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82 pages of this? Jesus, I actually feel bad that Chris felt obligated to draw all this garbage he hates because Idea Guy messed with his imaginary world.
Sonichu Sonichu 16 - The Idea Guy comic
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Does this confirm that the electric rodents have prostates too?
Is... Is that Sonichu's penis with jizz/piss coming out of it?
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If Chris actually believes this happened then we're not going to get any good Sonichu for a while, if ever. I mean is he really going to write stories about Blake in ISIS and Punchy in an institution?
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If Chris ever manages to convince himself that he can undo this continuity by saying he was tricked by divine beings, this will be the Sonichu equivalent of The Satanic Verses. And he'll probably be on the receiving end of a fatwa, too.
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I just realized that no one put this on the CWCki, and I have neither the time nor the guts to do it.
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I'd say the less opportunities to encounter this screed, the better.
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Boring and gay. This is the dullest version of Sonichu yet and I know everyone is thinking "Yeah, but I want to read it" well don't. You haven't missed anything and you'll wish you hadn't damaged your eyes or braincells reading it.
It's basically a paragraph upon paragraph story about how Australtina went to war with CWCville and how Chris and the SOnichus defeated them, then how all these alternate universe/clones of Classic Chris went to war with CWCville and how Chris and the Sonichus defeated them but this somehow led to Hitler getting the amulet due to to John's time bike and Hitler was able to live forever before Chris killed him. Then somehow Nazi Germany again came to power and invaded CWCville and how Chris, John and the Sonichus just killed them all, and turned many more of them into Sonichus which they don't like because Sonichus aren't pure. That's the first 52 or so pages.
So now you're thinking "Okay, sounds like an action packed plot" but no, you'd be wrong. It's just Chris saying shit like
"The Australtinian army invaded, and killed all the CWCdefens soldiers, so then SOnichu, John, and Kurume...as well as myself, used the power of the rainbow as well as the magic from the neptunia dimension, to destroy the Australtinians to the western part of the city. John then jumped on the time bike to go back to 1934.."
It's just rambling about shit that Chris assumes you know all about, him fighting idea guy villains just using magic and psychic powers, and these villains neither speak to the heroes nor are they any actual match and just get straight up killed by Chris' magic whenever he feels like using it. It's not told in a comic format, it's not told in a novel format, it's told in an unclear mess of a textwall that makes no sense and it sounds like Chris was high the entire time he wrote it.
There I just saved you the time trying to read it.
It's basically a paragraph upon paragraph story about how Australtina went to war with CWCville and how Chris and the SOnichus defeated them, then how all these alternate universe/clones of Classic Chris went to war with CWCville and how Chris and the Sonichus defeated them but this somehow led to Hitler getting the amulet due to to John's time bike and Hitler was able to live forever before Chris killed him. Then somehow Nazi Germany again came to power and invaded CWCville and how Chris, John and the Sonichus just killed them all, and turned many more of them into Sonichus which they don't like because Sonichus aren't pure. That's the first 52 or so pages.
So now you're thinking "Okay, sounds like an action packed plot" but no, you'd be wrong. It's just Chris saying shit like
"The Australtinian army invaded, and killed all the CWCdefens soldiers, so then SOnichu, John, and Kurume...as well as myself, used the power of the rainbow as well as the magic from the neptunia dimension, to destroy the Australtinians to the western part of the city. John then jumped on the time bike to go back to 1934.."
It's just rambling about shit that Chris assumes you know all about, him fighting idea guy villains just using magic and psychic powers, and these villains neither speak to the heroes nor are they any actual match and just get straight up killed by Chris' magic whenever he feels like using it. It's not told in a comic format, it's not told in a novel format, it's told in an unclear mess of a textwall that makes no sense and it sounds like Chris was high the entire time he wrote it.
There I just saved you the time trying to read it.
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This pretty much sums up my reaction to this issue. Not even seeing Hitler as a sonichu got a laugh out of me, it's that dull, though I'm not surprised that Chris is now lazy enough to not even bother drawing his stupid stories in comic format.
God, there isn't enough vodka in the world to bleach my brain from this bore-fest.
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That was just sad. I wonder how Chris will put even less effort into his next book.
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As Chris slowly dies, the Cwcki does so with him. Mark my words, the momment Chris is kill, the Cwcki will go down. Shortly after the Internet, across all nations, will be cut. We will raise a memorial in every major city and remember it for ages.
Or maybe nobody cares about the Cwcki enough anymore, I don't know.
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Navigating the poor thing has gotten harder since it's become so laggy. I still check it out for a chuckle fairly often, though.
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