Good luck Midland. Chris has been playing the long con. He doesn't have the money, but he also doesn't have anything of value to take.
- House is already mortgaged. Not his anyway.
- Car is a piece of shit
- Only steady income is neetbux that are untouchable
- Majority of income spent on worthless plastic trinkets with no resale value
- The first edition of Sonichu is unironically the most valuable thing he has, but only because if it went on ebay multiple drooling autists would get into a bidding war. I like to think Hirtes would win.
Chris is quite literally insulated from any negative consequences here. Any legalfags wanna correct me on this? If I understand everything correctly Chris should absolutely just ignore this. Sure his credit will be fucked, but its already fucked anyway.