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- Jun 11, 2014
If you stay very very quiet, and listen really really hard, you can hear Bob weeping from the grave.
Also the only funny part of that shit was:
Also the only funny part of that shit was:
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lmao there's little kernels of absolute insanity like that all throughout the pages.If you stay very very quiet, and listen really really hard, you can hear Bob weeping from the grave.
Also the only funny part of that shit was:
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Honestly Chris would make bank if he would do five minute Skype/Discord video calls where you can say anything to him and ask any questions and Chris would at the very least have to sit through the entire five minute call, listening to it with his camera on.
-Sonichu gets suddenly turned on by Chris and demands sex (despite always being presented as monogamic and being the most direct "son" of Chris) to wich Chris nonchalantly agrees like it's not a big deal, only it has to be later.
-Sonichu wants to pork Chris "NOW NOW NOW NOW" and tries to rape him. Chris stops him by literaly fisting him and then lifting him up by the asshole like a ventriloquist.
Chris fucked barb"But you got me too turned on for me to let you go without sex now!"
---Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!
...SAID TO HIS MOTHER.
Putting aside all the impenetrable walls of autism and Chris's willingness to embrace the cheesiest of /b/-tier edginess, the fact that Chis thinks he could possibly pass for 21yo is fucking insane.
It's like Chris wants to make sure he does the exact opposite of what he should do. He has obligations to give people stuff they paid for? Nah, no time for that. He'll get screwed over majorly if he mails people a book full of nazi stuff? Oh well, can't help that, send the book out anyway."don't do it chris, you could loose your patreon"
"mmmmmyeah"
*does it anyway*
Oh chris you card.
"But you got me too turned on for me to let you go without sex now!"
---Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!
...SAID TO HIS MOTHER.
Well Chris used to spoon with Barb, so he's probably had a sex dream about her at some point. I wonder if this os Chris' way of saying Barb fisted his ass to pubish him.It's also stated by Chris in the comic that Sonichu is acting evil because he's experiencing all of Chris' past emotions. Which I guess means that Chris felt like he wanted to rape his mom at some point?
It's little things like this,"don't do it chris, you could loose your patreon"
"mmmmmyeah"
*does it anyway*
Oh chris you card.
this, & Angelica's conversion to "Islamism" that makes me wonder how Chris managed to survive this long without two brain cells to rub together.Yeah. Though Chris has a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that the Idea Guys had lied to him about everything. After he was rescued from them, he actually thanked them over Twitter for validating his belief in alternate dimensions, and was mad at them for "damaging" the CWCville dimension.
I wonder about the other serial killers having chu forms. Christ, that Bob part is a pull on the heart stringThe parts with Bob made me sad. He's all excited to see his dad again, and he's on the fucking same page as Ted Bundy and in Sonichu form.![]()
Okay, hold on a second.
If I'm reading this correctly, at one point a pony dropped a strand of his DNA in some kind of magical mirror pool in Equestria and cloned a shit ton of 'lustful' Chris's which then caused all the ponies to evacuate Equestria?
Sometimes Chris is the best at roasting himself without knowing it.