Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

Zenspacecowboy said:
No matter how you feel about the pups we should want all of them far away from this nutcase.
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As @emspex put it, don't interfere directly. If you are aware of provably criminal acts or those about to commit them, contact the proper authorities discreetly.

Otherwise, we're doing the best thing by collating evidence of Dylan's behavior so he cannot run from it or deny it, let's not ruin that IMO.
 
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GethN7 said:
As @emspex put it, don't interfere directly. If you are aware of provably criminal acts or those about to commit them, contact the proper authorities discreetly.

Otherwise, we're doing the best thing by collating evidence of Dylan's behavior so he cannot run from it or deny it, let's not ruin that IMO.
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Oh no you're right, I meant to say that no matter your opinions on them they shouldn't be bound to this guy.
Directly interfering is a bad idea for sure.
 
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GethN7 said:
As @emspex put it, don't interfere directly. If you are aware of provably criminal acts or those about to commit them, contact the proper authorities discreetly.

Otherwise, we're doing the best thing by collating evidence of Dylan's behavior so he cannot run from it or deny it, let's not ruin that IMO.
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Remember when people went as far as getting a pickle suit for a date with a lolcow? Or snatching console account info to make lolcow put things into ass?

Good times
 
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SoRemote said:
Rhode Island Red? Nice rebranding, Angus. Funny to see how gagging he was to have the attention of belonging to Dylan and now he has to spin and distance himself from the mess!
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One of the pups was mentioned as a gogo dancer who gave all his tips to Dylan (one of the sets of pictures or something). I think it was Angus, so maybe it isn't that Angus is trying to distance himself, maybe he just works as an "exotic dancer" and he's just working.
 
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queerape said:
I don't think the pups are even perpetrators in this, they were victimized by Dylan just as Tank was. They're also being abused by Dylan.
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This guy is fucked up and deserves blame but not the full 100%. Im sure they were all smart enough to know that injecting silicone into your balls isnt all that healthy. Almost reminds me of a local case by me where a girl died from shooting heroin and everyone went after the BF. I know that is a vastly different situation. But they were all competent in doing this. He is def a sick fuck and needs to do some prison time but I dont think he should be catching any level of murder charges etc. They are partly responsible for playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes
 
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Farmhand Luke said:
To add to this, apparently Tank's response to this was one of the biggest things that Dylan kept holding over his head and telling him he was a monster for. Here is a tumblr post where Tank tried to make up for that, and includes his initial responses. This apology post was made while they were broken up, but for some reason Tank was talking to him and trying to salvage some kind of relationship. In some of the chat logs between Tank and others when they were broken up, Tank mentions this, and how this wasn't good enough for Dylan. Because apparently this was the worst thing that ever happened to Dylan, and Tank wasn't outraged enough by it.

Here is Dylan's version of events. It's a big long post about how he had to deactivate his tumblr blog a year prior, because he was getting harassment and death threats, and of course makes no mention of the fact that he was getting harassed because everyone saw the way he was emotionally abusing Tank, as seen in the OP. Nope, in Dylan's version, Tank is the badguy for not being offended enough that somebody said something mean on the facebook. Dylan makes a bunch of other really suspect claims throughout the post, like that Tank never had sex with him, like what the fuck, there are photos of them having sex on tumblr. Dylan claims his therapist convinced him to totally forgive Tank which he totally totally did, but Tank had never apologized or tried to make amends? It's hard to get dates on Tank's tumblr posts as it is now, but I'm pretty sure Tank's giant apology was posted before Dylan's pity party newsletter. And even if Tank's big apology were after Dylan's newsletter, that was the second fucking apology/correction/offense taking at the gorilla comment that Tank made. But Dylan says Tank never tried to make amends at all. Tank apologized, it just wasn't good enough for Dylan, who had of course by then already forgiven him.
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Since Dylan deleted Jack/Tank's tumblr, the post from Jack that I mentioned back in this post is not longer available, so I'm restoring it here.

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Again, this was posted while Jack was broken up with Dylan. Dylan apparently requested him to do this, but in the end it wasn't enough for Dylan. Here's some screenshots of Jack talking to someone else about that, which were posted earlier.

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Because this just wasn't enough for Dylan, Jack continued in the following days by making posts about "30 Days of Devotion," basically 30 days of posting about everything he loved about Dylan, in an attempt to get Dylan to be on friendly terms with him again. He only made it through 9 days before he couldn't do it anymore. I've got screenshots of all of those, but I'm not really sure of the value of posting Jack fawning over Dylan to make him feel better, but lemme know if anyone wants to see that.

I'm certain there was another screenshot'd conversation between Jack and someone else during the time when he was separated from Dylan, where he also discusses how Dylan rejected these gestures and how he couldn't help but become bitter trying to write for 30 days praising Dylan, but for the life of me I cannot find it. It wasn't the conversations posted by Aphyr, sirssoutherncomfort, macrophile-and-cheese, or Tanner. If anyone finds/has/remembers where that other conversation was, please post it.
 
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SoRemote said:
A local TV crew (Channel 10) in Australia was present at the family memorial service for Jack and are doing a segment on his life, apparently. So more media to come.
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His remains were repatriated to Australia, right? That way he can rest easy far far FAR away from that grotesque monster that did that to him. Lolcows are funny. Dylan is a monster. Mad on the internet all you want, but how Dylan treated Jack and the other pups was so callous and cruel no other word fits.
 
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Farmhand Luke said:
Since Dylan deleted Jack/Tank's tumblr, the post from Jack that I mentioned back in this post is not longer available, so I'm restoring it here.

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Again, this was posted while Jack was broken up with Dylan. Dylan apparently requested him to do this, but in the end it wasn't enough for Dylan. Here's some screenshots of Jack talking to someone else about that, which were posted earlier.

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Because this just wasn't enough for Dylan, Jack continued in the following days by making posts about "30 Days of Devotion," basically 30 days of posting about everything he loved about Dylan, in an attempt to get Dylan to be on friendly terms with him again. He only made it through 9 days before he couldn't do it anymore. I've got screenshots of all of those, but I'm not really sure of the value of posting Jack fawning over Dylan to make him feel better, but lemme know if anyone wants to see that.

I'm certain there was another screenshot'd conversation between Jack and someone else during the time when he was separated from Dylan, where he also discusses how Dylan rejected these gestures and how he couldn't help but become bitter trying to write for 30 days praising Dylan, but for the life of me I cannot find it. It wasn't the conversations posted by Aphyr, sirssoutherncomfort, macrophile-and-cheese, or Tanner. If anyone finds/has/remembers where that other conversation was, please post it.
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Jesus Fucking Christ on a Segway.....The more I read about this bastard Dylan the more I want to actively hunt his ass down and kick him in his mutilated nutsack until it bursts. Rate me mad on the interbutts all you want, 'cos that's exactly what I am right now.

As a straight white male and father, this guy STILL makes me so frothing with rage on behalf of a dead gay muscle-bear that I would willingly commit a crime on sight of his fake silverback gorilla posing ass.

This piece of shit dosen't deserve the dedication of his remaining 'pups' in the slightest, and my biggest fear in this case is another one of them ending up in another news column just like this one somewhere down the line.
 
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Farmhand Luke said:
Here's Angus's before and after
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Here are pics from the beginning/early parts of Tank and Dylan's relationship. The grainy one is from their first in person meeting.
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Those don't look like real muscles, they look to be more likely the result of synthol injections.
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It really does show that there is truly no substitute for hard work and perseverance when it comes to improving your own body, because none of these 'quick fixes' that people resort to ever come close to looking as good as the real thing.
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Hellbound Hellhound said:
Those don't look like real muscles, they look to be more likely the result of synthol injections.
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It really does show that there is truly no substitute for hard work and perseverance when it comes to improving your own body, because none of these 'quick fixes' that people resort to ever come close to looking as good as the real thing.
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None of them used synthol; the reason the muscles don't look "real" is because Dylan uses photoshop to morph and touch up the pics to make em all look bigger than they are - and he can be rather ham-fisted about it at times.

He justifies this as just keeping up with what happens with professional models in the gay / adult industry, after his exposure to the practice in his time working for Colt Media - despite hugely exacerbating their collective body dysmorphia.
 
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