Interests Twitter 10/26 - Chris views Neptunia video games as his version of the Bible

1. Chris never mentioned compensation in his role as Mayor. No income, no savings.

2. Access the fun-money your make-believe city uses all you want, dumbo. No place on Earth accepts payment in C-Quarters OR W-Quarters, so your savings will be useless when attempting to purchase, well, anything.
 
We're all very lucky that we have a prophet like Chris to interpret children's cartoons for us.

In a few thousand years when some alien race is picking over the long-dead remnants of human civilization hopefully they'll put CWC up in the pantheon of Earth's major religions in the same way archaeologists sometimes fuck up and accidentally mix up three or four fossils into one.
 
I was so moved by this tweet so much that I decided to deposit a hundred of these to your CWCville savings account Chris. You'll find they're equally as valuable as any other currency currently within:
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Don't spend them all in one place.
 
I feel like, individually, none of these recent Chris threads have got a ton of attention with the exception of the new video, but that collectively they are fairly interesting. We have...
  • Chris openly saying Heaven's Gate type shit about the "dimensional merge" that is coming any day now,
  • continued financial worries due to moronic management of his neetbux,
  • openly citing a loli-esque vidya series or whatever the fuck as scripture,
  • randomly fixating again on Megan,
  • a non-begging video in which Chris looks both stoned and completely batshit,
  • continued influence of the OG idea guys contribution to the sonichu mythos and role in connecting Christ to other dimensions despite how that situation ended,
  • speculation regarding the exact role and extent of the irl idea fags on all this,
  • speculation regarding the exact role and extent of forum members in contact with Chris is (or ought to be) in all this.
Now, of course, I like basically everyone agree that most of this is due to the influence of the irl idea fags. But still, given the relative inactivity of Chris in recent times apart from the occasional begging, quite a lot has gone on recently.
 
I was so moved by this tweet so much that I decided to deposit a hundred of these to your CWCville savings account Chris. You'll find they're equally as valuable as any other currency currently within:
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Don't spend them all in one place.
Shit, I'll chip in too! Enjoy the deposit, Chris. Maybe you can buy yourself a bottle of water that isn't irradiated brahmin piss... or an Energy Drink.
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as I was posting elsewhere (thanks for the :autism: rating, @AnOminous, and thanks in advance for the one for this post too, don't say I didn't give you a trigger-warning on top :feels::drink:), it's worrisome, how he's a cult of one, now, basically, and sounding increasingly eschatological and I worry for the fat fucker. I genuinely have sort of liked Chris for a long time even when it was more common to be generally a-logging him for being autistic and homophobic and shit; I still do, he's just losing his shit comparatively more and more and more, but I think this autistic theology that he's putting together has been on the inside of his brain ab initio, really; the CWCiki is on the right track when it says that the Sonic Sez contest and a few other early events really set the path for his life ... you can read the waysigns as you go through the whole thing, really; the only thing is when he runs up against external influencers.

Such as the Neptunia shit, which some other autist put him on to, but really, such things to be expected (and really, more, their being integrated into the whole, the ponies and CPU goddesses and hedgehogs are ultimately interchangeable, are they not? although it is definitely the mark of an autistic mind to both freak the fuck out over change but then also to suddenly latch on to something new without any warning ... but to a mind as deranged as Chris's, I think that these things all blend together and the only difference really is the externalizing typology, and the increasing amount of disconnect with reality he is showing publically and explicitly, which is due to, as many people have speculated and I agree, increased isolation, but also contact with people who validate unreality, either in earnest, like trannies; or by malice, like Wise)

he's been building an internally-consistent "theology" for well over a decade, more like two. I think if you re-evaluate Sonichu and his general corpus over time, it adds up to a particular metaphysic and self-consistent, self-centric, incre-eh-eh-ehe-eh-dibly autistic way of interpreting the world, yet still just as self-consistent as the elaborate constructed worlds of some of the crazies who've left historical records in the past that we've been able to examine, we're just watching this one in real time...it's only been accelerated by the tranny shit (which involves rejecting reality in the first place, i.e. the ontological impossibility of a "woman's penis," as that degenerate cartoonist who's name escapes me for the moment Sophie LaBelle? put it) and the vidya sperging and the Wise guys and stuff.

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Holy shit, new upcoming saga - Final Fantasy House / Sonichu crossover. Sonichu House Saga confirmed.

shit I haven't thought about those fucking degenerates in a minute

if Honsou Hojo or whatever the fuck his/her name was (I don't keep up with vidya or anime so I don't know who these characters autists autize over actually are for the most part or what they represent; only thing I really am is a big 40k sperg[<--see?] and I have a nearly eidetic memory for Internet drama) could attract a cult following, then maybe Chris ...

nah, idk, even some degenerates can exude a certain charisma, to other degenerates; so far this has eluded Chris (or at the very least, if any degenerates came, he considered them too degenerate), which is good for them and too bad for him

but yeaaah, though, I mean, the Internet is a big and very frightening place, motherfuckers cosplay as Chris and his merry band, there have been actual attractive women cosplaying as members of the Sonichu canon ffs. not that they would get sucked in (although you never do know) but what with the sheer level of Chris's infamy, coupled with the fact that he now has the LGBTQXYZZYPLUGH creds for the tumblr. crowd and a possible open to bisxuality, then, I don't think that some insane person getting involved in Chris's life and even fantasy world is totally outside the realm of possibility ... look at some of the other lolcows in the menagerie
 
Here is my donation to the cause:
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It's all I can afford to part with at the moment. I hope it helps.

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shit I haven't thought about those fucking degenerates in a minute

if Honsou Hojo or whatever the fuck his/her name was (I don't keep up with vidya or anime so I don't know who these characters autists autize over actually are for the most part or what they represent; only thing I really am is a big 40k sperg[<--see?] and I have a nearly eidetic memory for Internet drama) could attract a cult following, then maybe Chris ...

nah, idk, even some degenerates can exude a certain charisma, to other degenerates; so far this has eluded Chris (or at the very least, if any degenerates came, he considered them too degenerate), which is good for them and too bad for him

but yeaaah, though, I mean, the Internet is a big and very frightening place, motherfuckers cosplay as Chris and his merry band, there have been actual attractive women cosplaying as members of the Sonichu canon ffs. not that they would get sucked in (although you never do know) but what with the sheer level of Chris's infamy, coupled with the fact that he now has the LGBTQXYZZYPLUGH creds for the tumblr. crowd and a possible open to bisxuality, then, I don't think that some insane person getting involved in Chris's life and even fantasy world is totally outside the realm of possibility ... look at some of the other lolcows in the menagerie
I'm surprised Chris hasn't tried to sell his Neptunia religion in the same way Hojo did. Maybe he just wants to keep his sekrit klub?

EDIT: In a way he kinda is, what with the comics.
 
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@Jigaboo Jones - I'm too lazy to look up the quote, but something along the lines of: 'blah blah blah idiots acting as idiots will find sincere idiots that believe they are in welcome company, blah blah blah'. I missed a bit, but most people with half a brain would likely know the quote I'm referring to.

While I was half-joking in my statement, I'm absolutely in agreement with you and unfortunately recognize the potential of this actually happening. When Barb dies, Chris is absolutely going to latch onto the first idiot enabler to offer housing and that's when the real hilarity/misfortune (depending on your view) will begin.

Edit: Much dumber garbage has happened in the past, it's really not that much of a stretch to go ahead and call it on something similar to this happening.
 
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