Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 293 45.4%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 353 54.6%

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Tuna took a bath, and finally washed off her fifty later of foundation. The water is telling; the layers of filth are indescribable.
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GOD, she looks so much better with a clean face. Her freckles are quite pretty, and her eyes look a lot less dead without all the eye makeup. That's not to say that makeup is bad or anything, but all of that black eyeliner makes her eyes look really small and freaky.
 
I have a theory she wears that as well as the lavender lipstick because it makes her look like she's undead-- she's walking dead. Kind of a visual pun that appeals to her edgy "aesthetic."

I agree she looks about a million times better with no makeup-- she actually looks her age, for one. That bathwater though... imagine what that apartment must smell like.
 
Tuna took a bath, and finally washed off her fifty later of foundation. The water is telling; the layers of filth are indescribable.
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Ugh, she looks so much better without makeup on, I don't know why she hates her freckles as she actually looks really cute without all the makeup and with the freckles themselves.

What a shame. Not that a cute seemingly alive face is her aesthetic, alas. *sigh*
 
Yes, she looks better without makeup, significantly better. But that tub, though. The water. Oh, the water. :optimistic: Maybe it's a bath bomb / skin scrub type thing :optimistic: (I know nothing of skincare products.)

The pose, too. She looks like a floating corpse. Yes, she looks more human, but not a living one. Although perhaps I watch too many crime shows.
 
Yes, she looks better without makeup, significantly better. But that tub, though. The water. Oh, the water. :optimistic: Maybe it's a bath bomb / skin scrub type thing :optimistic: (I know nothing of skincare products.)

The pose, too. She looks like a floating corpse. Yes, she looks more human, but not a living one. Although perhaps I watch too many crime shows.
Laura Palmer vibes.
 
See what happens when the snake molts? Holy shit. There’s an actual young girl beneath those botched layers of foundation. I won’t go far enough to say that she’s attractive, but this is a much better look for her. Lurch probably doesn’t like her to go out in public without her layers of artificial powered face skin because it further accentuates his creepy pedo demeanor.

Now, if only she’d drink water enough to properly hydrate and not suck down hundreds of cigarettes a day to do something about those repulsive lips.

God damnit guys, she almost did it. She almost took an appealing picture.

Tuna took a bath, and finally washed off her fifty later of foundation. The water is telling; the layers of filth are indescribable.
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It’s too bad she shot up her whole inheritance. A few sessions of expensive lip filling procedures would’ve corrected that wonky upper lip.
 
Any opinions on Tuna's newest instagram sob-post?
 

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Luna's week, as you might have already predicted, has been one of endurance and scarcity. With each day that goes by, she finds herself at the bottom of increasingly profound pits of despair and agony only a junkie could comprehend. The old girl deserves a round of applause for her durability in such trying times.
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Yet she is still capable of creating, even while so very close to death itself.
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She found a meme to express for her the words that were lost in the haze of cigarette smoke and drug abuse.
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Creativity tears her apart, rending her to pieces, allowing no rest even during the early hours of the day.
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After having jealously vented about her mother, Luna found a goldmine of comfort and inspiration.
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Another brilliant follower sent her beauty necessities.
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Proud of her growing hoard, she slopped on nail polish and beamed approvingly at her daily triumph.
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Finding herself drugged and cock-eyed, she reached for the camera. The first of many selfies occurred.
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She and Lurch went on yet another romantic adventure together, out in the world.
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She felt tender and sweet. :shit-eating:

Then, somehow, as if from nowhere, even after having lost 85% of her belongings, an old duo was found and shown off.
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She gathered some of her other things and showed them off, as well.
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She felt artistic.
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Still possessed by the spirit of show and tell, Luna laid out some beloved tunes.
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She was in the mood to part with some examples of her finest work yet.
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Then she remembered her negligee.
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She multi tasked, giving meticulous focus to her chosen activities, as always.
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She received validating from an unlikely but highly reliable resource.
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She immersed herself within the delights of Animal Crossing.
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She longed for the embrace of Fortuna.
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She indicated which of her drawings are now on sale.
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In a bipolar induced cleaning frenzy, she scoured her surroundings and pinned up the lights that now designate her new room as home.
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But her mania lent a sour tone to her victory.
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The little friend of Lucky May Schumacher made an appearance.
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She indulged in fantasizing the impossible.
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She offered an example of what her keen eye for cinematography prefers most.
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She bathed in the beauty of sound.
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She indulged in her love of Layne.
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She remained, clearly, hard at work.
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Unexpectedly, she found and enjoyed a temporary sense of satisfaction.
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Animal Crossing took up more of her time.
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She received yet another gift from a follower lucky enough to spend their money on such a noble cause.
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She photographed herself fully greased up, ready for another productive day.
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Following some deliberation, Luna felt ready to show off her new garb.
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She handled a simply unmanageable wave of anxiety with grace and dignified efficiency.
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She was clever. Too clever for this base world.
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I love how she was shitting on the "beautician" for recommending a "bust" product. I mean look at what the beautician had to work with. Maybe blend your shit even a little bit before throwing floaty quoties at someone with an actual job. And while I'm being optimistic, bleach your stache, Luna.
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I love how she was shitting on the "beautician" for recommending a "bust" product. I mean look at what the beautician had to work with. Maybe blend your shit even a little bit before throwing floaty quoties at someone with an actual job. And while I'm being optimistic, bleach your stache, Luna.
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That clumpy mascara is such a great look too!
 
Tuna took a bath, and finally washed off her fifty later of foundation. The water is telling; the layers of filth are indescribable.
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I guess it goes against general protocol here to think any of the lolcows are attractive, but Luna is objectively fuckin pretty. Especially when you compare her to most of the female lolcows. She’s got a symmetrical face, she’s woman shaped instead of basketball shaped, she’s got thick hair, if she took better care of herself she’d be a genuinely attractive young woman. Amberlynn and Chantal would kill any of their various neglected pets to look like Luna.

That’s what makes it so depressing and frustrating to read this thread. She’s not ugly by any means. She’s dim, but in an average way, not a Slaton or Amberlynn Reid way. She could be so much more...but she just won’t try even a little fucking bit.
 
I really wonder what would happen if Luna were to live without internet access for, say, a year? Would she snap out of her stupidity and do something with herself? Would she OD? Or would she just run out in the streets trying to get people to look at her by doing a shit ton of crazy shit and then get locked up in the loony bin where she belongs?
 
I really wonder what would happen if Luna were to live without internet access for, say, a year? Would she snap out of her stupidity and do something with herself? Would she OD? Or would she just run out in the streets trying to get people to look at her by doing a shit ton of crazy shit and then get locked up in the loony bin where she belongs?
She might actually get sober. She seems to get most of her dope money by begging online and selling her shitty art to re.tards. I can't see her pan handling for hits, but who knows.
 
She might actually get sober. She seems to get most of her dope money by begging online and selling her shitty art to re.tards. I can't see her pan handling for hits, but who knows.
Either that or she might just sell herself. I mean, it does go well with her aesthetics, doesn't it? I bet walking down the streets wearing dirty lingerie, smoking cigarettes and selling sex to men worse than Matthew (but with money or at least drugs) is a dream she has. Not sure she'd do it tho - she seems way more into looking the part than actually doing anything whatsoever. Same thing with her apparently wanting to kill herself. She's not gonna do it. Ever.
 
Either that or she might just sell herself. I mean, it does go well with her aesthetics, doesn't it? I bet walking down the streets wearing dirty lingerie, smoking cigarettes and selling sex to men worse than Matthew (but with money or at least drugs) is a dream she has. Not sure she'd do it tho - she seems way more into looking the part than actually doing anything whatsoever. Same thing with her apparently wanting to kill herself. She's not gonna do it. Ever.

Luna is currently fairly sex repulsed, and her aesthetic leans on the more childish side, so I don’t think she thinks about or even could actually go into prostitution. When she attempted to sell nudes they were quite possibly the least sexy nudes I had ever seen. Not because of Luna’s physical form, they just seemed to radiate total disinterest.

Luna, like a lot of women who are mentally ill, is very stunted in maturity. She seems particularly stuck in the mindset of a bratty spoiled child.
 
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