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Love the profile picture :D

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SkippyLongbottom said:
10+ years of being an honest dude. Man, it's really hard to watch this dude ramble on without getting pissed off.
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lol right, phil hasnt gone more than a day without lying through his teeth. and if i paid more attention or knew him personally. it would probably be every 10mins

PenisMuncher23 said:
If he would shut the fuck up for more than 5 seconds and get rid of all the overlays, I would consider watching his stream.
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ya, everytime i watch his live stream im reminded of some young autistic individual who wants to make their stream flashy with overlays like anime tits or something. and he talks so muchhhhhhh. alot of the time while phil is talking
 
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Haunter said:
Are these not the same thing? It could be I'm confusing two separate instances. I remember Phil getting the massive Cryaotic host, which was met with quitting to have dinner with Kat and the "Somethings are more important than money, real talk" vomit in chat. Who's Arturo?
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Art / Arturo Sanchez / NYCFurby (twitch) is a FGC streamer and part of Team Sp00ky, pretty mean Dhalsim player, and one of the other twitch people Phil actually watches from time to time. I don't remember what game it was and I want to say it was around the first few weeks of Kat actually arriving, so Feb/Mar timeframe. But Arturo got done doing something and either raided or hosted Phil, and not even 10 minutes later Phil called it a night to go spend time with Kat. But yes, the next day he tried to give a story about he has a schedule and some things are more important than money. While ignoring the boost he could've earned.
 
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Art / Arturo Sanchez / NYCFurby (twitch) is a FGC streamer and part of Team Sp00ky, pretty mean Dhalsim player, and one of the other twitch people Phil actually watches from time to time. I don't remember what game it was and I want to say it was around the first few weeks of Kat actually arriving, so Feb/Mar timeframe. But Arturo got done doing something and either raided or hosted Phil, and not even 10 minutes later Phil called it a night to go spend time with Kat. But yes, the next day he tried to give a story about he has a schedule and some things are more important than money. While ignoring the boost he could've earned.
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I'm damn sure the whole "more important than money" thing was during his birthday stream. I remember him being super retarded with the birthday cake that Kat definitely made. He got hosted by Cry that night, so unless he did the "more important than money real talk" twice, I think you're wrong. He didn't do it later either, he typed in chat just as he went offline, because he had like 2k people in shock he'd just ran away.

Edit - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-1-4-6-2018-dsps-birthday-stream.41064/page-16

Definitely his birthday stream and definitely by Cryaotic.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Sure he did

From 2007
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This is a playthrough (or in this case a longplay, playthroughs without commentary) that is even older than that. This video is from 2006. There are longplays out there from before Youtube was even a thing, like late 90s.

“I created playthroughs,” is not just factually incorrect, it’s fucking delusional.
 
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samovski said:
I'm damn sure the whole "more important than money" thing was during his birthday stream. I remember him being super exceptional with the birthday cake that Kat definitely made. He got hosted by Cry that night, so unless he did the "more important than money real talk" twice, I think you're wrong. He didn't do it later either, he typed in chat just as he went offline, because he had like 2k people in shock he'd just ran away.

Edit - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-1-4-6-2018-dsps-birthday-stream.41064/page-16

Definitely his birthday stream and definitely by Cryaotic.
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I may be wrong by what he said, but I distinctly remember Art giving him attention and Phil not taking advantage of the situation. I'll see if I can find the vod or youtube of it, because I know it exists.
 
PenisMuncher23 said:
The funny thing is that this is the first time I've seen him look somewhat competent at a fighting game. If he could calm down, stop using a shitty internet connection, and keep playing, he could be good at this.
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I don't know about that dude. This game is button masher friendly. He went in knowing he was going to eat shit yet he went out eating shit and complaining the whole time.
 
He banned NewFaceOfCreation for saying that, no less. “You went into this knowing you would be bad and warning everyone that you were going to be bad and you were going to lose... so why are you getting so mad at the fact that you’re so bad and losing?”

Prior to wage-quitting, did he ever get his tip that he was so salty over?

EDIT: I’m also going to destroy my sanity and go back through his old Pokken Tournament online stuff because he claims that it had PERFECT netcode. I can almost guarantee he had complaints about it.
 
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Thing is, I don't play fighting games, so I can't say flat out he's lying. But I occasionally watch Maximillian and I haven't heard him complain nearly as much as Dave. Max is constantly the gentleman, never seems to tilt and understands that while a game might have a bit of lag or dropped frames, it's for both players not just him. The difference in attitude is genuinely shocking. It's the actual difference between a professional and try-hard.

So while I kinda believe some of the things he brings up. I can't help but think it's primarily lack of skill and understanding of each games basic mechanics that does him in.

Good luck @thebonesauce, sitting through him playing a fighting game these last few years is like a test of endurance.
 
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thebonesauce said:
He banned NewFaceOfCreation for saying that, no less. “You went into this knowing you would be bad and warning everyone that you were going to be bad and you were going to lose... so why are you getting so mad at the fact that you’re so bad and losing?”

Prior to wage-quitting, did he ever get his tip that he was so salty over?

EDIT: I’m also going to destroy my sanity and go back through his old Pokken Tournament online stuff because he claims that it had PERFECT netcode. I can almost guarantee he had complaints about it.
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According to his review on KOGaming it is almost flawless online, however he hated the single player mode since the AI always cheated...

@samovski The diffrence is that Max dont blame everything else for his shortcomings, while Dave needs to keep a fake image up about how special he is!
 
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Thing is, I don't play fighting games, so I can't say flat out he's lying. But I occasionally watch Maximillian and I haven't heard him complain nearly as much as Dave. Max is constantly the gentleman, never seems to tilt and understands that while a game might have a bit of lag or dropped frames, it's for both players not just him. The difference in attitude is genuinely shocking. It's the actual difference between a professional and try-hard.

So while I kinda believe some of the things he brings up. I can't help but think it's primarily lack of skill and understanding of each games basic mechanics that does him in.

Good luck @thebonesauce, sitting through him playing a fighting game these last few years is like a test of endurance.
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Every game will have some latency while playing online, some better than others and depending on the other players location and internet connection it may get better or worse.

Phils issue is he can't seem to adjust to that and expects it to be like offline play.
 
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FallGout said:
Every game will have some latency while playing online, some better than others and depending on the other players location and internet connection it may get better or worse.

Phils issue is he can't seem to adjust to that and expects it to be like offline play.
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Actually, since he doesn't play PVP offline he expects it to be either

1. His imaginary version of what it should play like that has no grounding in reality
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2. Offline CPU mode.

Do we know when the last time he played a real person, live, in a fighting game was?
 
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Dragoonism said:
That has to be Rambo or Howard before he moved to Renton, didnt he have a party shortly before with his "friends" and they played some games?
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I'm relatively new so I can't speak confidently about those times.

It's definitely before he moved right? Cause he has no IRL friends in WA and he's terrified of the scene?

Think he'd play kids at the movie theater to try and get cheap thrills, or is he scared of losing?
 
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For anyone who doesn’t play fighters and might not know better, 95% of Daves complaints playing online are bullshit.

There's always going to be some sort of delay online, but it’s not to the degree that he exaggerates. He uses the same excuses for every fighting game online; lag, I was blocking, doesn’t read my inputs right.

These are all user error, every single one, it’s not some conspiracy by other fighting game streamers like the pig would have you believe, it’s just not really an issue.

Daves lag is either him having a snitty Internet connection he thinks is good, a lie he keeps telling, or in his head. I’m going with the in his head one, because the dudes reactions are just not there anymore, he reacts to shit so slow, I’m also pretty sure he’s blind as a bat and can’t see shit on the tv, he constantly complains about not being able to read shit on the screen that’s not even far away, and his constant squinting and leaning in

TLDR he’s an aging man who would rather blame a video game than himself
 
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