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2 (more or less) random minutes with DSP: Dragon Quest XI

Phil realized that the half a dozen Red Dead Redemption 2 videos he'd uploaded Thursday were missing the "2" in their titles. Without cutting the camera or mic, he leaves for his PC to update the videos as, for some reason, stuttering echos of his stream spurt and stop at random intervals. After five minutes he returns to catch up on shoutouts.

Someone named "isugalee" is claiming that a massive streamer named "summ1tg" has recently "talked shit" about DSP.
 
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Haunter said:
Phil realized
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Quick addendum to this, Phil SAID he realized it, but he was actually told earlier in the stream by a random stream chatter. Phil first told the guy he was full of shit, then checked his phone on stream, realized the guy was right, and said "And nobody said anything until now", implying that everyone else failed. When he then went to fix it 20 minutes later, he cut out the fact that someone told him. As usual, Phil would say this was out of context, but the context just makes him look worse.

Maybe nobody wants to tell you anything because you'll just snap at them and tell them they're full of shit, hm?
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Quick addendum to this, Phil SAID he realized it, but he was actually told earlier in the stream by a random stream chatter. Phil first told the guy he was full of shit, then checked his phone on stream, realized the guy was right, and said "And nobody said anything until now", implying that everyone else failed. When he then went to fix it 20 minutes later, he cut out the fact that someone told him. As usual, Phil would say this was out of context, but the context just makes him look worse.

Maybe nobody wants to tell you anything because you'll just snap at them and tell them they're full of shit, hm?
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The funny thing is that I realized it yesterday, but chose not to mention it cause I didn't want to do Phil any favors since he reads this thread (Hi Phil!).
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I do not subscribe to the belief that Philip has any kind of 'tism. He knows (or maybe knew at this point in his life) how to conduct himself in a social environment. For the most part he can function independently when performing a job. I think Phil is just an overall stupid and arrogant man with a case of arrested development (let's say he's perpetually stuck at the age of 14 mentally). That's my armchair diagnosis.

As for being bad at games there's other explanations other than autism: he refuses to wear prescription glasses so this is why he constantly misses things on the screen. His arrogance and narcissism leads him to believe that he doesn't need to look at the tutorial or check the options screen to understand game mechanics. As far as forgetting fundamental knowledge I have a theory that his alcoholism might be effecting his memory. To go back to Street Fighter 2; Phil has forgotten tons of fundamentals that you just don't easily forget in a game you've been playing in tournaments for almost decade. You don't forget how tick throws work, Balrog's 50/50 setup after a throw, and other shit. It's just like riding a bike, you don't easily forget information like that. So I'm willing to bet that alcohol has negatively impacted his memory or it could be Alzheimers.
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One thing I forgot to add: he's a stupid and arrogant man with the mentality of a 14 year-old who was (un)fortunate to have parents that coddled his ass well into adulthood. It's possible (and more than likely) that mommy and daddy did his homework for him in school including college. When he was living at the Connecticut condo his parents would come over once a week or every other week to clean it up and do laundry because of his supposed back problems.
 
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One thing I forgot to add: he's a stupid and arrogant man with the mentality of a 14 year-old who was (un)fortunate to have parents that coddled his ass well into adulthood. It's possible (and more than likely) that mommy and daddy did his homework for him in school including college. When he was living at the Connecticut condo his parents would come over once a week or every other week to clean it up and do laundry because of his supposed back problems.
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But i thought the Seattle air fixed his back.
 
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Nobody mentioned it to him... They are so selfish! They should've told him IMMEDIATELY! He is too busy to check all details of his business.

With this in mind, let's not forget that when he worked (real employment - a job his father actually got him), it was in "Continuous Improvement in Achieving Competitive Excellence"
 
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Nobody mentioned it to him... They are so selfish! They should've told him IMMEDIATELY! He is too busy to check all details of his business.

With this in mind, let's not forget that when he worked (real employment - a job his father actually got him), it was in "Continuous Improvement in Achieving Competitive Excellence"
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Nobody told him because no one watch his videos
 
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I just read his twitt, BLAMING his viewers not telling him he fucked up. Unbelievable.

So... Anyone remember when was the last time he took responsibility for his fuckup? Anyone recalls it? CAuse I cant.

EDIT: Its not their job to fix your fuckup, You want feedback on videos? TURN ON THE COMMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!

sry
 
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Good job, Sidella, spoiling the game for everyone.

Been watching Dave's last RDR2 stream, and got bored to death. He could do cool stuff or go crazy to entertain his audience, yet he went playing all the mini games, especially Five Finger Fillet, demanded trophies for beating them and basically did not much else other than riding around in the wilderness. The few times he got into gunfights had the game not punishing him for his failures by literally setting checkpoints every few seconds. However he went after five Mexicans in the cold with a double-barrel sawed off gun and got killed a lot. That was the highlight in that stream, before he returned to the boring-as-shit festival.
 
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gaarashatan said:
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any ideas on what it might be :P
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Ideas:
-Raising money for life saving back surgery in Mexico ( the way Wings did for weight loss surgery ) that he will later decide not to get due to the obvious risks like Wings did.

-Raising money for life saving Post Nasal Drip surgery in Italy or Japan (Two countries he has mentioned wishing to visit ).

-Raising money to buy Khet an engagement ring plus extravagant proposal noting that tossing the $200 non diamond ring bought on Esty at Leanna as they passed in the hall didn't work out so well.

-Raising money to buy Khet a car because she needs one to get to work and he needs a car in the garage so he can zip down to the local Fast Food chain for his din-dins seeing as she's to busy to cook for him.*

-Raising money to start a 401k plan. He's nearing 40 and needs to look towards a comfortable retirement.

-Raising money for a trip to the dentist because he doesn't have dental insurance and seeing as he's not taken any days off to visit a dentist in most likely over a decade he may have a tooth that is starting to bother him.

-Raising money to buy an orthopedic loveseat. We know he has mentioned the sad state of the cushions since for some reason he sits in the middle and not on one side which has prompted him to have to place another cushion in the middle since the two cushions on the loveseat were not designed to have some one sit on the edge of them six hours a day seven days a week for five years.

* During a stream on Friday, D$P mentioned Khet had bought a box of brownie mix, but had not made them for him because she was to busy to do so.
 
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Ideas:
-Raising money for life saving back surgery in Mexico ( the way Wings did for weight loss surgery ) that he will later decide not to get due to the obvious risks like Wings did.

-Raising money for life saving Post Nasal Drip surgery in Italy or Japan (Two countries he has mentioned wishing to visit ).

-Raising money to buy Khet an engagement ring plus extravagant proposal noting that tossing the $200 non diamond ring bought on Esty at Leanna as they passed in the hall didn't work out so well.

-Raising money to buy Khet a car because she needs one to get to work and he needs a car in the garage so he can zip down to the local Fast Food chain for his din-dins seeing as she's to busy to cook for him.*

-Raising money to start a 401k plan. He's nearing 40 and needs to look towards a comfortable retirement.

-Raising money for a trip to the dentist because he doesn't have dental insurance and seeing as he's not taken any days off to visit a dentist in most likely over a decade he may have a tooth that is starting to bother him.

-Raising money to buy an orthopedic loveseat. We know he has mentioned the sad state of the cushions since for some reason he sits in the middle and not on one side which has prompted him to have to place another cushion in the middle since the two cushions on the loveseat were not designed to have some one sit on the edge of them six hours a day seven days a week for five years.

* During a stream on Friday, D$P mentioned Khet had bought a box of brownie mix, but had not made them for him because she was to busy to do so.
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i can see it now for the italy, japan and mexico "too risky, or was more costly than expected, cant get the surgery now! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE!!"

lol, how lazy do you have to be to not make brownie mix? 2 fkin eggs, water and oil. mix that shit up and pour it out. takes like 2 fucking mins phil. do it yourself.
hes probably sitting there, oh you bought me brownie mix? now could you just make it for me, and when its done. do the dishes you used to make it too please.

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Does it really matter when the only solution will be MONEY, like every time?
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"i ran out of money and need money!"
 
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