Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Still talking about Bernie.
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Trying to shoehorn in potshots against people he doesn't like.
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Congratulations, you've now completely missed the point of a children's book.
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Congratulations, you've now completely missed the point of a children's book.
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Who would of ever thought that the antics of a miserable and evil asshole who hates others for no valid reason, wants harm to befall those he hates and relishes in the suffering of others would be the appealing aspect of a story to Bob?
 
Who would of ever thought that a miserable and evil asshole who hates others for no reason, wants harm to befall those he hates and relishes in the suffering of others would be the appealing aspect of a story to Bob?

It's probably because Bob acts a lot like the grinch when the holidays roll around. He just wants to stay in the basement and play nintendo all day, screw his family
 
At this stage I'm not even convinced he knows who hillary clinton or Bernie sanders actually are.

In my opinion, bob's thoughts on them are summarized by this. Thing=good and other thing=bad. He doesn't really care about anything else from either sanders or clinton or whatever you want to compare them with except what he thinks he can get out of it
 
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:late: I just read Brick by brick.

1: It really does come across like Mario is the only game series he's ever given a damn about. Even other Nintendo franchises like Pokemon are just "fads" to him. It's kind of sad honestly.

2: Speaking of Pokemon, while suffering through his gigantic list of every single Mario 3 enemy, I imagined a timeline where Bob was into Pokemon instead of Mario. Would he copy the bulbapedia articles for all 649 pokemon that existed at the time?

3: When did Bob begin to loathe the working class? In his book he praises Mario's design for looking working class.
 
:late: I just read Brick by brick.

1: It really does come across like Mario is the only game series he's ever given a damn about. Even other Nintendo franchises like Pokemon are just "fads" to him. It's kind of sad honestly.

2: Speaking of Pokemon, while suffering through his gigantic list of every single Mario 3 enemy, I imagined a timeline where Bob was into Pokemon instead of Mario. Would he copy the bulbapedia articles for all 649 pokemon that existed at the time?

3: When did Bob begin to loathe the working class? In his book he praises Mario's design for looking working class.

November 9 2016
 
Bob has nothing to be afraid of from AI generated content. No AI algorithm will be so unbalanced to produce what Celluloid Bob produces. The for-loop with random number generator would have a higher capacity for introspection.

Someone please tell Robert Gunn is already hired and needs no rehiring? How long has it been now with the hashtag, LOL.
 
November 9 2016

Speaking of November 9th, 2016... it's the second anniversary of Trump being elected President.

I saw this on social media today to mark the occasion of Trump's victory. Two years have passed and this still so eloquently applies to Bob. He still hasn't changed. He hasn't even begun to consider why Trump was really elected, and hasn't at all begun to rethink his positions that had to due with it. This man is a walking-billboard for why Trump won, and he still hasn't figured it out.

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"Look I'm not saying Bernie's a racist, I'm just he's not anti-racist enough. How can we trust someone who isn't openly anti-racist?"
- Bob "I'm Not A Fascist You Are" Chipman
I had no strong feelings on Bernie, but the more Bob shits on him the more I'm inclined to like Bernie.
:late: I just read Brick by brick.

1: It really does come across like Mario is the only game series he's ever given a damn about. Even other Nintendo franchises like Pokemon are just "fads" to him. It's kind of sad honestly.

2: Speaking of Pokemon, while suffering through his gigantic list of every single Mario 3 enemy, I imagined a timeline where Bob was into Pokemon instead of Mario. Would he copy the bulbapedia articles for all 649 pokemon that existed at the time?

3: When did Bob begin to loathe the working class? In his book he praises Mario's design for looking working class.
I think Bob likes the affected appearance of being working class (i.e. wearing workwear like Dickies or whatever as a political fashion statement and not out of utility) without having to actually get your hands dirty. It's common enough with suburbanite collegiate lefties that want to show off their street cred with the proletariat.

Same with affecting military clothing and stuff. It's a form of signaling.
 
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Bob has nothing to be afraid of from AI generated content. No AI algorithm will be so unbalanced to produce what Celluloid Bob produces. The for-loop with random number generator would have a higher capacity for introspection.
A decent algorithm takes reader feedback and adjusts accordingly. Bobby doesn't.
 
:late: I just read Brick by brick.

1: It really does come across like Mario is the only game series he's ever given a damn about. Even other Nintendo franchises like Pokemon are just "fads" to him. It's kind of sad honestly.

2: Speaking of Pokemon, while suffering through his gigantic list of every single Mario 3 enemy, I imagined a timeline where Bob was into Pokemon instead of Mario. Would he copy the bulbapedia articles for all 649 pokemon that existed at the time?

3: When did Bob begin to loathe the working class? In his book he praises Mario's design for looking working class.
Bob does still try sometimes to spin the story that he actually does like the working class, it's just that the TRUE and HONEST working class is actually working part time at Starbucks while everyone else is some lazy imposter.
Really it's like everything in his life Bob just hates the people that disagree with him. Labels really mean nothing.
 
Bob does still try sometimes to spin the story that he actually does like the working class, it's just that the TRUE and HONEST working class is actually working part time at Starbucks while everyone else is some lazy imposter.
Really it's like everything in his life Bob just hates the people that disagree with him. Labels really mean nothing.
Brewing a shit cup of joe is nothing compared to mining for coal, building houses, and many other crucial occupations. Anyone can brew a cup of joe, and buying your beans locally is better than buying a shit cup of joe at Starbucks.
 
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