Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Doesn't Bob think games that aren't made for children are the domain of douchbros and wasteland ghouls? Why does he even care?

All I'll say is get ready for some more bullshit.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

All I'll say is get ready for some more bullshit.
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Because going to the website or Wikipedia makes too much sense. Otherwise how is he suppose to make a “lol Overwatch has porn, gaizes” joke?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Because going to the website or Wikipedia makes too much sense. Otherwise how is he suppose to make a “lol Overwatch has porn, gaizes” joke?

I hope someone has a screenshot or clip of where he mentioned beating off to Chun-Li. He has a taste for glass houses basements with his projections.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

All I'll say is get ready for some more bullshit.
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Overwatch is popular. Popular things are more likely to get porn made of them. Bob is either too dumb to figure this out, or thinks that you are. Did I say "either/or"? I meant "and".

 

[Judge Dredd]

All I'll say is get ready for some more bullshit.
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Is he admitting here that he doesn't what poser, g-mod, and source film maker are?

 

[Flexo]

It's not even a downer thing, getting a man on Mars is totally a possible thing in our lifetime. The problems start to arise when you start talking about space colonies and moon wheat before the beetus claims Bob.

Not a surprise coming from the "Manhattanize all New York state" guy but Bob seems to have issues with comprehending the scale of his visions beyond "this sounds good to me". You can't just make a livable atmosphere overnight or any short amount of time and he doesn't consider if the amount of resources (fuel) is worth frequent trips. It's not effective, most of those rocks are barren with little we can use when we get there. You can make something out of nothing so we'd have to spend more to get shit there. A new discovery might make rockets more effective but it's extremely doubtful we can just invent alchemy.

As I said in the previous post, I already know someone explaining this to him would basically result in you getting mentally compared to some stock "doubter" character in a movie where someone invents some crazy thing but nah, this is just scientific illiteracy at work.

Ironically the red state wasteland ghouls he hates would be the exact people you want out on the frontier, taming these planets. So on the one hand: ship the ghouls off planet. On the other hand, they be in space before him.

All I'll say is get ready for some more bullshit.
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Why the hell is Bob acting shocked about people liking attractive women?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob, Nazis got America into the space race. They've done more for society than you, and that's hilarious.

That is an interesting topic that I don't think Bob, for all his sperging about Nazi's, has ever addressed. What exactly are his thoughts on Nazi scientists and the ones who eventually came to America? Does he even know about them? Does he just think the Nazi's were a bunch of uneducated rednecks running around helplessly?

Not a surprise coming from the "Manhattanize all New York state" guy but Bob seems to have issues with comprehending the scale of his visions beyond "this sounds good to me". You can't just make a livable atmosphere overnight or any short amount of time and he doesn't consider if the amount of resources (fuel) is worth frequent trips. It's not effective, most of those rocks are barren with little we can use when we get there. You can make something out of nothing so we'd have to spend more to get shit there. A new discovery might make rockets more effective but it's extremely doubtful we can just invent alchemy.

It's almost like getting ideas for society from fiction that isn't based on reality is a bad idea.

 

[LN 910]

Wow you motherfuckers actually predicted it. He's legitimately just thinks that "hehe, gamers" are gonna use his defence of shitart games to whiteknight RDRII, as if Film Crit Hulk of all people is espousing this commonplace, unquestionable opinion.

 

[Zaryiu]

Difference is now Bob is 40 and much fatter and that just makes it even sadder and more pathetic. At least a teenager you know will more than likely grow out of that phase.

FTFY

 

[TrippinKahlua]

To think, I once called this person a Youtube Mentor.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

To think, I once called this person a Youtube Mentor.

that's the face that lunched on a thousand chip(man)s

 

[RockVolnutt]

that's the face that lunched on a thousand chip(man)s

It's the face you make when you remember that Mario cereal you had was older than your audience.

 

[Red Hood]

Because going to the website or Wikipedia makes too much sense. Otherwise how is he suppose to make a “lol Overwatch has porn, gaizes” joke?

He's way late the Overwatch porn joke party. My roomate and I were making that joke within a week of release.

As did everyone that clicked r/all.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

To think, I once called this person a Youtube Mentor.

He looks like he’s jacked up to molest little boys in his basement.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

He's way late the Overwatch porn joke party. My roomate and I were making that joke within a week of release.

As did everyone that clicked r/all.

Heh. Bandwagon porn has practically been a cottage industry for years. The wide variety of character designs means that every fetishist will find something that personally appeals to them. Overwatch is particularly notorious for posting a design for a new character and finding a thousand Rule 34 (and/or Rule 36) pictures of it posted to the internet by nightfall. No one knows who the character is or what they do, they just know they must make porn of it as soon as possible.

Methinks Bob here is trying to be twee and whimsical by feigning ignorance about this phenomenon. As if fanporn is something upright, decent people would never deign to do. Meanwhile, he himself has probably drawn more Princess Peach nipples in his 40 years than the number of times he's actually had sex.

 

[Rathkor]

Heh. Bandwagon porn has practically been a cottage industry for years. The wide variety of character designs means that every fetishist will find something that personally appeals to them. Overwatch is particularly notorious for posting a design for a new character and finding a thousand Rule 34 (and/or Rule 36) pictures of it posted to the internet by nightfall. No one knows who the character is or what they do, they just know they must make porn of it as soon as possible.

Methinks Bob here is trying to be twee and whimsical by feigning ignorance about this phenomenon. As if fanporn is something upright, decent people would never deign to do. Meanwhile, he himself has probably drawn more Princess Peach nipples in his 40 years than the number of times he's actually had sex.

So, you're saying he's drawn peach naked at least one time? Lol

 

[Foltest]

So, you're saying he's drawn mario naked at least one time? Lol

fixed it for you.

 

[Knyttet]

Why the hell is Bob acting shocked about people liking attractive women?

Speaking of liking attractive women…

"I get when we all flip our shit whenever Natalie Portman is almost naked, because she's that kind of smart, interesting, classy chick that you'd never expect to see whip 'em out. And believe you me, I'll be first in line whenever Devon Aoki finally gives up the goods because she is kind of exotic and vaguely other worldly looking so I'm thinking 'Well, whatever the hell she is, I've never seen one naked before'." - Bob Chipman, 2009

"What is the big fucking deal with Megan Fox? Yes, her tits are nice and so is her ass and yeah, she does a decent version of that one 'I'm-jilling-just-below-the-frame-look' that is required of every interchangeable Maxim chick. But what's with all the hype? Honestly, from where I stand she's basically just hot in the same way that a quarter pounder is tasty; in the blandest, most instantly forgettable way possible. She just comes off boring to me, like too boring to be hot. Do you wanna ogle a woman exactly as hot in exactly the same utterly conventional way? Go to the beach! Go to the pool! Hell, go to a mall in a decent town! Do they not have the Internet where you're from?? It'd be one thing if she was a good actress so there was that hot-as-a-bonus thing you get with Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, but Fox sucks! She is literally one of the worst actresses working today! She is so bad her lack of genuine talent even stands out in the Transformers movies!

One more thing: I'm well aware that there's at least one of you out there itching for this to end so you can run to the forums and get busy firing off some oh-so-clever missive about how film geeks only like to shit on marginally talented hot actresses like Fox because we're using them as Proxy punching bags for all the women who wouldn't fuck us back in high school. Well, to you sir or madame I have to say…

Uh, so?" - Bob Chipman, 2009

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDYeYh2aDk

Imagine if all his new, woke followers knew what he was like a few years ago.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Speaking of liking attractive women…

"I get when we all flip our shit whenever Natalie Portman is almost naked, because she's that kind of smart, interesting, classy chick that you'd never expect to see whip 'em out. And believe you me, I'll be first in line whenever Devon Aoki finally gives up the goods because she is kind of exotic and vaguely other worldly looking so I'm thinking 'Well, whatever the hell she is, I've never seen one naked before'." - Bob Chipman, 2009

"What is the big fucking deal with Megan Fox? Yes, her tits are nice and so is her ass and yeah, she does a decent version of that one 'I'm-jilling-just-below-the-frame-look' that is required of every interchangeable Maxim chick. But what's with all the hype? Honestly, from where I stand she's basically just hot in the same way that a quarter pounder is tasty; in the blandest, most instantly forgettable way possible. She just comes off boring to me, like too boring to be hot. Do you wanna ogle a woman exactly as hot in exactly the same utterly conventional way? Go to the beach! Go to the pool! Hell, go to a mall in a decent town! Do they not have the Internet where you're from?? It'd be one thing if she was a good actress so there was that hot-as-a-bonus thing you get with Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, but Fox sucks! She is literally one of the worst actresses working today! She is so bad her lack of genuine talent even stands out in the Transformers movies!

One more thing: I'm well aware that there's at least one of you out there itching for this to end so you can run to the forums and get busy firing off some oh-so-clever missive about how film geeks only like to shit on marginally talented hot actresses like Fox because we're using them as Proxy punching bags for all the women who wouldn't fuck us back in high school. Well, to you sir or madame I have to say…

Uh, so?" - Bob Chipman, 2009

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDYeYh2aDk

Imagine if all his new, woke followers knew what he was like a few years ago.

It's almost destined at this point for every woke, male SJW to have things on the internet from long ago that reveal him to be a massive pervert and out of control sexual deviant.

Much like Boogie and Linkara, I wouldn't be shocked if Bob has some raunchy and borderline disturbing porn accounts out there with his name plastered all over it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's almost destined at this point for every woke, male SJW to have things on the internet from long ago that reveal him to be a massive pervert and out of control sexual deviant.

Much like Boogie and Linkara, I wouldn't be shocked if Bob has some raunchy and borderline disturbing porn accounts out there with his name plastered all over it.

I imagine Bob would watch hentai or Mario porn.