Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Slander Man]

Probably living off big macs and crunchwrap supremes since she works late now. You know Phil's pathetic ass isn't going to have dinner ready for her when she gets home.

 

[Agentsmith]

From the Halloween thread... But since it's kat related thought I'd post here

Watch 6 mins of this (note he only uses 10% of the screen for some unknown reason) and tell me this relationship is going well!!

Allegedly she was so angry/upset from being involved in his streams / trolling she LEFT THE HOUSE

If/when she leaves - it will 100% be "I didn't nothing wrong - it was ALL THE detractors!!"

 

[gaarashatan]

From the Halloween thread... But since it's kat related thought I'd post here

Watch 6 mins of this (note he only uses 10% of the screen for some unknown reason) and tell me this relationship is going well!!

Allegedly she was so angry/upset from being involved in his streams / trolling she LEFT THE HOUSE

If/when she leaves - it will 100% be "I didn't nothing wrong - it was ALL THE detractors!!"

i slightly agree with his view on tevin, i used to watch the guy but i cant stand it anymore. you go to his stream and like 50% of its taken with garbage, he constantly talks over phil. only to bitch about phil bitching at a game except when hes reading tips, and hell do this for hours on end, so hes probably worse than farms when it comes to the autistic

also the starting of that video, major burp and snort

 

[Slander Man]

If/when she leaves - it will 100% be "I didn't nothing wrong - it was ALL THE detractors!!"

Look khet *pulls up tevin's stream* LOOK, honey! There is nothing I can do dood! *clicks report channel* SEE! IM PRESSING THE REPORT BUTTON AND IT DOES NOTHING! It's all Tevin's fault and youtube won't do anything about it! MY HANDS ARE TIED...*Snort*

 

[Destro1986]

i slightly agree with his view on tevin, i used to watch the guy but i cant stand it anymore. you go to his stream and like 50% of its taken with garbage, he constantly talks over phil. only to bitch about phil bitching at a game except when hes reading tips, and hell do this for hours on end, so hes probably worse than farms when it comes to the autistic

also the starting of that video, major burp and snort

See, me personally I don't want to listen to Dave. And he basically vocalizes what I'm thinking most of the time honestly.

There's a straight mirror stream up now, I think I already put the link in this thread.

 

[gaarashatan]

See, me personally I don't want to listen to Dave. And he basically vocalizes what I'm thinking most of the time honestly.

There's a straight mirror stream up now, I think I already put the link in this thread.

ya, i used that when i want to see what phil is doin

 

[boxybum]

i slightly agree with his view on tevin, i used to watch the guy but i cant stand it anymore. you go to his stream and like 50% of its taken with garbage, he constantly talks over phil. only to bitch about phil bitching at a game except when hes reading tips, and hell do this for hours on end, so hes probably worse than farms when it comes to the autistic

also the starting of that video, major burp and snort

I can't just listen to DSP talking without someone else in the background personally. If you want to hear DSP bullshit just watch his stream directly if you want to torture yourself like that. Unless you are a secret fan then his stream is unwachable with all of the pauses snorts burps and talking in circles to waste time.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Has Kat gotten fatter? It's hard to really tell since we see so little from her.

If she is, what reasons do to you think she is gaining weight. She allegedly works out at the gym and she has a job, so she isn't just sitting around all day.

Could she work someplace where there is access to lots of food? Is she stress eatingfrom having to live with and clean up after Phil? Is the gym a lie and she is really seeing her big black boyfriend? Orb God forbid, is there the possibility of a little Burnell on the way?

Tyrone's cum must contain a lot of calories.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Tevin brought up a good point on his stream, that I was thinking about making beforehand as well, which is this meme DSP is trying to create that 'OwO my girlfriend Kat is so shy and sensitive'. She's not shy. She wasn't shy on her streams and she didn't seem especially sensitive. She didn't seem shy in the car with Jeff showing off for his friends, nor particularly sensitive sitting there with music so loud it was creating a meteorological event as she tried to make sexy faces to the camera. Shy people don't move-in with a new sugar-daddy they've met twice, and sensitive people don't cheat on their boyfriends and then lie to them to get them to keep paying for everything.

From what I've seen of her, she seems to me to have anger issues. She was sitting silently at the Halloween stream stewing in her own anger. She even says she goes to the gym because it helps her deal with "my rage", and we all know what going to the Jim helps her with Having an easily bruised ego means you are insecure, not sensitive, and she's in a shallow relationship with someone incapable of the interpersonal connections required to reassure someone with deep seated insecurities like that; who is in fact even more deeply insecure than she is.

So they sit next to each other hating themselves; her with her anger issues she has developed to cope and him with his narc complex he's developed to cope. My question is, is this 'shy & sensitive' bullshit a line she has fed him to manipulate him when she wants to be left alone, or is this the dumbass theorizing Dave comes up with to explain to himself why she's so distant?

 

[Commander Keen]

Has anyone made the “trash panda” joke? Since Kat is a trash version of panda and looks like a coon and the nickname of raccoons is trash panda?

You detractor cheerers need to get on this hot meme.

 

[James Smith]

How much does Kat know we know?

 

[Destro1986]

Tevin brought up a good point on his stream, that I was thinking about making beforehand as well, which is this meme DSP is trying to create that 'OwO my girlfriend Kat is so shy and sensitive'. She's not shy. She wasn't shy on her streams and she didn't seem especially sensitive. She didn't seem shy in the car with Jeff showing off for his friends, nor particularly sensitive sitting there with music so loud it was creating a meteorological event as she tried to make sexy faces to the camera. Shy people don't move-in with a new sugar-daddy they've met twice, and sensitive people don't cheat on their boyfriends and then lie to them to get them to keep paying for everything.

From what I've seen of her, she seems to me to have anger issues. She was sitting silently at the Halloween stream stewing in her own anger. She even says she goes to the gym because it helps her deal with "my rage", and we all know what going to the Jim helps her with Having an easily bruised ego means you are insecure, not sensitive, and she's in a shallow relationship with someone incapable of the interpersonal connections required to reassure someone with deep seated insecurities like that; who is in fact even more deeply insecure than she is.

So they sit next to each other hating themselves; her with her anger issues she has developed to cope and him with his narc complex he's developed to cope. My question is, is this 'shy & sensitive' bullshit a line she has fed him to manipulate him when she wants to be left alone, or is this the dumbass theorizing Dave comes up with to explain to himself why she's so distant?

Damn bro you just said everything I've been thinking but couldn't sort out.

I'd add though that she DEFINITELY wasn't shy when she was talking shit about detractors and how their shit was just dumb and kind of funny.

She even brought up the horse jokes and really didn't seem upset by them.

I think she's 100% mad at Dave; for all we know she was watching chat because she thinks the trolls are more entertaining than he is.

Edit: Seriously the way she was side-eyeing the chat was like she didn't want DAVE to see her reading the chat.

 

[Haunter]

How much does Kat know we know?

I think Kat's been too far removed to give a confirmation of how aware she is.

The only confirmation of knowledge regarding Kat I remember was back in August when Phil denounced a Cheer asking about "hair tricks" as a troll.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

You can tell it didn't go down the way DSP said it did. He did that thing where he's talking about things people are supposed to have said, but he's clearly using his own words. He's not even trying to quote or paraphrase them. He's just saying it how he'd say it.

 

[Destro1986]

What I'm curious about is how Kat would react to seeing that little rant of his.

 

[Prince Lotor]

How much does Kat know we know?

Or why do Dave's Mods know enough to delete the message "Kat does the movie 'The Exorcist' hit too close to home?" but Dave doesn't know enough not to directly ask Kat if she 'likes movies about Demonic Possession?'?
For someone who's his "soulmate" why are random internet people more empathetic and have more insight towards her than Dave does?

 

[Sparkletor]

More Kat speculation:

DSP tells us that Kat was really excited to come be on stream for Halloween. DSP asks her if she wants to say "Hi," to chat and she does not. She did not want to be there.

So why was she there? The most likely answer is that DSP wanted to use her for views. Kat sightings are few and far between. More people will show up to see Kat and more people means a better chance of getting more money.

Trolls etc. Kat leaves. Now DSP says Kat was so traumatized that she never wants to come back.

So the real question is, "is Phil angry that trolls made his girlfriend cry or is he angry that she won't be part of his stream and therefore the goose that lays the golden eggs is dead?"

He wasn't angry enough to stop the stream, shut down the chat, or pay attention to Kat's body language to see she wasn't having fun.

I propose that Phil is really just upset he can't show off his girlfriend for money or as a status symbol and he does not really care about her feelings.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I swear dsps anger the last while, including halloween and tevin rant is related to kat but i cant quite put my finger on it

Does feel like there is a lot of tension given the last few weeks of daves behaviour, lack of insta posts, kats work schedule and her behaviour on halloween. BUT, its a bunch of dots too far spread apart to make a solid speculative guess imo.

 

[TyrasGuard]

It's almost like DSP emits this "misery aura" to whoever is next to him. There is plenty of footage of Rambo, Howard, Leanna and Kat looking nothing but bored and annoyed when they are sitting next to DSP.

 

[actually]

I swear dsps anger the last while, including halloween and tevin rant is related to kat but i cant quite put my finger on it

Don't think too hard on it. Kat didn't actually want to be on his stream (or, at least, didn't want to be on there for like 3 hours doing absolutely nothing)--hence why she didn't talk and literally had earbuds in pretty much the entire time. She eventually got tired of it, told Phil to go fuck himself, and peaced out to do something that wasn't watching her 36 year old manchild boyfriend bitch at video games while half-assedly pretending to be Bob Ross and repeating the phrase "happy little accident" over and over. Because Phil can't ever admit that maybe he fucked up and wasn't actually attentive to her, it clearly was Tevin's fault because he's obviously a detractor troll hivemind leader.