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It's like minecraft meets zombie survival. And after maybe first hand experience .. Depending on the settings, it can be a colossal headache to get yourself going well. Phil can and will fail miserably at this game.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Impressive considering the entire stream was only 5 hours.
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EDIT.. Phil scraped together enough money to borrow Kat from Tyrone for only an hr.
Slander Man
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So I have a little insight on the Assassins Creed twitch bounty stream that Dave recently participated in.
With 309 concurrent viewers, this guy came away with $257. That is pretty close to the viewers Dave had on his stream I believe. Pretty decent payout
With 309 concurrent viewers, this guy came away with $257. That is pretty close to the viewers Dave had on his stream I believe. Pretty decent payout
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Agentsmith
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Apologies if already posted
A 2 am gin fueled post that I suggest shows some self awareness of how disliked he is (and possibly some self loathing?)
Edit: please also see https://mobile.twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1054476246963445763
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Not just how disliked he is, but also how utterly retarded he is as a person that anything could even be used against him in the first place. He was ALMOST at self-awareness there.
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Phil was lucky to have 250 concurrent viewers on that stream.
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oh i can see the exchanges if phil got big and deleted his entire past
"so we got this video of you doing [bad thing]"
"DOOD THATS OUT OF KHANTEXT, YOU HAVE TO SEE THE WHOLE THING"
"so you got the video of it in context"
"no"
"we'll just have to take this video's 'word' for it then"
Agentsmith
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Maybe a new friend DSP can link up with for online games?
Surly Muppet
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Well my friends, it's time.
Dave is currently on stream telling us that he has not been paying his federal taxes all year (they're due in April). He is now either going to need an influx of money to pay that off, or he is going to need to go into further debt to cover it. He insists that he has had no extra money to put towards the taxes this year, and that it is Youtube's fault for fucking him out of further money (you know, the archive channel). He may be able to pay off his taxes in January, but those April taxes are going to do him in. Also, he claims he is in a 30 year mortgage on his condo. Now I'm not up on my CT real estate, but I feel like that is one of those predatory mortages he claimed to know all about because he used to sell them. I don't know who goes 30 years in on a condo either, but nothing I could do, I digress.
We're coming up on Thanksgiving and Kat has probably laid out the black shirt for him, feeding him some extra big meals so he can get a proper grease on and start prepping the paypigs. I'd like to point out that in all of this, Phil has not remotely addressed where all of the Tut money went.
Now Phil I know you and/or your synchophants come through here to check on our doings, so I'm going to offer you a little tip. This begging isn't going to work as well with that Tut specter lingering behind you. You're going to have to come up with a story (and it will need to be a good one, please, something transcendently memey that makes no sense, a real Dave Special) to address how that money did not, in any way, help you prepare for taxes or reduce any of your debt. The detractors deserve a Christmas too.
Dave is currently on stream telling us that he has not been paying his federal taxes all year (they're due in April). He is now either going to need an influx of money to pay that off, or he is going to need to go into further debt to cover it. He insists that he has had no extra money to put towards the taxes this year, and that it is Youtube's fault for fucking him out of further money (you know, the archive channel). He may be able to pay off his taxes in January, but those April taxes are going to do him in. Also, he claims he is in a 30 year mortgage on his condo. Now I'm not up on my CT real estate, but I feel like that is one of those predatory mortages he claimed to know all about because he used to sell them. I don't know who goes 30 years in on a condo either, but nothing I could do, I digress.
We're coming up on Thanksgiving and Kat has probably laid out the black shirt for him, feeding him some extra big meals so he can get a proper grease on and start prepping the paypigs. I'd like to point out that in all of this, Phil has not remotely addressed where all of the Tut money went.
Now Phil I know you and/or your synchophants come through here to check on our doings, so I'm going to offer you a little tip. This begging isn't going to work as well with that Tut specter lingering behind you. You're going to have to come up with a story (and it will need to be a good one, please, something transcendently memey that makes no sense, a real Dave Special) to address how that money did not, in any way, help you prepare for taxes or reduce any of your debt. The detractors deserve a Christmas too.
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What a bum. Fuck this guy and his moronic cult who will fall for this shit again. Not paying his taxes for almost entire year shows lazy and inept he is with his finances. He literally does expect that his cult will keep money flowing into funding his lifestyle until retirement or he's dead.
Destro1986
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Condos are a scam and nobody under the age of 50 buys a condo unless they're stupid wealthy.
I've literally never heard of a middle class young adult buying a condo as their primary residence, let alone their first.
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Are you fucking kidding me? He's literally Michael Scott from The Office and he even looks like Ricky Gervais. How is this guy real...
I don't have the exact quote atm, but someone asked Phil what a "rainy day fund" is and he answered that it's money saved up for some kind of project or if you're bored and have nothing to do. And he said this so confidently.
EDIT: Cheerer asked if Phil ever dipped into his "rainy day" fund for a hobby. Phil basically said his rainy day fund was for his hobbies (?), then all his savings went into moving and now no money was saved over the last four years. Later someone asked what's a rainy day fund.
Phil: "...a rainy day fund is basically your savings: money that you save up for a special project; for a day when there's nothing going on (and) you want to spend money on something. 'Oh, it's a rainy day. I'm gonna go to a park somewhere. Go buy something frivolously just to kill some time or whatever.'"
He also mentioned how he does make good money and someone could do what he does and be okay; it's just that he's got so much debt.
EDIT: Cheerer asked if Phil ever dipped into his "rainy day" fund for a hobby. Phil basically said his rainy day fund was for his hobbies (?), then all his savings went into moving and now no money was saved over the last four years. Later someone asked what's a rainy day fund.
Phil: "...a rainy day fund is basically your savings: money that you save up for a special project; for a day when there's nothing going on (and) you want to spend money on something. 'Oh, it's a rainy day. I'm gonna go to a park somewhere. Go buy something frivolously just to kill some time or whatever.'"
I heard the first part of this.
He also mentioned how he does make good money and someone could do what he does and be okay; it's just that he's got so much debt.
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Phil: "Does this bother you? ahahahahahahahahahah"
Not a clown and a serious adult...
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I thought a big selling point of his last big push for tax money was because he'd lose the house if he missed just 1 payment. He made out like it would be the end of him if he skipped even 1 payment. Now he's been skipping on payments? If this works again, I will completely give up on everybody in his chat. You can't help stupid, and my faith in them standing up and telling this fat cunt to deal with his own shit has been trampled on enough.
I still think he bought that PS4Pro and the 4k tv.
If they believe he didn't and they were "anonymously donated" then I'm labeling them all retards and done with em. I can only be so optimistic.
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Phil claims he used to be clean shaved for his office work, but didn't think he looked good in it and a full beard itches.
Continues to shit on Fortnite, it is a bad game because it is free and kids like what is free and because he thinks it is bad!
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Dave really fears Fortnite. If he really has deluded himself into thinking it's a game for kids he's gonna look really foolish when 4 years from now he finally plays it and gets his butt flossed six ways from Sunday. The skill gap is ridiculous and I would be pretty incredulous to his apparent lack of knowledge about this if it weren't Darksfadill we're talking about.
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Phil: "No, not really!"
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Phil: "No, because they wanna erase my past and my legacy!"
Phil: "I dont care if i am remembered or leave a leagacy, because im only into this to play the game and share it with you and i did this for several years without making any money, but they just wanna earase the past, but i did it for 3 years without making any money despite what they claim!"
Phil: "I used to be the one that did things first, now im the last and it is not because i changed or anything!"
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Few matches ago he got killed with headshot and called it bullshit, in current match he killes 2 with headshot and thinks its fun!
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Phil just said he's gonna do Soul Calibur 6 online tomorrow.
Here comes the salt.
Here comes the salt.
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