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It annoys me when things like clit piercings and tattoos on the mons pubis are considered ~vaginal decorations.~ They're not on or in the vagina. (I could rant for hours about about this.)
Products to fancy up your vagina - because it's not good enough on its own
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Most men don't know how to find anything on or around a vagina so I understand how people can be confused
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But it's women who say that shit too, and it's so frustrating, and disappointing. Like...we should at least know which bits are which on our own bodies, yeah?
ANYWAY. BACK ON TOPIC.
Glitter yeast infections are gross and I would not fuck them.
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Imagine going down on a glittery yeast infection
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Imagining myself going down on glitter was bad enough
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The labia flap clips looked really....inconvenient. Clip on one side, then the other, and a double chain with a heart (natch) is dangling across. Wannna surprise him? Before the deed you have metal in your crotch that is likely uncomfortable, unclipping and coming off, which would be annoying if there is a date or drinks first.
Then there is placement. Too high, it gets in the way, too low...it gets in the way.
A guy takes off your hot undies or just lifts your skirt and has this nice surprise, but honestly? It’s probably just another thing about women he doesn’t understand.
Suddenly, he’s got problems when you want him relaxed. Does he compliment you on the jewelry? On your genitals? Is he supposed to do something special? “Maybe she wants me to go down on her,” he thinks” so does, but he’s got this metal chain banging into his nose or getting into his mouth at the wrong times, and by D he’s getting frustrated. He can fuck but will the chain be scratchy and hurt him?
Was he supposed to unclip it first? He’s so confused.
Women, your man needs to find your clit, don’t stick confusing jewelry in the way. It’s only a special few who could handle that with class.
Dudes don’t need jewelry, glitter, lipstick.
Maybe the jewelry could be fun as a toy so he can imagine it while you both have a drink before the deed-but buy it together, don’t spring it on him.
And I too have been frustrated with the entire area being called a vagina. Sometimes it’s comical but mostly just sad. I wonder, do they really not know where the vag is?
Then there is placement. Too high, it gets in the way, too low...it gets in the way.
A guy takes off your hot undies or just lifts your skirt and has this nice surprise, but honestly? It’s probably just another thing about women he doesn’t understand.
Suddenly, he’s got problems when you want him relaxed. Does he compliment you on the jewelry? On your genitals? Is he supposed to do something special? “Maybe she wants me to go down on her,” he thinks” so does, but he’s got this metal chain banging into his nose or getting into his mouth at the wrong times, and by D he’s getting frustrated. He can fuck but will the chain be scratchy and hurt him?
Was he supposed to unclip it first? He’s so confused.
Women, your man needs to find your clit, don’t stick confusing jewelry in the way. It’s only a special few who could handle that with class.
Dudes don’t need jewelry, glitter, lipstick.
Maybe the jewelry could be fun as a toy so he can imagine it while you both have a drink before the deed-but buy it together, don’t spring it on him.
And I too have been frustrated with the entire area being called a vagina. Sometimes it’s comical but mostly just sad. I wonder, do they really not know where the vag is?
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Some are spreading the advice to shove garlic up your vag for infaction
midwiferytoday.com
However, doctors are saying "lol no"
mashable.com
How to Treat a Vaginal Infection with a Clove of Garlic • Midwifery Today
Garlic kills yeast. Those who bake bread know not to add garlic while the dough is rising or it will kill the yeast. Instead, garlic is added to the dough after it has risen, just before baking it in the oven. This post is only available to members. To purchase a membership, go here...
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However, doctors are saying "lol no"
People are apparently putting garlic inside their vaginas. Here's why you definitely shouldn't.
Your vagina should be a garlic-free zone.
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The increasingly common resistance to modern medicine by weird Facebook moms and whack jobs honestly makes me want to neck myself.Some are spreading the advice to shove garlic up your vag for infaction
How to Treat a Vaginal Infection with a Clove of Garlic • Midwifery Today
Garlic kills yeast. Those who bake bread know not to add garlic while the dough is rising or it will kill the yeast. Instead, garlic is added to the dough after it has risen, just before baking it in the oven. This post is only available to members. To purchase a membership, go here...
However, doctors are saying "lol no"
People are apparently putting garlic inside their vaginas. Here's why you definitely shouldn't.
Your vagina should be a garlic-free zone.
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I get why these uneducated morons think up half these stupid ideas. They see something simple like "garlic kills yeast" and thinks it must apply to all yeasts. They know yeast infections suck, so they think because garlic kills yeast it must fix yeast infections. But where they go wrong is in thinking that everything in the world can only so one thing. They know Windex can only clean windows (unless you are the father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding), they know that bath soap is for the bath, laundry detergent for laundry, etc so by that logic if garlic kills yeast, putting it in their vagina will only cause that one effect. They don't bother thinking of finding out if it burns skin or messes with the other natural flora of their vagina. It kills yeast and therefore that's what it will do.
Oh also that it's natural and they can eat it therefore it's fine going in other parts of the body too
Oh also that it's natural and they can eat it therefore it's fine going in other parts of the body too
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I've heard of these shits called merkins before. They're basically wigs for your vagina. Anyone have any idea why people want these?
Granted, these are probably one of the more tame products in this department out there. Still bizarre as hell, though.
EDIT:
The fuck is with that first picture? I've never imagined the human vagina as spontaneously ejecting 2 liters of glitter glue onto the floor. That woman is either dead of dehydration, or more likely they just poured some glitter shit on the floor and hoped people would take their word for it.
Merkins were originally intended for women with total alopecia. IIRC they came into use back when shaving/waxing weren't really a thing and being totally bald down below was less than desireable
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From what I've heard, people who decide to get their clit hood pierced do it for the heightened sensation during masturbation. It's along the same line of reasoning behind why some people get their nipples pierced; there's a chance the sensitivity will go up.
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I got a good chuckle at your username in relation to this post.
Also, if you want a good laugh, I highly recommend reading some of the comments on Dr. Gunter's Twitter posts featured in that Mashable article. They left our the best parts... Like the new age holistic sperg who said Dr. Gunter's anti-garlic-vagina stance was attempting to kill witches.
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OP just showed me all the holiday, Valentine’s, anniversary, and birthday shopping I’ll be doing for the foreseeable future, so thanks for that!
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What, no Mother’s Day?
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Here, instead of taking meds that'll probably fix your "glittery" & "shining" yeast infection, rub and shove some garlic up your punani, that'll work.
Not a female myself, but what the fuck guys. This is almost as bad as Turkish feminist twitter medias suggesting you buy a sex toy for your mother. Anything that you thought was bad in the US will be worse ten fold when it comes to Turkey anyway, the closet Tumblr faggots lurk out of their basement, like maybugs.
Not a female myself, but what the fuck guys. This is almost as bad as Turkish feminist twitter medias suggesting you buy a sex toy for your mother. Anything that you thought was bad in the US will be worse ten fold when it comes to Turkey anyway, the closet Tumblr faggots lurk out of their basement, like maybugs.
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Am female here. Can confirm that would be a terrible, smelly, and likely painful idea
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Sometimes I'll like to poke a carrot up there a few times when I want to satisfy an itch. Peeling a cucumber and adding small slices vertically down to it's base to get the juices flowing before wiggling up there is a good way to freshen up my baby canyon a bit, even cleans it out a bit too.
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And whores! The crabs were removed by shaving and using a merkin(it can be washed or slapped against the wall). As a result being shaved had the "whore" stamp for a long time.
Now that shaving/waxing is so common crabs are almost unheard of.
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