DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Phil was lucky to have 250 concurrent viewers on that stream.

Twinge had him at 247 average viewers for the stream, so that's about right.

Dave is currently on stream telling us that he has not been paying his federal taxes all year (they're due in April). He is now either going to need an influx of money to pay that off, or he is going to need to go into further debt to cover it. He insists that he has had no extra money to put towards the taxes this year, and that it is Youtube's fault for fucking him out of further money (you know, the archive channel). He may be able to pay off his taxes in January, but those April taxes are going to do him in.

First of all, I'm 99% sure he said something about having caught up on at least the 1st two quarterly federal tax payments, but maybe I'm misremembering. If someone could confirm or refute that, I would be most appreciative. Second, he'll have both the state B&O taxes (~$1500 if his annual income is $100k) and the quarterly federal tax payment due January 16th. Can't wait to see how he spins "not having enough money" when Kat has a job and presumably is contributing at least something to the house bills and Tut splashed out literal thousands of dollars.

 

[Dragoonism]

He makes it to 2nd in the last match as he tries to snipe the other player in close range, the other player jumps around and moves back and forth preventing him for getting a aim, while Phil just stays still at the same spot, they guy finally killed him by hiding behind a corn plant.
Phil: "I COULDNT SEE HIM!!! I couldnt see him! You saw that right, he was right in front of me, hitting me, i couldn't see him, i couldn't hit him at all, my fucking sight was blocked so what ever!"

Phil: "I had a great run, but i never had a shot at him because he was running around, jumping around like a fucking rabbit!"

Phil: "No, it wasn't! He basically did every fucking stupid plausible thing, running and jumping and you cant hit anyone running and jumping in this fucking game! So stupid! Because what should have happened is he jumps and lands and he can't move because he's exhausted because he jumped like a asshole instead in this game you move with full speed like your some athlete, you bouncing all over the place... Fucking stupid! I should have had that, i should fucking have had that shit! PLUS IT WAS BULLSHIT i fucking hit him with the fucking sniper shot and he didn't die and it was a head shot when he was on the ground and he didn't die, so he must have had lvl 3 armor or something, he should have been dead!"

The head does not sit in the torso Phil... But fun to see that the PUBG rants about why he dont win is back!

(The bouncing around)

Edit:

He got 2 snipe kills in the last match while camping in a bathroom and the players was pretty much standing stil for him!
Sneaking = Camping!

 

[samovski]

He makes it to 2nd in the last match as he tries to snipe the other player in close range, the other player jumps around and moves back and forth preventing him for getting a aim, while Phil just stays still at the same spot, they guy finally killed him by hiding behind a corn plant.
Phil: "I COULDNT SEE HIM!!! I couldnt see him! You saw that right, he was right in front of me, hitting me, i couldn't see him, i couldn't hit him at all, my fucking sight was blocked so what ever!"

Phil: "I had a great run, but i never had a shot at him because he was running around, jumping around like a fucking rabbit!"
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Phil: "No, it wasn't! He basically did every fucking stupid plausible thing, running and jumping and you cant hit anyone running and jumping in this fucking game! So stupid! Because what should have happened is he jumps and lands and he can't move because he's exhausted because he jumped like a asshole instead in this game you move with full speed like your some athlete, you bouncing all over the place... Fucking stupid! I should have had that, i should fucking have had that shit! PLUS IT WAS BULLSHIT i fucking hit him with the fucking sniper shot and he didn't die and it was a head shot when he was on the ground and he didn't die, so he must have had lvl 3 armor or something, he should have been dead!"

The head does not sit in the torso Phil... But fun to see that the PUBG rants about why he dont win is back!

(The bouncing around)
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He got 2 snipe kills in the last match while camping in a bathroom and the players was pretty much standing stil for him!
Sneaking = Camping!

Christ when he wails his arms like that he legit looks like a special needs kid. How little self-respect must you have to constantly act like that?

 

[Wurstbrot]

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Phil: "Does this bother you? ahahahahahahahahahah"
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Not a clown and a serious adult...

What's this imbecile doing?! Excessive mocking of a very valid critique in his current & future audience. At this point I wish there is some a-logger around the corner who punches him in the face for this shit, because he won't understand his inacceptable behaviour with human words. Does he think he does nothing wrong by checking his phone all the time during a livestream? Of course he does.

Spoiler

You would be shot to death in his town if you dared to speak like that to a person you don't know, remember?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil: "...a rainy day fund is basically your savings: money that you save up for a special project; for a day when there's nothing going on (and) you want to spend money on something. 'Oh, it's a rainy day. I'm gonna go to a park somewhere. Go buy something frivolously just to kill some time or whatever.'

Wow, that's a fascinating definition for a rainy day fund. Not surprising though given how he lives.

Phil: "I used to be the one that did things first, now im the last and it is not because i changed or anything!"

This is a gem that really shows where Phil is at right now. He used to be THE GUY (I'm watching his twitch!), and now he's just rapidly becoming a forgotten relic because he can't adapt to the times. Bugged adapting mechanics dood nothing I could do.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Twinge had him at 247 average viewers for the stream, so that's about right.



First of all, I'm 99% sure he said something about having caught up on at least the 1st two quarterly federal tax payments, but maybe I'm misremembering. If someone could confirm or refute that, I would be most appreciative. Second, he'll have both the state B&O taxes (~$1500 if his annual income is $100k) and the quarterly federal tax payment due January 16th. Can't wait to see how he spins "not having enough money" when Kat has a job and presumably is contributing at least something to the house bills and Tut splashed out literal thousands of dollars.

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From Dragonkiller's Twitter Dave was quoted saying he would be needing $4 to 8K extra from his beg-a-thons. I think we may have speculated based on that that he may have caught up on 2 Estimated Income Tax payments, but I don't recall Dave ever mentioning that he had done so.

I even flat out said it several times, but it still amazes me he's actually telling his audience they need to pay his Federal Tax liability on his $100+K salary, which was 65 to 70% money they paid him already this year. They really are paypigs. Their reward for paying him $70K is to be told, 'Fuck you, you gave me $10K too little now pay up!!!!'

 

[Keystone]

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Phil: "Does this bother you? ahahahahahahahahahah"
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Not a clown and a serious adult...

Phil Burnell sends out a late night tweet during a haze of gin fueled vigor
c. 2018 (colorized)

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil: "Come on slaves, do my work for me!"

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Phil Burnell sends out a late night tweet during a haze of gin fueled vigor
c. 2018 (colorized)

If we turn it around a little...

Phil: "Oh the camera is on!"

 

[samovski]

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Phil: "Come on slaves, do my work for me!"

"You're doing great Dave, don't change a thing, is there anything we can do for you?"

That's what he wants to hear, why bother asking when actual criticism and advise is shrugged off as detractor talk?

 

[Ching_Chong]

From Dragonkiller's Twitter Dave was quoted saying he would be needing $4 to 8K extra from his beg-a-thons. I think we may have speculated based on that that he may have caught up on 2 Estimated Income Tax payments, but I don't recall Dave ever mentioning that he had done so.

I even flat out said it several times, but it still amazes me he's actually telling his audience they need to pay his Federal Tax liability on his $100+K salary, which was 65 to 70% money they paid him already this year. They really are paypigs. Their reward for paying him $70K is to be told, 'Fuck you, you gave me $10K too little now pay up!!!!'

I thought he said he got the state taxes done earlier this year but not the federal.

 

[Destro1986]

"You're doing great Dave, don't change a thing, is there anything we can do for you?"

That's what he wants to hear, why bother asking when actual criticism and advise is shrugged off as detractor talk?

Didn't he mock someone 3 hours ago for suggesting he stop looking at his phone during streams?

 

[Dragoonism]

Didn't he mock someone 3 hours ago for suggesting he stop looking at his phone during streams?

He did, the guy asked him to stop looking on the phone and Phil went straight to mocking him!

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Considering the fairly inconsistent nature of the hobby that Phil has I'm surprised he's maintaining the narrative that it all goes to his bills. Usually bills are regularly the same amount owed. Patreon tanked, YouTube tanked and Twitch is sometimes lucrative and sometimes barren.

The story literally makes no sense.

 

[drgnkiller]

I thought he said he got the state taxes done earlier this year but not the federal.

State taxes are quarterly and I know for a fact he said he paid the first quarter. He never paid the 2nd quarter and said that money paid off the back taxes the attorney screwed him with and federal taxes from 2017.

So he still owes 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarter for state taxes. (I estimate about $4,500 total) He also claims he didn't pay a dime of federal taxes for 2018 and those are due in April, which means he'll owe them a penalty for not paying all year.

 

[Keystone]

"You're doing great Dave, don't change a thing, is there anything we can do for you?"

That's what he wants to hear, why bother asking when actual criticism and advise is shrugged off as detractor talk?

Wrong. This is what he wants to hear,

"You're doing great Dave, don't change a thing, here's every last dollar to our name. Here, take the credentials to our bank accounts! Want us to sell everything we own to get you even more?"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He did, the guy asked him to stop looking on the phone and Phil went straight to mocking him!

I swear the doods got borderline personality disorder, or someone else runs his twitter half the time.

The guy refuses to answer any questions about anything except wrestling, and then is a mute until someone asks another question he will most likely not be sincere about. Then goes on twitter and starts tweeting about what he’s watching or his opinion on something.

Hey faggot, instead of wasting your time typing out a twitlonger about that spooky Netflix show, save it for the next stream and talk about it with your fans, maybe recommend it to them or see if anyone else watched it. Fucking engage with them and remind them you aren’t just “insert the quarter to make Mr. Piggy speak”

I know the guys got no hobbies outside sitting on the couch watching shit, but talk about that shit at least, there’s an endless amount of genres he can discuss, but instead he only really cares about wrestling or telling someone they don’t know

 

[Wurstbrot]

Didn't he mock someone 3 hours ago for suggesting he stop looking at his phone during streams?

Yes. And at the same time he's the guy who wants to be paid by the same people he mocks and insults.

Huuuuh, very low interaction today. Why is nobody tipping me money?

I'm not quite sure what goes through his head when he does shit like this. Does he think "Oh I just jumped on this one person who is a detractor, for sure, nobody will miss him" when in fact he gives a big awful impression of social behavior to everyone and basically mocks everyone who has the same opinion as this poor guy. Only an idiot would think his audience says "Good one Phil you've shown him, what an idiot, dares to stir negativity in our chat, lol lol lol".

 

[boxybum]

I swear the doods got borderline personality disorder, or someone else runs his twitter half the time.

The guy refuses to answer any questions about anything except wrestling, and then is a mute until someone asks another question he will most likely not be sincere about. Then goes on twitter and starts tweeting about what he’s watching or his opinion on something.

Hey faggot, instead of wasting your time typing out a twitlonger about that spooky Netflix show, save it for the next stream and talk about it with your fans, maybe recommend it to them or see if anyone else watched it. Fucking engage with them and remind them you aren’t just “insert the quarter to make Mr. Piggy speak”

I know the guys got no hobbies outside sitting on the couch watching shit, but talk about that shit at least, there’s an endless amount of genres he can discuss, but instead he only really cares about wrestling or telling someone they don’t know

After watching him and Leanna set up that Christmas tree in the condo I could safely say that the guy is socially awkward and is just a weird person. It was like he was afraid to get close to her. The way he acted around her was so strange and uncomfortable you could tell something was off. Same thing in the Kat intro video and how they were both behaving so strangely like they barely knew each other. Dsp doesn't like his fans or his girlfriend's he is just using them to get what he wants. It is all a business transaction for him.

The only thing DSP is good at is feigning ignorance and lying to people. In fact that is what got him to where he is today.

 

[chicken wings]

The way he acted around her was so strange and uncomfortable you could tell something was off. Same thing in the Kat intro video and how they were both behaving so strangely like they barely knew each other. Dsp doesn't like his fans or his girlfriend's he is just using them to get what he wants. It is all a business transaction for him.

I believe it's the result of a prolonged text exchange. Like you chat someone up on a dating app and you're so comfortable with just exchanging messages back and forth that when the day comes you do meet in person, it suddenly becomes awkward as hell because you no longer have the luxury of processing your words before you type it out.

It's like Phil's lengthy forum or twitter posts where he seems to have plenty to say but when he's on stream, it's nothing but constant umms and snorts and rocking back and forth followed by a spew of absolute nonsense where he regurgitates the same vile shit over and over.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

After watching him and Leanna set up that Christmas tree in the condo I could safely say that the guy is socially awkward and is just a weird person. It was like he was afraid to get close to her. The way he acted around her was so strange and uncomfortable you could tell something was off. Same thing in the Kat intro video and how they were both behaving so strangely like they barely knew each other. Dsp doesn't like his fans or his girlfriend's he is just using them to get what he wants. It is all a business transaction for him.

The only thing DSP is good at is feigning ignorance and lying to people. In fact that is what got him to where he is today.

This all sounds like nudnik rumors, this guy was an alpha male chad when he was younger, he had to beat women off of him when he was tossing salads