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Dylan wasn't willing to remove Jack's collar after his removal from the cult. Someone had to do it with a bolt cutter at Home Depot. Was linked earlier but without an archive

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Arman Ellis and his husband Tony were present at Dylan and Daniel's wedding. It's not surprising that Dylan tried to convert them, nor is it surprising that they didn't talk about it publicly - we know Dylan gives his pups-in-training a gag order about their relationship. It's likely the others in the "wedding party" were pups-in-training.
 
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This is the origin of the "Dylan pose" he does in every picture (see bottom post). Though the images do not load, the top post is from Angus, indicating he was serving under Dylan since at least 2015.

Also, who is Mr. January, who dom'd Dylan? He told Dylan to never talk to him again, so I'm sure there's a lot there. This page also shows that Dylan was briefly Biff's sub(!)
 
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finally got through the thread, and let me just say: some of y'all really love to a-log and overdose on the red pills haha.

If you're all going to blame someone, blame Dylan. Let's not question the sanity of this involved in the harem, because at that point it's mute. Also, a-logging the dead is a pretty low ball thing to do. Likewise, this shit is not indicative of gays as a group. I will still say we have a lot of deep seated issues with intimate connections, and it gets manifested from time to time with weird ass stories like this on domestic abuse.

Straight people have shit like this that happens-- though you all probably don't use the word "pup"-- maybe "kitten" or "daddy's little girl" though (:horrifying:)
 
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Introducing Chandler, aka Lil Pup.

Chandler first contacted Dylan in 2013 on Tumblr, imitating the "Dylan pose." He was in college.

He was collared a while later, but eventually became un-collared. It is unknown why he was removed from the cult.

This archive lists all the pups and pups-in-training as of February 2015.

An archive in which Dylan mentions multiple steroid-related hospitalizations, rape fantasies, and when Biff attained puphood.

Daniel's pup name used to be Angus. Dylan's morning ritual for his pups has existed since 2014. NSFW archive.
 
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PLEASE LET ME BE WRONG

I know this doesn't account for the angle of the photo from the camera's perspective or the fact that his torso has a slight lean as well, but fuck it, it's "estimated" baby

EDIT: Okay, just proved myself wrong. That is a Mid Wall or Medium Height cubical wall he's standing beside that is approx. 53" tall.

So that would put him at about 71.5/72"(6ft) Tall.
 
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I mean, if we just reference Dylan with his pups, and he says he's 6'1'', and they're taller than him, that's cause for being suspicious about his height lol.

Bitch is probably like 5'4'' tbh. Maybe 5'0'', but that's because I find the idea of a manlet with a giant chorizo cock walking around extremely hilarious.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Dylan wasn't willing to remove Jack's collar after his removal from the cult. Someone had to do it with a bolt cutter at Home Depot. Was linked earlier but without an archive

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Arman Ellis and his husband Tony were present at Dylan and Daniel's wedding. It's not surprising that Dylan tried to convert them, nor is it surprising that they didn't talk about it publicly - we know Dylan gives his pups-in-training a gag order about their relationship. It's likely the others in the "wedding party" were pups-in-training.
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Well that's fucking horror fuel there. Any clue on where he went?
 
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Also, a-logging the dead is a pretty low ball thing to do.
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On the flipside, Dylan is scrubbing the net of Jack's own intellectual property — trying to erase him, which is an even more assholey thing to do.

Again, power level admission: I knew Jack since 2000, before all this. I know I find great comfort that stuff is being stored in locations Dylan cannot destroy. :)

Because, you know, the memorializing fone by Dylan has been one big "it's all about meeeeee" wankfest with his pathetic squidgy overbloated wang. :). Oh, and of cirude, a projection of Dylan's spin-doctoring in which Jack just died naturally.
 
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