Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Iceland Heavy]

This tweetstorm is bordering on porn. It's almost as if these women fantasize about being LGBTQ Anne Frank, cowering in an attic with her woke transfriends, straining to hear the distant siren of the Gestapo paddy wagon coming closer and closer. Also, I notice there is no mention of the fact that Stalin and the Communists adopted the Nazi's stance against homosexuals around the same time they did. (Why would they want to leave that bit of information out, I wonder?)

Funnily enough, some hardcore tankies (who'd also despise Blob for ultimately being a neoliberal stooge despite his retarded leftist beliefs) will crow about this when trying to argue that the Eastern bloc were the real protectors of traditional values compared to the decadent West.

 

[Red Hood]

Let's have a nice lunchtime A-log.

Does Bob know many farmers or miners or auto workers in Boston? No. He doesn't know them, so they're his hated "other".

Here's the thing that gets me about Bob. He is quite possibly one of the most pampered and sheltered people in existence without being a rich person. I don't think he has ever struggled or wanted for anything (besides sex lol). He has almost always been comfortable, and to a frankly extravagant degree. He is both Marx's bourgeosie and Rand's parasite simulataneously!

So, what does he have to offer a superior future? Nothing. He's the guy in High School that thinks he's funny, despite being the only one to laugh at his own jokes. The only people that like Bob are malajusted misfits and people that can use him to signal boost to those misfits (looking at you, Lindsay Ellis!).

I'm pretty sure I could sit down and start learning C# tomorrow and in a year have a computer program that's better at reviewing movies than Bob.

Above all else- Bob is a giant goddamn baby. He pitches fits online when he's not spoonfed and having his ass wiped. And if he hasn't started to grow up by now...he's gonna be vomiting up his fascistic, self-serving opinions until the day his family breathes a sigh of relief that the ogre has finally kicked over and the albatross has dropped from their necks.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I bet the fatass would become a hardcore and open racist if illegal immigrants started to do movie reviews.

Maybe not movie reviews but if they started voting Republican on the other hand.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Maybe not movie reviews but if they started voting Republican on the other hand.

Look how the left treats/treated Pro Israel Jews or Anti-Castro Cubans. No matter ones opinion on those issues its always amusing to see the white left decide who's suffering is worse and condemn the other even if another minority group.

 

[elder god]

His ego may be in overdrive,

I'm sorry, did Bob just seriously compare himself to Shigeru Miyamoto and Matt Groening? Does he not realize how stupid and arrogant that makes him look? Of all the people who started doing video commentary of video games and movies, Bob is not even close to the big innovator he thinks himself as. He's a shitty little commentator with a giant ego. Its not like he's the Nostalgia Critic or the AVGN, who actually changed things and were big enough to gain a following and inspire, he's not even DSP levels of big, and that's just sad. Bob still thinks he's hot shit even though at this point he's just another youtuber who hasn't really done anything. It’s funny, the only reason he’s still around is his age, if he started 2 years ago, he would have to compete with other new youtubers, however he’s got a fan base from when all reviewers sucked and that’s why he’s still around.

 

[Judge Dredd]

In case of criticism, ignore what they say and call them a Literally Who.

Just once I'd like to see someone snap back: "It's clearly not a very good living."

Some day I want Bob to start ranting about someone and have that person turn around and ask "Who are you?". The outraged rant that would follow would be glorious.

Why Bob acts like a etlist, he sure isn’t one.

Bob reminds me of the type of anarchists/capitalists that believe they'd own a private island with mansions, guns, gold, and women if only the government didn't exist. I don't know if he's ever said it explicitly, but if it wasn't for those obsolete wasteland ghouls he'd be one of the intellectual elite who can change the course of entire mediums with his insightful critique.

Still sperging about the Trans recognition debacle.

Oddly enough, that's not to far off from why the far-left and the religious right get on so well. They both hate the same things (porn, games, comics) for the same reasons (corrupting youth/society/morals). The only thing they differ on the source of their beliefs.

BONUS: The sky is falling. THE DEATH CAMPS ARE COMING FOR SURE.

fftopic: Ever since Trump started winning the election, I've been hearing about these gay death camps and state sponsored murder gangs hunting down all the LGBT+. Yet it never happens. fftopic:

 

[Lensherr]

Cow crossover with Kyle Kallgren.
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So I finished reading The Mismeasure of Man for my current college course recently, and I just couldn't stop thinking about statements like these from Bob when reading about the beliefs of the scientists detailed in the book. One of them even made the intelligence = morality argument, except that he applied it when arguing that certain races of humans are on average less intelligent than others.

So congratulations Bob, you're no better than a 19th/early 20th century racist pseudoscientist.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So I finished reading The Mismeasure of Man for my current college course recently, and I just couldn't stop thinking about statements like these from Bob when reading about the beliefs of the scientists detailed in the book. One of them even made the intelligence = morality argument, except that he applied it when arguing that certain races of humans are on average less intelligent than others.

So congratulations Bob, you're no better than a 19th/early 20th century racist pseudoscientist.

It's difficult to make a morality=intelligence argument when, to you, intelligence means "people who agree with me ideologically". Sometimes, having a high IQ and a talent for rhetoric can actually impede intelligence, as it gives you the ability to twist bad logic into an attractive, emotionally pleasing and smart sounding argument. If Bob does indeed have an infrastructure of intellect inside his McNugget-clogged brain, its only use is in propping up his own special brand of ego-pleasing stupidity.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's ignorance hurts, and makes Arthur Chu look good in comparison

good lord, in that exchange, he makes Arthur Chu look like Ian Miles Chong.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I wasn't fired, I quit!"

It's obviously not a good job if you're rehashing year-old content.

 

[Judge Dredd]

"I wasn't fired, I quit!"

So leadership made the decision that Bob had to quit. There's a word for that...

How is bleeding readers, being sued libel/slander, and senior staff that is either lying or incompetent is a sign of "the return of good readership"? I guess to Bob good leadership means agreeing with his politics.

 

[HY 140]

I bet the fatass would become a hardcore and open racist if illegal immigrants started to do movie reviews.

esp if they were better than his, but then again even my cat can do a better review than him

 

[Godzilla@1989]

esp if they were better than his, but then again even my cat can do a better review than him

I would love to see a illegal take Bob’s job. Maybe then it’ll make him see why people have a problem with illegals taking jobs from legal citizens; though he’s too stubborn to see it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Remember when he went through mental gymanstics regarding the Inhumans' dumbass costumes?

"This is my job."

 

[HY 140]

everytime Blob refers to youtube as his "job", take a drink

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember when he went through mental gymanstics regarding the Inhumans' dumbass costumes?
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"This is my job."
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You know what would protect your income, tubbo? A real fucking job.

 

[HY 140]

You know what would protect your income, tubbo? A real fucking job.

real jobs wouldn't let him yell about pmurt and mario games

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

And why does this bloated manbaby still cry REHIREJAMESGUNN? What, you want him to work at DC AND Marvel??!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And why does this bloated manbaby still cry REHIREJAMESGUNN? What, you want him to work at DC AND Marvel?‽

DC Films and Marvel Studios would have a Heaven’s Gate style bomb if they have Bob work with them on a project. I mean, have you actually looked at the history of that project? Bob would have Michael Cimino’s ego and maniac behavior causing problems for people.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
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I don't see the extra 50-60 lbs from three years ago. And that's because you still look the same size now and days you fat fuck.

"I wasn't fired, I quit!"
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Oh, so when you said you were in fact fired from The Escapist back in 2015 after they rehired you this past summer you were obviously lying correct?

I love how the story with him leaving The Escapist is constantly changing depending on what somebody says to him. If I sent him a tweet right now saying that he's a quitter for leaving The Escapist he would automatically change the story back to him being fired.