Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I still don't get how he's any different bad day or not.

I dunno, this selection of tweets does indeed seem especially bitter and nasty -- not infuriating as he often is, just very much an "old man ranting at fucking everything" sort of thing. I suspect Bob's coping skills when it comes to bad days are, uh, lacking.

David Lynch movies are less strange than Brick by Brick.

I like the phrase "an odd time in my life" -- implying that he's settled down into some sort of professional routine as opposed to sperging all day and night on twitter, making videos so focused on himself and his altered voice that they almost qualify as outsider art, and going to bed at nine in the morning.

Does anyone wanna buy him some yellowface for Christmas?

Does anyone wanna point out that all his screenplays are unsold?

 

[Clay Claymore]

Catering to people like Bob is like the 2010s' answer to If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.
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If you give MovieBob a cookie, he’ll want more cookies.

If you give MovieBob more cookies, he’ll start to gain weight.

If MovieBob gains weight, he’ll have a higher chance of contracting diabeetus.

If MovieBob contracts diabeetus, his brain starts to turn to mush.

If MovieBob’s brain turns to mush, he’ll lose his ability of self-awareness.

If MovieBob loses self-awareness, he’ll start spewing crazy crap on Twitter.

If MovieBob starts spewing crazy crap on Twitter, other people will follow suit.

If other people follow suit, Trump wins two elections.

 

[Positron]

I see we're one step closer to Barb Chipman.
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Bobby should make up his mind whether the struggling tranny journalist or MCU storyboard grunt qualifies as the "cultural elite", because in those posts he sounds as if he is dismissing the notion as Republican propaganda. As any rate If the "elites" (however defined) don't want to be condemned by we ignorant masses, all they have to do is to stop their degenerate ways, like urging children to castrate themselves or going to pedo-themed parties in a priest's outfit.

And a lot of Hitler's and Mao's victims belonged to the top 1% wealth class. I think they were grossly, disproportionately, over-represented too.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

General politisperging.
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It's a time-honored leftist tactic to point out the overblown hysteria that some small town folks have concerning scary brown migrants. It's also a time-honored leftist tactic to totally ignore the real problems those migrants cause once they settle in here:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rise-of-somali-gangs-plagues-minneapolis/

https://sites.google.com/site/mnstreetgangs/home/minnesota-s-street-gangs

I see we're one step closer to Barb Chipman.
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History is cyclical and mass psychology is often resource-dependent. Although the Weimar Republic was a huge blossoming of culture, it took place in an area that was economically unstable, with huge wealth disparities. This was why it eventually collapsed; people wanted order and they thought the authoritarian strongmen like Hitler could give it to them.

Now I ask you, who is more likely to maintain the present progressive order of the US? Trump, whose policies have given more jobs and money to the middle class? Or people like MovieBob, who want to use street violence, corporate censorship and abuse of government authority to squeeze and depower Trump voters? (Thus making them more radicalized and more inclined towards authoritarian solutions themselves?)

 

[Zaryiu]

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Gee, it's not like Robin Williams made a joke about divorce being the equivalent of ripping a man's testicles out through his wallet for nothing.


What's with his obsession of linking Predator culture to human culture as much as possible? Can he not conceive of a fictional alien race with norms and custom completely different from our own?


So let me get this straight, he's saying that this:

is a better adaptation of an iconic character than this:

Batman & Robin's Bane is clearly superior:

I'd still pick Batman and Robin cheesy Mr Freeze over Scott Snyder version, at least the chhesy one still overall has his origins intact while the nu52 changed and i think is still canon that Nora was never married to Freeze and is actually old enough to be his grandma (was born in 1943, was put into cryogenics in 1966) and thus made him a generic crazy scientist
Why yes i don't like Scott Snyder run on Batman

 

[TheImportantFart]

Who’s doing this “pioneering gender-science research” Bob? John Money?

 

[Princess Rescuer]

For all the "woke bones" Disney is throwing the nu-males lately, let's not forget that the much-hated "classic princesses" are still what's raking in the money by having their faces on every bit of merchandise and practical item imaginable.

You know who's not in that masturbatory Wreck-It-Ralph 2 trailer where all the princesses lie about not needing men? Riley from Inside Out. A character that actually had to grow and learn how to cope with adapting to new environments, not getting her way all the time and embrace being sorrowful on occasion.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

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Who’s doing this “pioneering gender-science research” Bob? John Money?

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I don't know why Bob's always jerking off to the idea of the Weimar Republic. He's the only person in the history of time and space who could NOT have gotten laid there...

 

[A Random]

I 'unno, being fat, bearded and a loud drunk sounds German enough to me.

 

[Flexo]

I think it says a lot that Bob assumes there must be "an angle" here. That Smith is maybe being a journalist and has principles just does not occur to him.

>"People who don't breed are the future!"
>"You're ok with denying evolution!"

You just know Bob would fall for those scientific paper hoaxes.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I think it says a lot that Bob assumes there must be "an angle" here. That Smith is maybe being a journalist and has principles just does not occur to him.

That's because Bob isn't a principled person. Anything he believes in can be immediately retconned depending on what somebody says to him or what somebody he hates believes in. Let's look at his history on what he thought about video games over the years:

"Jack Thompson is awful. No one should censor any media."

*GamerGate hits*

"Gamers are literally rapists. Jack Thompson wasn't as bad as people claim he was, and Anita is now carrying on his work. She is completely justified and we must fight back against those who are against her!"

*Trump says he thinks video game cause violence*

"Trump hates video games and thinks they cause violence? That's ridiculous and wrong, even though I've been saying the same exact shit for four fucking years."

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Now that someone brought GamerGate up, I would like to inform everyone that SSBU does not, in fact, contain a cutscene where all the characters hang their heads in shame because a relatively small group of gaijins were mean to a tiny group of corrupt women and castrated male prostitutes. Looks like the entire world's worth of an audience DOESN'T have to be punished for the actions of a few people you disagree with.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That's because Bob isn't a principled person. Anything he believes in can be immediately retconned depending on what somebody says to him or what somebody he hates believes in. Let's look at his history on what he thought about video games over the years:

"Jack Thompson is awful. No one should censor any media."

*GamerGate hits*

"Gamers are literally rapists. Jack Thompson wasn't as bad as people claim he was, and Anita is now carrying on his work. She is completely justified and we must fight back against those who are against her!"

*Trump says he thinks video game cause violence*

"Trump hates video games and thinks they cause violence? That's ridiculous and wrong, even though I've been saying the same exact shit for four fucking years."

Actually with the thing about Jack Thompson, he tried to act like Anita has a good reason and doesn’t want to censor games in his Game Overeater episodes

 

[Mola Ram]

Actually with the thing about Jack Thompson, he tried to act like Anita has a good reason and doesn’t want to censor games in his Game Overeater episodes

True, but he went even further, basically claiming that people who were fighting against Jack Thompson defended things they shouldn't have, but it was okay because the threat was that severe.

The whole "Jack Thompson was wrong but Anita Sarkeesian is right and you're an idiot if you don't see that" shtick is pretty much the ur-text to understand Bob's stunted debating skills and sheer intellectual dishonesty.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It appears Bob will have something big to sperg about on Twitter today. CNN had to evacuate its New York offices after receiving a suspicious package, and the Secret Service intercepted similar packages sent to the Clintons and President Obama. It's pretty much a given that he is going to blame Trump supporters. Damn those MAGA hat-wearing mayonnaise ghouls and their constant thwarting of his Superior Future™! Why can't these obsolescent sub-mentals accept their fate and let evolution take its course? Surely, Bob is the pinnacle of intellectual enlightenment. All praise to Shigeru Miyamoto and Kevin Feige!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It appears Bob will have something big to sperg about on Twitter today. CNN had to evacuate its New York offices after receiving a suspicious package, and the Secret Service intercepted similar packages sent to the Clintons and President Obama. It's pretty much a given that he is going to blame Trump supporters. Damn those MAGA hat-wearing mayonnaise ghouls and their constant thwarting of his Superior Future™! Why can't these obsolescent sub-mentals accept their fate and let evolution take its course? Surely, Bob is the pinnacle of intellectual enlightenment. All praise to Shigeru Miyamoto and Kevin Feige!

But how would he respond if Trump, who despises Obama, condemned it?

 

[Gordon Cole]

It appears Bob will have something big to sperg about on Twitter today. CNN had to evacuate its New York offices after receiving a suspicious package, and the Secret Service intercepted similar packages sent to the Clintons and President Obama. It's pretty much a given that he is going to blame Trump supporters. Damn those MAGA hat-wearing mayonnaise ghouls and their constant thwarting of his Superior Future™! Why can't these obsolescent sub-mentals accept their fate and let evolution take its course? Surely, Bob is the pinnacle of intellectual enlightenment. All praise to Shigeru Miyamoto and Kevin Feige!

But don't say anything bad about Antifa!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Just remember guys, the left wing never ever does things like this.

Please ignore the Ricin stuff and the GUY WHO SHOT UP A SENATORIAL BASEBALL GAME

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Please ignore the Ricin stuff and the GUY WHO SHOT UP A SENATORIAL BASEBALL GAME

Don't forget that suspicious package Susan Collins received in the mail after she voted to confirm Kavanaugh. May I blame that one on the Democrats?

 

[Mola Ram]

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But don't say anything bad about Antifa!

Hey, remember that Republican who came a whore's hair away from offing enough Congressmen to flip control of the House? You know, that Republican who was a bigtime Bernie supporter and who traded emails with Dick Durbin that still haven't been released? Man, what a right-wing asshole that guy was.

Ah, why the fuck do I bother.

EDIT: Sorta ninja'd by @Sheryl Nome , but the point still stands.