Cuz he’s a moron.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think what’s he’s trying to say is that these people haven’t committed a crime in America yet and therefore we shouldn’t be worried, even tho these people have clear intent to commit a crime and cross the borders illegally.

So basically what he’s saying is that threatening to do a crime is okay up until the point you do it. Cuz he’s a moron.

That is a legitimate way to read into that tweet but it's unlikely considering Bob doesn't want any borders in the first place.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That is a legitimate way to read into that tweet but it's unlikely considering Bob doesn't want any borders in the first place.

Okay, then open your doors wide open and have transparent walls.

 

[Übertroon]

Cow crossover with Arthur Chu.
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Bob's ignorance hurts, and makes Arthur Chu look good in comparison

 

[RockVolnutt]

Okay, then open your doors wide open and have transparent walls.

It's not so much a "You have nothing to fear" thing with Bob than his belief that it limits competition and you're too scared to compete against illegals getting paid in pennies. He believes you're too pathetic to survive without them.

So more "Shelter is for the weak who can't fend off people 24/7 from taking their junk. They deserve nothing."

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's not so much a "You have nothing to fear" thing with Bob than his belief that it limits competition and you're too scared to compete against illegals getting paid in pennies. He believes you're too pathetic to survive without them.

So more "Shelter is for the weak who can't fend off people 24/7 from taking their junk. They deserve nothing."

I bet the fatass would become a hardcore and open racist if illegal immigrants started to do movie reviews.