DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

How much money did Phil get in tips and cheers today?

Is less than $5 correct? If so, that's pretty pathetic.

 

[Raven'sChild]

It amazes me everytime that..............

a channel with 180k subscriber uploads a video 5 DAYS ago and get 4 VIEWS, that's less than 1 view per day for the 180k subscriber channel, tell me this channel is not dead.........


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Hate to defend him here, but I believe those were the videos that got copyright blocked, so they only just went actually live. Hence the poor views. On the whole, though, you're right. He's fortunate to get more than 1k views in the few few days. That's why his 30 day view total is sitting around 900K. Looks like that's his new normal, down from ~1.3-1.7M monthly views.

I agree with actually. While I ad initially thought it Dave's uploads being out of sequence, it was in fact, his privating those vids due to claims. It's not that he had to. He does as to not allow anyone else to earn off his 'views'. Claim released. Vids released. Now this is not to say that I did not already see the handwritting on the wall for this game as views progressively declined. Next, I prognosticate something going awry wit Soul Calibur. The views on all of these are abysmal coupled with his obvious fear of playing against other players (until all the folks who know how to play lvl high enough he won't get paired against them, we can expect some reason he drops this game/sidelines it to return to at a later date.

As noted, Phil got a single $1 tip at the very end of the 1st stream. It's not unusual for that to happen in streams where he's gotten no tips the whole night, as some moron will throw a pity dollar his way just so he doesn't feel like a complete loser (moreso than usual). As for 2nd stream, he appears to have only another $1 tip from CMFool.

This is happening more and more often. Dave has to be more than a little rattled by this after riding high on the Tut train. Donning my tinfoil hat: One wonders why after saying he did not want to worry folks about his tax issues he goes on to lets folk know #SaveTheHouse 2.0 fundraiser is already penciled in for this December. Additionally, hot on the heels of Tevin's successful Charity stream, Dave brings up the KWO.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I noticed that too. I was baffled that he managed to type a paragraph worth of garbage to his viewers during the SC6 story mode, when usually he will outright call people out. He probably feels he's on thin ice and that's why he is being silent but openly being a cunt in his chat. That's why he doesn't keep vods up, because you can see how the current chat was during the recording.
What an asshole.

Someone who screen captures the recording and chat (with bettertv to read message deleted) and upload them on youtube would make this a lot easier imo.

If i was a youtube fan, id want to see chat in the playthrough. You cant have an interactive stream and then not know wtf he is interacting with on youtube. His views would get a lot betrer if he did

 

[OneDaySon]

[2018-10-23 04:08:48 UTC] profighterman: bye dsp
[2018-10-23 04:08:56 UTC] profighterman: man wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:14 UTC] profighterman: dsp wait
[2018-10-23 04:09:23 UTC] profighterman: I have something to tell you
[2018-10-23 04:09:33 UTC] profighterman: they will run a ddos ops on you right now
[2018-10-23 04:09:46 UTC] profighterman: for god's sake
[2018-10-23 04:10:16 UTC] profighterman: Phil, I tried to warn you
[2018-10-23 04:10:27 UTC] profighterman: you will have issues with the internet tomorrow
[2018-10-23 04:11:06 UTC] profighterman: well you know what? you dont give a shit about me because I am not giving bits, well fuck you. Tried to help you. good riddance


FALCON SQUADRON, WE ARE A GO. *SCREEEEEEEECH*

Oh shit, it's the Eagle Squad this time!

 

[Sid]

 

[thebonesauce]

I hope he gets DDOSed today... We haven’t had any really decent khantent lately. It’s been really timid and lukewarm the past week or so.

 

[NiggoPls]

It's been so long since I watched any of his khantent, I'd completely forgotten how grating his voice is, almost like he's making a deliberate effort to sound as annoying and unappealing as possible. That's not even mentioning the constant, nonsensical "observations" about the mechanics and gameplay, presumably to deflect from his diminished cognitive faculties and lack of skill. It never ceases to amaze me that anyone would consider this entertaining and willingly subject themselves to it for hours at a time.

 

[Dragoonism]

VR is dead because FB goes seperate ways with Oculus co-founder and lead developer!

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...-next-generation-oculus-rift-2-headset-for-pc
He clearly didnt read the artical!

 

[gaarashatan]

ya, imagine if phil embraced the memes and have fun with them instead of hating them and everyone who uses them, but phil isnt smart like that. hes not good in tough situations.

i mean just take the FF box opening video for example. do you think any reasonable youtube gamer in their right fucking mind would even consider uploading a 15min video of them bitching about a fire alarm? they wouldn't even fucking be filming. they would wait for it to be over or just go somewhere else. cause they care about their content and what their viewers want to see. phil lives in his own world where he only sees what he sees. everything else is non existant to him.

he says business degree, but successful businesses know how to adapt and use their weakness to their strength. so when phils dumbass weakness is uploading a 15min bitch rant for a box opening video, what does he do? embrace it and laugh about it? no no no. calls everyone else fucking retards and tries to pull the tiniest bit of delusion out of that video to prove he was right "i said the name of the game and turned the case around to see the back, why bother opening it. just a disc"

i just started streaming recently, first 3 hrs of streaming i got 4 followers. was stoked, oh though i have a train that passes by my house, and ofc the stream hears the train horns. what do i do? i use it to my advantage. now the viewers spam chat with train emoji whenever it passes. its a custom now rather than a burden

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's been so long since I watched any of his khantent, I'd completely forgotten how grating his voice is, almost like he's making a deliberate effort to sound as annoying and unappealing as possible.

This might as well be the case. Notice how he makes the extra effort to lean towards the mic every time he snorts and burps? Guess in his head those are part of his appeal.

 

[Wurstbrot]

GTG: "Now Ladies and Gentlemen, listen to this old man get mad that he made some changes and yet he is still behind in time. He is still, STILL, behind the pack in what is the Youtube's / Twitch rat race. How dare you sit there and say 'Oh I made these positive changes and why am I not being rewarded for it'. Because dumbass, that should have been made 5 years ago, that's why. 5 fuckin' years ago you should have done all those things. You're not bringing anything to the table that is not seen or can not being readily available. There is at any given time on Twitch, you can find someone being entertaining as fuck, playing a videogame. You don't have to do it on Phil's schedule. On even one of his streams. You can go to somebody else. He is literally wasted fuckin' space. [...] He's not worth it. He's not and people in his fanbase are starting to realize that. Because he wouldn't make the changes needed cuz they were inconvenient to him."

Promote this man, I really loved that bit!
Which I hopefully quoted correct.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Eh, fun is a subjective thing. Way I see it there are 2 kinds of people that might like Phil's content.

The first kind are the people of similar mind who love blaming everything around them for their failures. I am sure they'll have a field day watching someone who does exactly what they do but to a much more extreme degree and treat him as an idol.
The second kind are the people who treat Phil as a clown, as their daily comedy TV show.

Either way to say that he is a wasted space is a tad extreme, he has his niche. I feel like the main problem are the things he manages to get away with, not his sub-par content.

 

[actually]

How much money did Phil get in tips and cheers today?

Is less than $5 correct? If so, that's pretty pathetic.

$42.93 in cheers, $17.50 in subs, $2 in tips. It was not a stellar day.

Donning my tinfoil hat: One wonders why after saying he did not want to worry folks about his tax issues he goes on to lets folk know #SaveTheHouse 2.0 fundraiser is already penciled in for this December.

Go with the simple explanation: he made bank from doing it last year and is counting on it again. And truthfully, at least for the Christmas one, he's probably not wrong. I fully expect him to get more than $1k for his Christmas begathon. There are enough whales that show up from time to time (think Flybeast, blaine007, Afghanistan and the like) that would come by just to drop a big tip for the festivities. Thing is, though, I don't know that he'll get anywhere near the $3k or so he got last time. Because last time, he was playing up the "woe is me, I'm a looooonely bachelor" and "muh taxes to save muh house". He doesn't have either of those this time. I guess he could try the taxes thing again (seems to be his plan), but his chat also knows he's gotten literally thousands of dollars from Tut, so that's a harder sell.


Edit: Holy shit..that post about the VR stuff was made at nearly 3:30 AM Phil's time. Holy gin-flix and chill, batman.

 

[Ptolemy]

VR is dead because FB goes seperate ways with Oculus co-founder and lead developer!
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https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...-next-generation-oculus-rift-2-headset-for-pc
He clearly didnt read the artical!

This is at 4:23AM PST. Phil is awake at 4:23AM, on a Monday, when he has work the next day. This is not a real "job" this is not a professional person or someone who takes their work seriously, but wants to be treated as such from a dwindling group of supporters.
I can understand someone once in a while staying up late, but 4AM and Tweeting? Does he not see the kind of message that sends?

Dark continues to repeat this cycle of staying up late at night being "negative", the dude embodies negativity. The whole KOH shit, it was not Dark "standing up to the hate" in fact, it is just that DSP likes to complain, bitch, and moan about everything because that is the only thing aside from the Kat that makes him feel better. Least of all video games.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Because last time, he was playing up the "woe is me, I'm a looooonely bachelor" and "muh taxes to save muh house".

he ALWAYS has MUH TAXES and he's always talking about bills so he has MUH HOUSE!!
and if kat IS gone, he can just say sometime in november that she left then start the "MUH LONELYNESS I NED MONY PLZ"

 

[Slander Man]

Where did this calling phil "dark" come from all a sudden? I checked in DSPs chat toward the end of the stream last night and there were several no badges calling him "dark".

 

[johnny5150]

why even bother asking your patrons to vote when he doesn't care to listen.

Soulmaid will be there too.

 

[gaarashatan]

why even bother asking your patrons to vote when he doesn't care to listen.
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Soulmaid will be there too.
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its weird that he grabs her by the shoulder, like a friend or your daughter. not your lover

 

[Sparkletor]

Where did this calling phil "dark" come from all a sudden? I checked in DSPs chat toward the end of the stream last night and there were several no badges calling him "dark".

There was a couple of fans who did a podcast about the King of Hate Forums back in the day. They did an interview with Phil and one of the guys kept referring to him as Dark. Tevin was watching this video and his viewers thought it would be fun to start referring to Phil as "Dark" since he does not like to be called that.

https://youtu.be/UoF93Ygj5Gc

 

[JackDavis]

its weird that he grabs her by the shoulder, like a friend or your daughter. not your lover

Phil is not smooth, has no grace and has no soul. He can't do anything naturally, he's an alien. Everything he does from language to social interactions are all approximations of what normal people do but there's always some little thing off with it all.