Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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... I'm starting to smell bullshit. This does not match the gun he described, other than it's a revolver. Although I guess it's just as likely he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, as usual.

I'm not sure in what way? I mean, I don't want to have to defend Bob here, but what he claims to own is more or less what he describers it as when he says it's like a "Honda Civic" - a ubiquitous, mid-priced handgun.
 
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I'm not sure in what way? I mean, I don't want to have to defend Bob here, but what he claims to own is more or less what he describers it as when he says it's like a "Honda Civic" - a ubiquitous, mid-priced handgun.

I guess in that they're describing it as a tool for cops and hunters that's designed for heavy use, and the $800 price tag seems steep for a Geek.com freelancer who rattles a tin cup on Patreon. I could be wrong.
 
I guess in that they're describing it as a tool for cops and hunters that's designed for heavy use, and the $800 price tag seems steep for a Geek.com freelancer who rattles a tin cup on Patreon. I could be wrong.

First, gun prices are hella misleading. Nobody ever pays MSRP for a gun unless they have to special order it from the manufacturer, or they're a moron. Shop around a bit - particularly online - and you'll find that same gun for ~700. Or catch a sale at your friendly local gun shop, or buy it second hand and you can probably get it for maybe as little as ~500.

And nah, a .357 revolver is basically your standard "big people" revolver. That is, it's a step up from a .22 pocket revolver, or a .38 "Saturday Night" special. The 686 is S&W's offering, but basically every company that does revolvers has one or more lines of them on offering... Ruger's Security-Six, Taurus' Model 66, Colt used to have the Trooper, etc. Many models, all very similar to each other, all fairly popular. My dad and my brother in law both have .357s as their nightstand guns.

I'd be interested in finding out if Bob actually fires .357 rounds, though. In my experience, most people like to say they have a .357, but what they effectively has is an overpriced .38 special.
 
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Tbh I find the idea of Bob owning a firearm both laughable and dangerous.

I find the idea that him owning a firearm making him believe he’s an expert on the second amendment even more laughable and even more dangerous.
It's always a safe bet that his "expertise" was copied from wikipedia and/or some clickbait/twitter. He's not an original man.
 
Bob's such a pragmatist that he desperately clings to the same party and their failed political strategies that lost the 2016 election.
It's so infuriating watching him call himself a pragmatist and "whatever get's results" and at the same time totally dismiss the midwest, the blue collar working class and every attempt by the Democrats to pander to them.

You need them if you want to win you stupid fuck!

If Bob was a pragmatist like he claims he wouldn't shit all over Bernie Sanders supporters or be so openly racist towards white people.
 
It feels hypocritical that a fat guy who hates Trump constantly calls others "weak".
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I'm sure ignoring the Supreme Court just cause it's made up of people you don't like will go over well.
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently had a fall and is rumored to be leaving the Court in 2019. I'm not predicting any salt from Bob, (especially since he likes to act cool about things other people think he'll be salty about,) but that has to at least be a little concerning for him. Especially if Trump goes on to pick Based White Male # 3 for the spot.

Also, I have to laugh at the idea of Bob keeping a gun for home defense. Even if a thief DID break into his basement, said thief would look around, see all of the dead-eyed Mario figurines staring back at him, and the pile of damaged and deflated Princess Peach blow up sex dolls, and retreat back the way he came, terrified that he might run into the accursed, hollow-souled creature who crafted such an unholy sight.
 
I don't think Bob really goes to the shooting range, otherwise we'd see more Twitter rants about whatever mayonnaise ghouls he didn't like the look of that day, and it would mean climbing the stairs to leave his basement.

Every morning he wakes up, puts the barrel in his mouth, thinks real hard for five seconds, then removes it, sighs, and quietly says to no one in particular "Not today."

I picture him more as the spree killer type who would snap and try shoot up a gym or a GameStop where the "dude bros" hang out, only for him to collapse as his numerous health problems catch up to him at once.

To be honest, I think we’re starting to see some Japanese companies make a comeback, but that’s because they are dumping some of the bad habits they picked up from their time on top. Western games aren’t going down, the whole “dads” in gaming is following a trend that will end when another trend comes along, and realism is something people want in vidya, not everybody wants Mario, blob

I don't know enough about film to understand Bob's analogy, but the return of Japanese games I'd put down to a mix of Japanese games getting better (albeit slowly) and western games dropping in quality as they are more about loot boxes and social justice. I think Bob wants Japan to be winning because it's one step closer to the nostalgic days of 8 and 16 bit Nintendo. The same reason he was hyped about the Switch using cartridges.
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently had a fall and is rumored to be leaving the Court in 2019. I'm not predicting any salt from Bob, (especially since he likes to act cool about things other people think he'll be salty about,) but that has to at least be a little concerning for him. Especially if Trump goes on to pick Based White Male # 3 for the spot.

You thought the Kavanaugh shit was bad, wait until Trump replaces Ginsburg. That's when the real salt is going to be unleashed.
I find the idea that him owning a firearm making him believe he’s an expert on the second amendment even more laughable and even more dangerous.

This is the only gun Bob owns and has any expertise in:
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You thought the Kavanaugh shit was bad, wait until Trump replaces Ginsburg. That's when the real salt is going to be unleashed.
While that will bring amazing temper tantrums from the MSM and left, Robert Muller concluding that there was no collusion between the Trump administration and Russia would bring the most amazing salt from the likes go Bob and his ilk.
 
I guess in that they're describing it as a tool for cops and hunters that's designed for heavy use, and the $800 price tag seems steep for a Geek.com freelancer who rattles a tin cup on Patreon. I could be wrong.
They run between 500 and 750 used depending on model number, condition, and features. Performance Center models are sold at a significant premium. The 686 has been around for at least 30 years by now, so there's plenty of used stock out there.
It feels hypocritical that a fat guy who hates Trump constantly calls others "weak".
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I'm sure ignoring the Supreme Court just cause it's made up of people you don't like will go over well.
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Bob Chipman used the word "former" in place of "latter". Someone better tell him it ain't opposites day.
 
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