DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Slander Man]

what do you think is the most disgusting thing phil has done? to me it was him jacking it and not even cleaning and washing himself, just straight to streaming for hours.

you can probably smell the stench of phil a block away

When he said he would bitch slap an 11 year old girl in real life. Just think about that for a second. Picture a 36 year old man back-handing a little girl across the face for being edgy in an online game. God forbid he ever has kids.

Also, this would be a good time for my "when did you become a detractor?" story. This was a very long time ago so some of the small details may be lost on me. It was around the time when Phil was playing old school nintendo games (filmed with the camera pointed at the tv) and he had mentioned some game from his childhood that he would like to play again. Fast forward a few weeks and a fan actually sent him a copy of the game for Phil to play. I seem to remember the game being sort of rare and this was the fan's personal copy.

Phil proceeds to make a vlog shitting all over the guy for sending him a game without running it by him first. "I'm not playing old schook games anymore dood, that was weeks ago. Don't send me a game out of the blue and expect a playthrough ack ack ack." Keep in mind, the fan never asked for a playthrough. Phil just assumed. Imagine the look on that fan's face when he saw that video. That is pretty disgusting tbh.

I haven't been able to find that vlog since. If anyone could find it, I will rate positively on every post you ever make. This was probably around 2010 and possibly thrown in with a week in preview or some sort of video like that.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I can just smell Phil on the cusp of complaining about LOW VIEWERSHIP on Twitch and POOR AD REVENUE on youtube, which means anther Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemergency is coming after this playthrough that suppose to save his career..............

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Panda fucked off after the hospital incident

I think she left before that but was still on good terms with Dave, like she tried to be just friends with him. The video detailing her hospital visit most likely killed their post break up friendship.

Back to Dave- His patreon is at about 650. It's really funny how he and spoony have so much in common in terms of how hard they fell from grace.

 

[Wing Zero]

Just for laughs, I decided to Youtube search "Red Dead Redemption 2 Playthrough" and "Red Dead redemption 2 Let's Play", just to see where poor Philly was ranking in the search results. In both cases, I gave up scrolling after the first query started giving me trailers for RDR2, and in the second case, starting giving me results for LPs of RDR1...

His channel is dead as fuck. His first video doesn't even have 4,000 views yet, and the second video is half that.

 

[TheGoutinator]

Him saying he has absolutely no time to workout is both the most funniest and frustrating thing I've heard him say in some time. Not only is it obviously not true, but he's literally making excuses for why he's killing himself. Your health and fitness becomes more and more important the older you get and Dave is approaching 40 - and especially with his medical history.

I predict in only a few years time he will look exactly like @TheyCallItNPD's profile picture.

 

[Sparkletor]

Him saying he has absolutely no time to workout is both the most funniest and frustrating thing I've heard him say in some time. Not only is it obviously not true, but he's literally making excuses for why he's killing himself. Your health and fitness becomes more and more important the older you get and Dave is approaching 40 - and especially with his medical history.

I predict in only a few years time he will look exactly like @TheyCallItNPD's profile picture.

I believe he has stated that he too busy to exercise during the day and by the time he gets done streaming (9:00pm his time) he cannot exercise because his gated community does not allow loud noise at night.

 

[JamFlowMan]

and by the time he gets done streaming (9:00pm his time) he cannot exercise because his gated community does not allow loud noise at night.

This is also Kat's excuse for why they can't have sex.

 

[Heckler1]

This is also Kat's excuse for why they can't have sex.

Also she's always sore "after the gym"

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil was pondering if he wants to do the BK nightmare burger for a DSP Tries it on Sunday. He garbled out a bunch of word salad about how his and Kat's schedule means they won't want to cook on Sunday, and that he still is "required" to do a DSP Tries it to "fulfill" his obligations for his sub goal. These words truly indicate that he loves his fans and doesn't just view this as a business transaction. Get hyped for some incoming 'tism and pig noises, I suppose.

He is claiming he is 'so tired' of recording for DSP Tries It, he just wants to come home and eat and relax. This sentence shocked me because, in addition to being laughable, it suggests that Healthy Phillip is coming home with fast food with some degree of frequency... hm.

Someone then suggested he try 23 and Me, and he said he had no idea what it was, so he refused to read the name out loud. The paranoia is escalating. Chat told him it was a DNA test and he said "DNA test? What's that? I mean... DNA test for what?" He then started ignoring explanations in chat. I don't know if this is remarkable pretend stupidity, or just indicative of the absolute isolation he lives in.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I am of the opinion that they were already broken up when the hospital thing happened. Leanna was done with Phil, but he was not done with her. That is why he referred to her as his girlfriend and fiance. He was hoping she would change her mind and stay. I also imagine he was playing mind games with her to try and accomplish this i.e. paying for her phone and letting her drive the BMW. Maybe telling her how she's ruining her life by leaving him and how she will never do better than him or something along those lines. This could have given her added stress and helped bring about an anxiety attack. But that's just my opinion.

Absolutely not, Dave wouldn’t have been letting her use the car for work and not rushed to the hospital, you give him to much credit for how much he cared about Leanna. You also don’t break up with someone and linger for a few weeks but still leave all your shit behind. That bitch left out of the blue one night and said fuck her belongings and dave tried rewriting history like he always does once he has a new maid on order.

The dead give away is that he complained about the hospital bill when he got back from the hospital, he would have no reason to care about that bill if they were already broken up.

It’s much more believable, at least for me, that he was trying to do revisionist history shit during his well planned out winter begathon where he could also brag about his new girl over thinking he was playing some long con with everyone while the break up was happening. You can’t take anything he said in that holiday vlog for real, he said he didn’t care and thought the people making Leanna jokes while they were secretly broken up were stupid, yet those people got banned and he had the nerve to bring up up months later, sure you didn’t care guy

 

[DukeMorty]

I believe he has stated that he too busy to exercise during the day and by the time he gets done streaming (9:00pm his time) he cannot exercise because his gated community does not allow loud noise at night.

Unless Dave is one of those power lifters that grunts when lifting then that is bullshit, especially since the most he curl is like 10 pounds with those noodle arms. Also he can easily do push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, and yoga which yet again requires no noise. I bet he makes more noise drinking gin and watching his tv, oh and I bet he wanders the halls of his pig pen hitting walls while intoxicated. Dave is full of pig shit that I am not surprised that shit aint coming out of his mouth and pores.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP bought a horse

DSP is streaming Forza again tonight

It's "DSP Drives it" time again,

"What the fuck?? I dint make it? No I didn't!? Why? I got so many skill points!"

"Oh I dint know I was timed! That's unfair!"

(The objective clearly stated he has to make it to the destination point within the time limit)

btw Subcount dipped to 494

 

[Surly Muppet]

Absolutely not, Dave wouldn’t have been letting her use the car for work and not rushed to the hospital, you give him to much credit for how much he cared about Leanna. You also don’t break up with someone and linger for a few weeks but still leave all your shit behind. That bitch left out of the blue one night and said fuck her belongings and dave tried rewriting history like he always does once he has a new maid on order.

I suspect the truth sits somewhere between these two versions. I don't think the breakup was clean, I think it was a painful clusterfuck for a few months that then ended with the hospital visit and Leanna taking off suddenly. I say this based on his allusion to the possibility that he may have been cheated on. I think Leanna did cheat on him, Phil found out, and they were trying to 'work through it' and did not formally break up. It may have also prompted the proposal as a band-aid. This served as a contributing factor to Leanna's meltdown, and then the way Phil handled the situation drove her leave immediately after. However, as of that night, Phil thought that she would opt to stay with him after she cooled off. Even after she was gone for a while, I think he was convinced she would cave and come back, which is also why he admitted that he was still paying for her phone some time after. He started talking to Kat as soon as it sunk in that the Panda had permanently fled the enclosure.

For Leanna's part, I think she genuinely loved Phil (somehow), but realized her life was hell. However, she still had to work herself up to leaving him because she had never actually been independent before, meaning that the actual end of the relationship was not clearly defined. For Phil's part, I think it was not so much about love; he would have 'forgiven' the cheating in order to maintain his comfortable status quo, and I think he believed that Leanna's support network would fail her and she would come back to him because, in his mind, he is great.

EDIT: Speaking of healthy relationships, an odd development on stream. Phil just paused to go take out a load of laundry that he thought would be done now. His chat is dumbfounded that Phil is doing laundry and is wondering how Kat got him to do this.

The last time Phil talked about doing laundry himself, it was when Leanna was gone and it worked him into an adrenaline-fueled frenzy one night after stream. This was squarely indicated as a Soulmaid duty thereafter.

Swagginz also changed his name to OmnipotentSwagginz. Because of course.

 

[Agentsmith]

Release day of a huge Rockstar game = stream a driving game he is bad at!! (Note he's bad at most games; but particularly driving games that I've seen - though he's probably the worst at stealth for the record in my opinion)

I watched 2 mins of the stream - and I have never really seen his streams before....This guy really hates what he does. Pretty pathetic in my opinion. I mean sure people dislike their jobs - but they usually have friends at work / other interests etc

Sitting on that weird angle too. People give him bits for such stupid questions

 

[JamFlowMan]

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Release day of a huge Rockstar game = stream a driving game he is bad at!! (Note he's bad at most games; but particularly driving games that I've seen - though he's probably the worst at stealth for the record in my opinion)

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I watched 2 mins of the stream - and I have never really seen his streams before....This guy really hates what he does. Pretty pathetic in my opinion. I mean sure people dislike their jobs - but they usually have friends at work / other interests etc

Sitting on that weird angle too. People give him bits for such stupid questions

If any kind of game is built for you to not look at the screen while you give shallow answers to questions to create the illusion of "chill interaction" it's racing games.

 

[PomegranateKing]

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Release day of a huge Rockstar game = stream a driving game he is bad at!! (Note he's bad at most games; but particularly driving games that I've seen - though he's probably the worst at stealth for the record in my opinion)

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I watched 2 mins of the stream - and I have never really seen his streams before....This guy really hates what he does. Pretty pathetic in my opinion. I mean sure people dislike their jobs - but they usually have friends at work / other interests etc

Sitting on that weird angle too. People give him bits for such stupid questions

Queen Swagginz has changed their name like, 5 or 6 times by now to try to make themselves look cooler...

Can we all just agree that the 'tism this individual has is reaching higher levels with each name change?

 

[actually]

Oof...full on clown mode tonight. As for looking at the chat while playing a racing game? Forza has a rewind button, so he just rewinds and it doesn't matter.

 

[Draza]

Queen Swagginz has changed their name like, 5 or 6 times by now to try to make themselves look cooler...

Can we all just agree that the 'tism this individual has is reaching higher levels with each name change?

More like faggotry and desperate loser.

 

[actually]

Got a little beef going between Geoff and Philip: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/with_replies

 

[Ching_Chong]

Got a little beef going between Geoff and Philip: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/with_replies

Geoff trying to reason with Dave. I'm sure that'll go well.