Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

I can almost hear that stupid gobbling sound he makes when trying to roll his r's.

I can almost smell the rancid grease on the unwashed flesh of this fat son of a bitch. Take a fucking shower Chris.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Looks like Chris is getting pinkeye

 

[The Captain]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

Maybe he's "breast feeding" her?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone commented on the photo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

Wow, how disgusting.

 

[The Captain]

Someone commented on the photo.

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Isn't BendyRuler that Lagoona chick that was recently halal'd?

Edit: Yep.

 

[MahFibro!]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

Maybe he thinks it makes him looks more sensual to da ladies.

'Look - I'm a trans female soul, a cat lover AND I'm sexy as Hell! Hit me up, ladies - I'm the whole enchillada!'

Bleh...I think I just made myself sick typing that.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

I see a cami strap on the right shoulder.

You know, I think a delicate piece of lingerie is worse. And it has that golden brown whitish hue of secondhand lingerie.

 

[Purple Stuff]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

perhaps he really is a kitty piddler

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

Seeing pictures of Chris or anywhere in his house always makes me wanna throw up.
Calling it now, that kitten doesn't have much time left.

 

[MahFibro!]

Seeing pictures of Chris or anywhere in his house always makes me wanna throw up.
Calling it now, that kitten doesn't have much time left.

Sincerely hope you're wrong; but won't lie - the same thought popped into my head, only because he said something similar about Patches before Patches passed on.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

He likes to pretend he's mothering his future daughter Crystal against his womanly bosom.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

What is that color? It's so bad on his complexion. And honestly, even a 20 volume bleach would help the color stick better, and a shitload of conditioner. I get if you're a tranny and want the whole experience of playing with your hair, but that is terrible.

Bro he obviously looks exactly like Sailor Neptune and it doesn't look like he dipped his hair in toilet bowl cleaner at all.

 

[MahFibro!]

He likes to pretend he's mothering his future daughter Crystal against his womanly bosom.

But....the kitten's on his head in this shot. So, fail?

 

[JULAY]

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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?

Gross, look how fat it is...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Someone commented on the photo.

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Explains why she's in his hair.

 

[Mender Bug]

Did anyone one else noticed how the Sonichu Pop in the backround looks like an actual pop?

 

[DeathHeat]

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Nothing will ever be beautiful again.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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We have such sights to show you...