Sonichu Sonichu 16 - The Idea Guy comic

[Depression_Begins]

At this point, it's probably best for Chris to just reboot the Sonichu comic and start over. Stick to making one shorter comic each month so it feels like he's achieving something and his Patreon donators don't run out of books.

This is the first Sonichu comic I'm going to skip reading, I'll go through the forum and catch the highlights, but this is a big mess. Which is really a shame because I can tell Chris actually invested a ton of effort and time into it.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, his Patreon is about to get shut down. This is wayyyy against the TOS and I told him that months ago.

You didn't actually expect Chris to not release it or rewrite it, did you? He put MUCH Work Into It, and GREAT Effort as such!

Yeah, he might have stopped aging mentally by 21, but not physically. I mean if you average out his current physical age and mental age you'd probably get 21, so that's something.

Chris stopped aging mentally at nine years old. Ten, tops.

 

[Positron]

I guess Chris only published this because he thinks the Idea Guy saga is still canon in his imaginary land and so feels the need to tell the story.

So is the visit to Planet Dolan, so why doesn't Chris publish it as well.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Is anyone ever going to upload that to the Cwcki? Or is that site just dead?

I dunno. Depends on if anyone feels like it and has an existing account. I was the main CWCki editor for a while and would usually keep it updated, but I lost interest in it a few months back. It just feels redundant since we have KF. There are a few people who still edit the CWCki, but not really enough to deal with all of Chris's updates. It's why I eventually removed the Da Update list and linked to KF instead.

Even if anyone wanted to upload this comic, the CWCki's server is too sluggish right now to deal with 82 files.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

That's clearly an idea guy reference to Prometheus

Nah, the mirror pool clone thing is from pony. :autism:

Funny thing is that in the show, the clones where simplistic, dumbed-down versions of the original. So the copies of Chris being a bunch of horny cretins is an amazingly unaware self burn by Chris on par with his usual displays of ignorance.

However, I can't help but feel this is more of a coincidence as it still looks like IG's fingerprints are all over it.

 

[Lucricitous]

Chris is more dedicated to the canon of his series than Bethesda is to Fallout. Impressive.

 

[TypicalCritic]

I dunno. Depends on if anyone feels like it and has an existing account. I was the main CWCki editor for a while and would usually keep it updated, but I lost interest in it a few months back. It just feels redundant since we have KF. There are a few people who still edit the CWCki, but not really enough to deal with all of Chris's updates. It's why I eventually removed the Da Update list and linked to KF instead.

Even if anyone wanted to upload this comic, the CWCki's server is too sluggish right now to deal with 82 files.

Someone should really fix the CWCki's servers someday, the insanely slow speeds and high chance for the site to just not load really makes it hard to want to use the site. I remember a while ago Bryanfrogboy told me that the site usually loads every 3 refreshes but that doesn't seem to work for me.

 

[niggers]

jesus fucking christ does anyone have plans to type this out?

i waited a decade for sonichu and it's a completely illegible short story

 

[Buck Mullet]

Even if anyone wanted to upload this comic, the CWCki's server is too sluggish right now to deal with 82 files.

Someone should really fix the CWCki's servers someday, the insanely slow speeds and high chance for the site to just not load really makes it hard to want to use the site. I remember a while ago Bryanfrogboy told me that the site usually loads every 3 refreshes but that doesn't seem to work for me.

So basically the CWCwiki has become CWC.

And who knows what the fuck is going on with Chris right now, but maybe being scammed or manipulated into hurting himself is the only way for him to eventually feel the weight of reality. I mean it crashed down on him long ago, he's just been ignoring it. Wouldn't it be great for once if Chris helped Chris get better? Unfortunately, he needs to learn that that has nothing to do with buying toys and playing with imaginary friends.

 

[Lioness]

Is... Is that Sonichu's penis with jizz/piss coming out of it?

 

[The Dude]

jesus fucking christ does anyone have plans to type this out?

i waited a decade for sonichu and it's a completely illegible short story

How is that any different from the previous books? It's always been an incomprehensible cluster-fuck.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

For one thing, he at least made them legible by typing them. In fucking Comic Sans of all fonts.

 

[awoo]

For one thing, he at least made them legible by typing them. In fucking Comic Sans of all fonts.

The criticism is unwarranted. Comics Sans is most appropriate for children's books or comics, which this is.

 

[Buck Mullet]

The criticism is unwarranted. Comics Sans is most appropriate for children's books or comics, which this is.

It would be considered child abuse for an adult to put this in the hands of kids.

 

[TaterBot]

Yeah, his Patreon is about to get shut down. This is wayyyy against the TOS and I told him that months ago.

If even a couple people report him for spreading hate or whatever the term is (Nazi references) he's done like dinner.

Bull. You'd have to be a combination of Mafia +ISIS + Hitler to get kicked off that puddingshite site. Chris, with his mystical horseshit and his "legality disclaimers" is in no danger of that.

Looks like Chris is more firmly attached to his idea buddies than to his Illustrious Christorical Figures. So who's on the inside track now?

 

[Xanax]

Wow, congratu-welldone Idea Guy, you're actually a worse writer than Chris.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Sonichu wants to rape his tranny dad but is stopped by his butthole being fisted.

Eh... still a better story then Sonic 06

 

[TypicalCritic]

Sonichu wants to rape his tranny dad but is stopped by his butthole being fisted.

Eh... still a better story then Sonic 06

On one hand, you have a character who is known for not falling in love, falling in love. On the other hand, you have a horny and autistic character acting horny and autistic. Which one sounds like better character writing?

 

[Excelina]

Okay so Chris is physically 21 but is also now a great-grandfather/mother. Of Nazi rape babies.

 

[Wrathcaster]

I usually don't go a-log on Chris but I swear, something about him lecturing his readers that all this insane bullshit actually happened makes me somewhat irate. I guess it's his utterly smug certainty that plainly false things are true that gets to me.

Reading this complete nonsense garbage and having some pear-head swamp monster tell me it's real makes me wanna smack the living shit outta him. Fuck.