Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Wallace]

I gotta request that someone do a deep dive on this image that @Hellfire just posted. It's so immensely stupid that I just want to see someone eviscerate it for my own entertainment.

Jake doesn't seem to be able to comprehend how businesses and the stock market work. When a wealthy person lives off of passive income from investments, Jake somehow thinks that their money is just sitting there, not actually doing anything. Since no paper money is exchanged between a merchant and a consumer, he doesn't get how larger, business-related transactions work.

So yeah, opinions as fact is an apt description. Also, Jake's writing is indeed hard to digest, probably because he's not very bright.

 

[repentance]

The word salad continues

 

[Alekto]

So yeah, opinions as fact is an apt description. Also, Jake's writing is indeed hard to digest, probably because he's not very bright.

That post is fantasizing about winning the billion dollar lottery. First thing he'd do is hire detectives and lawyers to fuck everyone on this thread. Good luck with that.

Then he'd build a giant game company in downtown Tokyo. It would blow up faster than Ion Storm. Jake with a billion dollars would get so owned by every fast-talker around, it wouldn't be funny. He's as stupid as a slop pig.

 

[repentance]

I gotta request that someone do a deep dive on this image that @Hellfire just posted. It's so immensely stupid that I just want to see someone eviscerate it for my own entertainment.

That Jake says he'd spend a two digit amount on food and a three digit amount on toys is unintentionally revealing. Actual bills aren't on his list for any of the amounts mentioned. He doesn't have regular bills so it's not a use of money which occurs to him.

 

[lecher]

Came across the following quote in a long article on the birth of Dianetics. I'll just leave it here.

Campbell had long been fascinated by the subject, which Winter extolled as the interface between the body and the mind: “It’ll be a great world when endocrinology reaches its peak—no dwarfs, no sterile women, no impotent men, no homosexuals, no insanity and no unhappiness. No fooling!”

 

[Hellfire]

The word salad continues



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I think he finally shut the fuck up, after Googleshnging for over 2 hours and 30 minutes, ending just before 7 AM his time. All of this is over BECKAY Gerber getting dunked on by "tankies," with some sucking up to some other Twitter addicted lolcows. I like how Rebecca through the Jake filter keeps ending up as a "2nd generation Cuban immigrant" or the "child of Cuban refugees" (but no mention of her being adopted) to try and get extra victim points. https://archive.fo/KV1C9

 

[Alekto]

Jake is third generation Innsmouth, swim into the river you fucking tankie.

 

[Positron]

You'd have to be a dumb bearded gnome to think Googleshng is a good name.

What is the etymology of "googleshng" anyway? What the fuck does "shng" stand for?

 

[AnOminous]

What is the etymology of "googleshng" anyway? What the fuck does "shng" stand for?

"HNG" stands for "Horny Net Geek." Not sure about the S or if Jake deliberately used that acronym.

Even people on the autistic TT site thought it was a weird name.

 

[Alekto]

I respect the scholarship but doubt the provenance. It kind of sucks this loser has such a sucky name.

 

[Jaimas]

If you fucking love watching Jake suffer, this has been a banner week for you.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"HNG" stands for "Horny Net Geek." Not sure about the S or if Jake deliberately used that acronym.

Even people on the autistic TT site thought it was a weird name.

HNG definition by urbandictionary where the example of how the word is used is pretty funny in the context of Jake.

hng

Horny Net Geek
People looking for sex or cybersex online

Someone ban that lame HNG!

by Hapster October 19, 2003

Weird name either way. His post-patriarchy troon name, Violet Hargrave, is a strange name as well. Sounds like a frumpy teacher from a shitty Harry Potter knock-off. It's so bad. Makes me wonder if someone else didn't come up with the name "The massive vs the masses" while he came up with "Gamorzilla". 'Redshirt' wasn't something he came up with, it was an old joke he lifted, so no creativity there either.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

If you fucking love watching Jake suffer, this has been a banner week for you.

I honestly think Jake is working up to some sort of bona fide suicide attempt. The last month or so he has seemed more frenetic than usual, and people aren't buying his brand of bullshit anymore, including his former "allies," which is adding to his levels of angst. He has an overwhelming need to feel important, and pretty much everyone in contact with him now thinks he is a clown (or severely mentally ill, like Jesse Singal said). He needs some sort of actual mental health intervention, but the person who is best placed to do it, his mother, probably won't because I think she is not aware of how out of whack he is. I mean, she knows he's "off," how could she not; I think she is not aware, probably because she is around him all the time, of how utterly unhinged he actually is.

 

[repentance]

He needs some sort of actual mental health intervention, but the person who is best placed to do it, his mother, probably won't because I think she is not aware of how out of whack he is. I mean, she knows he's "off," how could she not; I think she is not aware, probably because she is around him all the time, of how utterly unhinged he actually is.

Jake has mentioned before that his family monitor his tumblr, so they're aware of the SGG identity and it's likely that at least one of the younger family members keeps an eye on what SGG posts.

Jake's mum probably thinks that his therapist will keep a check on his mental state. Realistically, there's not a lot his mum could do anyway. He may be unhinged, but there's no evidence that he's an imminent danger to himself or others.

 

[AnOminous]

If you fucking love watching Jake suffer, this has been a banner week for you.

There hasn't been a funnier week for Jake-watching since he got doxed up the ass as hard as any man in history.

Jake has mentioned before that his family monitor his tumblr, so they're aware of the SGG identity.

Or he could have just said that to keep anyone from ratting him out and sending his lies about his mom directly to his mom.

 

[repentance]

Or he could have just said that to keep anyone from ratting him out and sending his lies about his mom directly to his mom.

While that's always a possibility given that Jake is a pathological liar, the degree to which various family members have changed their own online behaviour in response to this thread makes me inclined to believe that they're well aware of Jake's alter-ego.

Jake's made 118 tweets in the last couple of hours. He and Becky are both tweeting like there's no tomorrow at the moment.

I wish I'd checked Jake's follower count before he posted this. I'm pretty sure it's still around the same as it was when I checked it a few days ago, though.

 

[OG 666]

Jake & Becky are teaming up to speak out about the anti-semitic cruelty on KF.
(archived tweet)

 

[Jaimas]

I'm a big fan of kicking someone when they're down, so here's an update that covers Jake's attacks on Soha El-Sabaawi.

 

[Next Task]

I do like how Jake is ever so concerned about anti-semitism now the closest thing to a friend he has is someone who is a fake Jew.

 

[AnOminous]

I do like how Jake is ever so concerned about anti-semitism now the closest thing to a friend he has is someone who is a fake Jew.

Jake the Fake's bullshit is hilarious considering I've mostly seen real Jews take offense at Becky's goy bullshit and how she culturally appropriates Judaism without following a single rule. She's as Jewish as Hitler.