Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

Who is he thanking? Nobody supports him.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Who is he thanking? Nobody supports him.

He just wanted a second to remind the people who are too lazy to unfriend the weird sleaze-dwarf that appears on their timeline once in awhile that he is in fact very talented and well liked.

I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings here but when you're 27 there's not much "potential". You're about a 3rd through your life. A lot of people out there can make positive life changes at 30 but Russ is never going to be one of them.

 

[lamp shade]

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”most do it secretly”

Who, Ken?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I think Russ might be mistaking for genuine praise the dismissive 'yeah, that's great, bud' that people throw at something they want to go away, or someone who's being really annoying about some shitty thing they're doing.

'That's nice, dear' isn't always a compliment, Russ.

Goddamn, are we sure this guy isn't autistic? He seems utterly incapable of understanding anything but the most direct and clear communication (and even then, there are issues).

 

[AnOminous]

'That's nice, dear' isn't always a compliment, Russ.

He probably thinks "cool story bro" means they're calling his story cool.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

What libertarian reposts from Bernie Sanders?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Who is he thanking? Nobody supports him.

I venmoed him a dollar dude. He knows who his real friends are.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

For all his bitching about not having anyone positively interact with him on his posts, does he ever comment on other peoples posts? I cant think of any, only negative ones like when his friend got married.

 

[DrJonesHat]

For all his bitching about not having anyone positively interact with him on his posts, does he ever comment on other peoples posts? I cant think of any, only negative ones like when his friend got married.

He doesn't think he owes anyone positive feedback. It's the world that owes him everything for the simple fact that's he Russel Fucking Greer. He dresses it up, but that's what he thinks.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

For all his bitching about not having anyone positively interact with him on his posts, does he ever comment on other peoples posts? I cant think of any, only negative ones like when his friend got married.

I imagine a lot of friends just started ignoring him because he'd comment looking to start shit. He also can't stand seeing anyone happy. I would not be surprised if he unfollowed 90% of his friends anytime be saw them post a picture with an SO.

He posts mostly on news articles because he can usually get people worked up into debating with him or maybe a few likes that he seems to live for.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

For all his bitching about not having anyone positively interact with him on his posts, does he ever comment on other peoples posts? I cant think of any, only negative ones like when his friend got married.

uh other people aren't celebrities like him so they don't need comments or likes

 

[GloriousScarf]

I was at a restaurant last night and actually saw a dude with moebius. Funnily enough he looked at bit like Russ except he was tall, his beard and hair were well groomed, he dressed stylishly and had a woman on his arm and friends with him. I saw the anti-Russ if you will.

 

[Walking Clock]

I was at a restaurant last night and actually saw a dude with moebius. Funnily enough he looked at bit like Russ except he was tall, his beard and hair were well groomed, he dressed stylishly and had a woman on his arm and friends with him. I saw the anti-Russ if you will.

I like to think that sometime during the meal, the dude said "what pitiable service, perhaps I shall sue for discrimination," then burst out laughing along with everyone else.

 

[Me el wante]

True but even considering that, it’s re.tard level production. The LDS Business College paralegal certificate (note this is not the paralegal associates degree nor a bachelors degree - in fact it is not a degree of any kind) is a total of 27 non-degree credits.

27 credits takes the average college student less than one year. A standard load is 30 credits per year. I know try hards who completely 21 credits in one 15-week semester.

Even taking a year off, it took him 4x longer to complete a significantly less challenging course load, and to top it off, none of the credits are transferable to a degree program. If Russ wanted to actually get a college degree, he’s starting with 0 credits.

This is what makes it hilarious that Russ sees himself as basically a lawyer. A lawyer needs to complete 120+ credits for their bachelors degree, take the LSAT, complete another 83+ credits for their JD, and then pass the bar.

At Russ’ pace - ignoring that the courseload of law school would cause Russ potentially fatal trauma lumps - it would take him 37 years to get a JD.

If he started next fall, Russ would complete his JD in 2056, when all lawyers will be robots anyway.

Then he’d have to pass the bar.

Yeah Russ, you’re basically a lawyer.

I don't think he's borderline retar.ded tbh. He's pretty much like most of the mediocre white dudes I've encountered: of average intelligence but full of ridiculously over-inflated unshakeable self-confidence/ego. Obviously I'm speculating, but I find it more likely he was in special Ed for things like fine motor-skills (we've all seen his hand writing and his weird little stubby fingers).

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Unless he's talking politics or going on rants, Russ is the most boring motherfucker on Facebook

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

100 situps will burn somewhere like 15-30 calories. That treat is more like 200 calories. Better knock out a few hundred more situps, Russ. As usual, don't bother changing... everyone loves that "I just rolled around on the floor spazzing out" look.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Fag Smut]

I don't think he's borderline retar.ded tbh. He's pretty much like most of the mediocre white dudes I've encountered: of average intelligence but full of ridiculously over-inflated unshakeable self-confidence/ego. Obviously I'm speculating, but I find it more likely he was in special Ed for things like fine motor-skills (we've all seen his hand writing and his weird little stubby fingers).

Mediocre people don’t take 5 years to complete 27 credits. Even the excuse of taking a semester off to work another job for hooker money is dumb — plenty of people work and go to school at the same time and manage. And those people generally work real jobs and go to real schools.

There are high school students who complete almost as many credits through AP classes as Russ did in 5 years as a paralegal student. He took nearly twice as long to complete a 27-credit paralegal program as a regular person takes to complete an 83-credit JD program.

Russ is not even of average intelligence.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

A man who studied to be a paralegal and cannot comprehend and apply basic, entry level procedure and terminology is not an intelligent man.
( for those charitable souls who think Russ has average intelligence)