Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Thought this might be the case.

Oh, you remember some high school Spanish from before you dropped out? So what? Ever think that they don't care whether you hear, because in Europe you are so stunningly fat and unhealthy you are a sideshow?

You have no knees or elbows. Your shins are covered in cellulite. You can't walk for longer than 5 minutes without huffing and puffing, and you need assistance to stand. People won't bend over backwards to pretend you're not a horrific sight in other cultures. Suck it up, fatty.

More no knee images. She appears to be safely back stateside where people just talk behind her back and scream silently when confronted by her bulk. She's currently getting money from Modcloth and Sebastian Pro; wonder how long she can keep going on minor endorsements with a husband that doesn't work and a mandatory first class ticket to travel to any job (no, she cannot fit in a regular seat, and demands first class seats for herself and her gay husband.)

 

[Angry New Ager]

Thought this might be the case.

LOL. Oh, Tess--even the few Barcelonans who know who you are don't give a shit that you understand their factual observations regarding the disgusting state of your body. If they're saying that stuff within earshot, they hope you understand what they're saying, because you are fucking monstrous, there's nothing beautiful or desirable about that, and many parts of the world are still just sane enough to reject Fat Acceptance bullshit.

That said, now I want to see her go to China, or any other Asian country where open, unembarrassed shitlording is the norm. Fucking Singapore, man--they would wreck her shit fo sho.

 

[lamp shade]

I really doubt that story is actually true at all, she just desperately needed a new situation to make her look like a strong, powerful woman who doesn’t care about the haters.

 

[Misto]

She hasn’t taken pictures outside on the streets of Barcelona, has she? (I don’t care enough to follow her on Instagram). Don’t see how many people could be talking behind her back when she may not even have left her hotel. But I bet she’s really enjoying the food. If she goes to Madrid, there’s a restaurant called “El Museo del Jamon” (the Museum of Ham) with hocks of ham hanging from the ceilings. She would feel at home and in heaven at the same time.

 

[Barbarella]

Every Californian knows Gordo. which means fat. Every Californian knits El Mujer, which means the woman. If they are saying those words, even if in a longer sentence, she knows.

But I too think it’s just another story to make her look like a victim. Seems like the only people she’s around shes working with and they aren’t going to insult her to her face.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Every Californian knows Gordo. which means fat. Every Californian knits El Mujer, which means the woman.

I know "knits" was just autofup doing its thing, but that cracked me up. I have an image of every Californian, needles clacking, desperate to fill their quota of knitted women.

Whoever does Ten-Ton is going to need a mighty big ball of wool tho.

:autistic: :dumb: etc etc.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I wonder if Tess believes that calling her fat is an "awful thing." Because that's not very FA/HAES/BoPo/#effyourbeautystandards, now is it?!

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

I wonder if Tess believes that calling her fat is an "awful thing." Because that's not very FA/HAES/BoPo/#effyourbeautystandards, now is it?!

She likes to put up a brave front and act all "empowered." In reality, Tess is insecure and only promotes HAES to make money.

 

[PatTraverse]

I wonder if Tess believes that calling her fat is an "awful thing." Because that's not very FA/HAES/BoPo/#effyourbeautystandards, now is it?!

No one likes being fat.It's just that their desire to stuff themselves is stronger than their desire to be thin.If they could take a pill that would allow them to stuff themselves while remaining thin, they would totally take it.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

I really doubt that story is actually true at all, she just desperately needed a new situation to make her look like a strong, powerful woman who doesn’t care about the haters.

Every few months she rolls out one of these types of stories---the Uber driver, someone at the gym, people in Barcelona--though I'm willing to concede there's probably a kernel of truth to some of these, this is part of her cyclical social media repertoire. She has to throw in that 'tough badass super Tess standing up to the shamers' to remind every one how brave and fearless she is for being a slovenly pig.

 

[Medicated]

I'm just literally astounded she is still being paid by people. Or that she's not been hospitalized for poor circulation, fainting, heart failure. I'm more disgusted by the people that appear to be fine with enabling her.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder if they had to buy her two seats for the flight.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Muy, muy gordo indeed.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I'm just literally astounded she is still being paid by people. Or that she's not been hospitalized for poor circulation, fainting, heart failure. I'm more disgusted by the people that appear to be fine with enabling her.

Fat is the new normal. Companies don’t give a shit. They will pander to whomever brings in the most moolah. That said, the entire fat acceptance movement will peter out once once people start seeing the consequences of extreme obesity on themselves. Now it’s all fun and games, because they are young and their bodies are strong. In a decade, they’ll be crying themselves to sleep full of shame, regrets and opioid pain meds.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm probably late to the party, but as an americanized eurotrash, I know all about europeans talking shit about people within earshot of them, and on occasions, to them. In Europe, they don't care about your feelings, if someone wants to say something, it will be said, especially the older generations. A good example would be with a lot of Greeks. While I was in a waiting room, an old Greek lady was with her Caribbean aide, she started talking shit about her aide to another Greek old lady while making eye contact with the aide. When it comes to weight issues, that's when they really rip into you, especially if you are Tess sized.

Another group of people that give no fucks are Mexicans. When I used to work with them, the fat ones were always referred to as gordito. That essentially replaced their name. Even the boss would refer to them as such.

TL/DR
Outside of the US, nobody gives a fuck about your feelings if you are fat or behave oddly. When people get older, they stop caring altogether and will gladly talk shit about you.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Fat is the new normal. Companies don’t give a shit. They will pander to whomever brings in the most moolah. That said, the entire fat acceptance movement will peter out once once people start seeing the consequences of extreme obesity on themselves. Now it’s all fun and games, because they are young and their bodies are strong. In a decade, they’ll be crying themselves to sleep full of shame, regrets and opioid pain meds.

Amid mags with headlines screaming “WHY DIDN’T DOCTORS WARN US?”

I'm probably late to the party, but as an americanized eurotrash, I know all about europeans talking shit about people within earshot of them, and on occasions, to them. In Europe, they don't care about your feelings, if someone wants to say something, it will be said, especially the older generations. A good example would be with a lot of Greeks. While I was in a waiting room, an old Greek lady was with her Caribbean aide, she started talking shit about her aide to another Greek old lady while making eye contact with the aide. When it comes to weight issues, that's when they really rip into you, especially if you are Tess sized.

Another group of people that give no fucks are Mexicans. When I used to work with them, the fat ones were always referred to as gordito. That essentially replaced their name. Even the boss would refer to them as such.

TL/DR
Outside of the US, nobody gives a fuck about your feelings if you are fat or behave oddly. When people get older, they stop caring altogether and will gladly talk shit about you.

Exceedingly all of this, can confirm. Americans seem to have it so easy on their feelings, I often wonder how they’d fare going on holiday someplace else and finding out no one hesitates to shout things on the streets.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Exceedingly all of this, can confirm. Americans seem to have it so easy on their feelings, I often wonder how they’d fare going on holiday someplace else and finding out no one hesitates to shout things on the streets.

During a trip to see a friend in a different state, we ate a few times at a Greek diner. On Yelp, one of the biggest complaints was that the owner and his friends watched fox news and talked shit about liberals. My friend and I saw it as almost endearing since it reminded us of our fathers and uncles when they would get together during the holidays.

As far as trips abroad go, I think they would most likely be lowkey triggered, but won't be able to do anything other than bitch about it in their echo chambers. Only in America would it be made into a big shitstorm.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

I wonder if they had to buy her two seats for the flight.

They'd probably have to buy her fat ass an entire row.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oh, you remember some high school Spanish from before you dropped out? So what? Ever think that they don't care whether you hear, because in Europe you are so stunningly fat and unhealthy you are a sideshow?

You have no knees or elbows. Your shins are covered in cellulite. You can't walk for longer than 5 minutes without huffing and puffing, and you need assistance to stand. People won't bend over backwards to pretend you're not a horrific sight in other cultures. Suck it up, fatty.

More no knee images. She appears to be safely back stateside where people just talk behind her back and scream silently when confronted by her bulk. She's currently getting money from Modcloth and Sebastian Pro; wonder how long she can keep going on minor endorsements with a husband that doesn't work and a mandatory first class ticket to travel to any job (no, she cannot fit in a regular seat, and demands first class seats for herself and her gay husband.)
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She looks like Jabba the Hutt in that photo.

 

[Antipathy]

They'd probably have to buy her fat ass an entire row.

Found her seat.